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"They did warn me that if I kept putting my head out of the car window, my face would get stuck like this."
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Molly R Vote score: 2503Molly R

"They did warn me that if I kept putting my head out of the car window, my face would get stuck like this."

12/02/21 8:04:06

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Especially if you don't roll it down first. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

THE BRAIN OF A CAPTIONEER

It's a photo. What's another word for a photo? I know: Snap.

What do dogs do when they are annoyed? Snap.

Now combine the two meanings of snap together in an amusing way and what do you get?

Another caption with no f-cking votes.

12/02/21 8:36:00

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Snap, Crackle and Pup. --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7636Hercules Rockefeller

"Draw me like one of your French bulldogs."

12/02/21 8:03:14

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...said Kate Winalot to Jack Russell in a story that strongly resembles Old Yella goes boating.  --Glyn Evans
James Lennox Vote score: 7588James Lennox

"You'd pull this face too if your bloody owner has been home for 5 weeks and you haven't had a chance to rub your balls on the carpet."

12/02/21 8:29:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

"I'd like a full pedicure, please. And what can you tell me about Botox injections?"

12/02/21 9:05:50

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"Once you get injected your face stays the same." Dog: "Why did you inject me right after you farted?" --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: Government bans export of Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine to Europe until all British pets have been inoculated.

12/02/21 9:03:26

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He looks that way because they said he'd just get a little prick. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

Dear Dragons I would like you to invest £20,000 in my company where I take photos of people's pets. This year I already have orders in from my mum for 1 of her dog 3 from my aunt if her cats and 26,000 off caption.me

12/02/21 8:42:58

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The hedgehogs will rise! --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

"You wouldn't know anything about one of my Koi missing out of the pond, would you Roxie?"

12/02/21 8:10:19

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"You can tell me. Don't be coy. --Willie Johnson
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 110Endeavour 2 Persevere

Missing: Wuhan Bat

14/02/21 10:08:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

"See, I can't walk to the vets. My paw hurts."

12/02/21 10:37:06

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 657Ellen Duncalf

What makes you think it was me who stole your Cornish Pasty?

12/02/21 9:58:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Southpaw boxer

12/02/21 9:53:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 990alexandra ball

Nosey Barker

12/02/21 9:35:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11495Neil Mackenzie

So much for if you lie on your back and take a picture it would reduce the appearance of wrinkles.

12/02/21 8:13:47

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 427Gavin Smithers

Virat Kohli- worried about losing the toss again.

12/02/21 19:57:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

"Paint me like one of your French bitches."

12/02/21 12:57:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

Here's looking at you Sid.

12/02/21 10:24:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5150Stu Dent

Posing Pooch

12/02/21 10:16:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

Boxingmatch.com

12/02/21 8:52:14

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What makes you think it was me who stole your Cornish pasty? --Ellen Duncalf
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11495Neil Mackenzie

Names, why not Tyson?
No he’s prettier than Tyson, how about Ali?
No. I’ve got it! The Brown Bomber.
Why?
He’s just shit all over the kitchen.

12/02/21 8:21:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

Did you hear the one about the dog who walked into a baa?

12/02/21 8:18:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7534Glyn Evans

"Don't be fooled, I'm really a King Charles Spaniel, now kiss the royal paw"

12/02/21 8:06:41

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

Omg ANOTHER dog photo...wonderful times

12/02/21 8:04:51

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More dog days in Captionlandia --Mauris Iocus
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

"If you've enjoyed my beauty tips, don't forget to like and subscribe below!"

12/02/21 8:00:12

 
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