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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Beach bum

09/10/20 19:00:12

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Nice save, caption author. --Willie Johnson
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1768Karen Oakenfull

When you’re 5,000 miles away on a 2 week “business trip” and you jog to meet your mistress on the beach, but before you reach her, you spot your wife and kids getting out of a light aircraft to give you a wonderful surprise.

09/10/20 22:01:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

Mastectomys aren't a great look.

09/10/20 19:47:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

I love going for a jog along the nudist beach. Yesterday I managed to get a blue t-shirt and a white pair of shorts.

09/10/20 19:00:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Even the tide came.

09/10/20 22:13:11

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 98Eugene Quill

"At least she won't get jogger's nipple!"

09/10/20 22:07:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

"Due to a new incentive todays Bournemouth marathon was won in record time. Congratulations to Steve for coming in first"

09/10/20 20:50:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

"It's a trap!"

09/10/20 20:36:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13399Vanessa the Guesser

"Didn't her mother tell her that it's rude to point?"

09/10/20 19:07:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

♪ Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

09/10/20 19:00:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

“I think I did a good job of pretending not to look, but I still ran into a lamp post”

09/10/20 19:00:26

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A lamp post on the beach? --Willie Johnson
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

I’m not gonna look, I’m not gonna look, I’m not gonna look.

09/10/20 19:00:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

…and I ended up burning a thousand calories that day…masturbating.

09/10/20 19:00:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"48, 49, 50, ... COMING!"
"So am I!"
"So am I!"
"Ooh, so am I!"

09/10/20 19:51:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12486Stephen Bean

Before arranging a wedding with your long distance Thai girlfriend, inviting all your friends and family and buying your betrothed a house for her and her family, it is advisable to ask for some photos of her from the front to check out the size of her Adam's apple (please note some packages can be hidden in the skimpiest of bathing costumes even when viewed from the front). To be absolutely sure, you're probably better off using your own hands to check for hidden packages. A moment of horror is better than a lifetime of despair.

09/10/20 19:35:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12486Stephen Bean

He should've gone to Specsavers.

09/10/20 19:30:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7014Glyn Evans

"Get your tits out!" Lorraine heckled.

09/10/20 19:27:56

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

Yasmin Le Bum

09/10/20 19:11:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

I hope we get a wave.

09/10/20 19:00:12

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Nice save, caption author. --Willie Johnson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

The safest beaches to go topless, thought Amy, are gay men's beaches.

09/10/20 19:00:09

 
Sai K Sai K

Soul transvestism 🤫

11/10/20 16:29:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 674Charles Gilbert

Somebody get that girl a sandwich...

10/10/20 16:58:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1720Al Overy

Back snap and crack

10/10/20 16:54:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"... if you don't approve, bloodywell hurry up, you were the one that left the bag in the car that's got my bikini top and sun tan lotion in."

10/10/20 2:03:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Dave and his daughter often go to the beach together, but even he struggles not to stare at her tits

09/10/20 23:10:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

"...so there I was just admiring the view and I was told to 'hop off'."

09/10/20 20:57:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

Cheeky beach

09/10/20 20:51:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

"Hey mister, Beachy Head? Two dollar"

09/10/20 20:42:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

Michael was so delighted with his cosmetic surgery he gave up running.

09/10/20 20:39:58

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

Even six months after the sinking of the Topshop container ship, dummies were still being washed ashore

09/10/20 20:35:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

"Am I in the right place for the motorboating experience?"

09/10/20 20:25:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

How could he not notice that hair?

09/10/20 20:13:39

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

Sirens of the See.

09/10/20 20:13:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

"Run, She's a Guy..."

09/10/20 20:12:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

"Jog on, loser!"

09/10/20 19:43:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2807Scrijjy Doo

What guy?

09/10/20 19:39:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

I noticed most of the captions came within the first five to ten minutes. Where did everybody go?

09/10/20 19:37:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

I wonder why
nobody noticed the fly.

09/10/20 19:29:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

I was told that in order to impress a girl you should whisper in her rear.
And that's how I got a black eye. (Maybe he meant "her ear"?)

09/10/20 19:24:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

I wonder what I should do with this swim suit top I just found.
Maybe there's a lost and found around somewhere. I'll ask this young lady, maybe she would know....
And that's how I got a black eye.

09/10/20 19:14:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Ex on the Beach

09/10/20 19:12:06

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

Heidi Bum

09/10/20 19:11:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Gaywatch

09/10/20 19:08:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1916Willie Johnson

Been there, done that.
What? I'm talking about jogging on the beach. What did you think?

09/10/20 19:07:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6567Vivvy En

'He looks fit'

09/10/20 19:04:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

A shore thing

09/10/20 19:02:38

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1226Dot Old

Bitch! OK, I'm jealous.

09/10/20 19:02:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

Dave tried his best to ignore the inflated beach balls.

09/10/20 19:02:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9600Chris Keegan

♪Running in the shadow of love♪

09/10/20 19:01:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

Photo from the RSPB Guide to Thong Birds

09/10/20 19:00:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5101Karyn Harrison

Tunnel vision's a terrible thing.

09/10/20 19:00:09

 
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