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"I have to send her out to get the groceries now since she told me that I couldnt drive anymore," said Prince Phillip.
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

"I have to send her out to get the groceries now since she told me that I couldn't drive anymore," said Prince Phillip.

14/09/20 7:33:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13620Vanessa the Guesser

Lidl old lady.

14/09/20 7:16:00

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Main St, Pasadena --Dave Bryan
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

I remember my Nan's last words. "F*ck me, a Mondeo..."

14/09/20 7:18:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

Deliveroomatism

14/09/20 7:06:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

"Five years I've doing this and I get nothing...ABSOLUTELY F*CKING NOTHING. He mentions the NHS and gets knighted. F*cking Captain Tom"

14/09/20 7:26:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

Just occasionally Annie takes her 4 x 4 off road.

14/09/20 7:00:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

"Babe, can you pass me another lager out of the fridge please? the second half is about to kick off. And where's my bloody mother? I sent her to B&Q over an hour ago. She only had to get five bags of cement...lazy bastard"

14/09/20 7:00:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

Meet Betty, Britain's best trolley thief.

14/09/20 7:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

A Gran Day Out

14/09/20 7:00:05

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This is your final warning from the repetitive caption police. Oh, shit I've started doing it now.  --Glyn Evans
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 391Ellen Duncalf

Ethel tests out the impact resistance of the Granny Master 2000 Deluxe Model with Titanium Alloy Wheels, Leather Handle and Burberry Trim (chav version also has optional neon blue underfloor lighting and "spinner" alloys) in a bus lane in Croydon.
 

14/09/20 8:11:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

Police to clamp down on pushers in town centres.

14/09/20 7:01:17

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 373Fozzgog B.

"I've got a charity shop hat and coat, wrinkled stockings and a cart with wonky wheels. Maybe I should be charging more than tuppence a bag"

14/09/20 20:59:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7138Glyn Evans

I hope she's cut air holes for the baby

14/09/20 7:48:59

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Sadly no. --Scrijjy Doo
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

Anytime Bargain Booze had a sale, the Queen Mum was down there pronto!

14/09/20 7:14:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13620Vanessa the Guesser

Like her trolley, she's still full of beans.

14/09/20 7:09:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

''I've only been on the site five minutes and I'm already doubled up with laughter.''

14/09/20 7:05:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

Two old bags

14/09/20 7:01:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11219Neil Mackenzie

She’d been called a baby, she’d been called a girl.
She’d been called a daughter and a grand child.
She’d been called an infant and a toddler too.
She’d been called a school girl.
She’d been called an angel and a proper little madam.
She’d been called a high school girl and a teenager.
She’d been called a girl friend and a fiancée.
She’d been called a Miss and a Mrs.
She’d been called expectant.
She’d been called a Mum.
She’d been there for her husband and her children too.
She’d been called a grandma.
She’d been called a pensioner and sadly a widow too.
And now no one calls until they call her the deceased.

15/09/20 9:43:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Some days you feed the birds. Others, the birds feed you.

14/09/20 15:48:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"We are out of the off licence now Stephen. You stay hidden in there until we get home and stop those bloody bottles from clinking there's a copper just up ahead."

14/09/20 11:32:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6480C CaMel

Post Mortem

14/09/20 11:12:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6480C CaMel

"You're very quiet today Dave."

14/09/20 11:11:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1998Willie Johnson

Moonwalking.

14/09/20 10:54:32

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

It's automatic. It's systematic. It's geriatric.

14/09/20 8:49:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32891Tony Edwards

Shop 'til you drop

14/09/20 8:13:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15404Dan Nicholls

In all his years of reviewing speed camera footage, Steve had never seen anything quite like Elsie.

14/09/20 8:09:02

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 834alexandra ball

Trolley Dolly

14/09/20 7:46:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9908Chris Keegan

With a case load of erotica Barbra takes to the streets on the lookout for these new groups of sex.

14/09/20 7:45:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

I know what you're thinking. How many cubic litres of cabbage and Imperial Leather can that beauty hold?

14/09/20 7:12:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7248Hercules Rockefeller

"This is the last time I go up to the store during a windstorm."

14/09/20 7:06:43

 
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