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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''I'm very confident of future growth.''

Sat 12:21:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

"Darling, I think we should stop Tom from watching The Apprentice, that's the fourth babysitter he's fired"

Sat 15:50:30

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Don't want him to grow up like you-know-who. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"What do you want Boris? More advice? F*cking hell, between you and Donald I barely get a minute to myself"

Sat 12:00:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15318Dan Nicholls

Meet our new Head of Rusk Assessment.

Sat 12:03:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

Junior board member

Sat 12:00:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"And here are my top priorities as the new Prime Minister."

1: Scrap sugar tax
2: Eating vegetables is to become illegal
3: No VAT on talcum powder
4: 2 Mother's Days
5: Invade Norway

Sat 12:14:49

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In response1. "Sweet!" - But then this is a sugar coated response but at least I won't get taxed on it. 2. Bribed by the Vitamin supplements companies. Creates new domestic threat in vegan and vegetarian freedom fighters/terro... --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

"Any other business? Yeah, I think I've done some in my pants."

Sat 12:06:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

Every new company has teething problems

Sat 12:00:11

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

A minor chairholder.

Sat 16:00:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1813Willie Johnson

Don't worry, he'll grow into the job.

Sat 13:26:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5950C CaMel

The interviewee was shi**ing himself.

Sat 18:26:30

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

Bored man of the chair

Sat 12:05:36

 

"Now you come and say 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me 'Godfather'. You come into my house on the day my mother is to be married and you ask me to do murder... for Mummy."

Sun 6:48:20

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

- No he cannot sit in my chair Jane, he's just shit in his nappy
- Oh just Pamper him will you

Sat 14:19:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

"When you ask how much experience do I have and what are my ambitions for the future I'd say around 4 years and I'm hoping to remain being your mother for a good long time"

Sat 12:28:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"Ok you lot, quiet now and let's get to business. First on the agenda we have little Tommy. We lent him three Chewits last Thursday on the understanding that we'd get five back, and do we have them? NO WE DON'T! What do I pay you for? Go around there and take out his knees you muppets. And then there's the babysitter, she turned off Scarface yesterday and put on Rugrats. Put a hit out on her please...AND WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A F*CKING FRUIT SHOOT?"

Sat 12:10:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

A creche course in business management

Sat 12:03:35

 

"And don't think Alan Sugar is the only one who can throw his toys out of his pram".

Sat 22:25:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2680Scrijjy Doo

"I'm a very stable genius!"

Sat 15:30:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"Hi Tom and thanks for coming to this disciplinary meeting. After a review of your recent work conduct, I'm afraid we're going to have to temporarily suspend you as we've noticed that you've been hitting the bottle at work and are sometimes found sleeping on the job. Take some time off, relax, and Pamper yourself and we'll review this in two weeks"

Sat 12:52:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"I am really the CEO. I got here through my own talents. It's nothing with being a front for money laundering"

Sat 12:10:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

The Boss Baby

Sat 12:05:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

Lad Sugar

Sat 12:04:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

It's 2030. Everybody over 20 has died of the coronavirus and the kids are running the country.

Sat 12:02:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

"You're tired!"

Sat 12:01:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

The highchairman

Sat 12:00:11

 

"What the hell do you mean we can't stabilise the company using the stabilisers on my bicycle?"

Sat 22:29:43

 

Ritchie Rich.

Sat 22:14:46

 

"Oh." (long pause) "So this is why they call it the bored room."

Sat 19:59:04

 

The Godfathered

Sat 19:31:03

 

William Hague before he lost his hair.

Sat 19:11:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

Small business Grant.

Sat 16:34:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

Sugar-babe.

Sat 15:50:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2680Scrijjy Doo

"This executive order gives me full authority to poop my pants."

Sat 15:25:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Harry Bo

Sat 12:33:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

Richard Bran's son

Sat 12:23:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

"I didn't know you had elves working here, does Santa know that you left the Workshop?"

Sat 12:23:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"Anon, you've been cooking the books again, haven't you? How many times have I got to tell you that they're not fireproof" said Wee Me.

Sat 12:18:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

"How did I get my golden beehive? I'm glad you asked. I won it at the BRAT Awards."

Sat 12:17:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Once upon a tome.....

Sat 12:14:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

Percy was desperate to quit the brat race.

Sat 12:12:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"So, Timmy, what have you learned in your first week of work experience?"

"Erm, biros aren't edible, you can get the equivalent of three weeks a year off through fag breaks and Tracy is a right slag."

Sat 12:10:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

"You can send the candy dates in now please Francis."

Sat 12:06:58

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

This little guy has clearly picked up some tips from watching his dad work from home. He’s now running the company.

Sat 12:06:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''I haven't got where I am today by pissing in my pants.''

Sat 12:05:53

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

"Come on, somebody, pass me the honey"

Sat 12:05:46

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5206Chris Halliwell

Desk Jockey.

Sat 12:05:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15318Dan Nicholls

Benjamin Button

Sat 12:05:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Tome Alone

Sat 12:03:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"Young MacDonald had a firm, C-E-C-E-O,
And in this firm he had some bees,
with a buzz buzz here,
and a buzz buzz there,
here a buzz, there a buzz,
everywhere a buzz buzz"

Sat 12:02:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"I got called in by the boss this morning."

"How did that go?"

"He spat the dummy."

Sat 12:01:28

 
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