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"Are you ok out there Dad? Sorry, I know its freezing but we dont have a choice with social distancing. Anyway, where do you keep your biscuits?"
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The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"Are you ok out there Dad? Sorry, I know it's freezing but we don't have a choice with social distancing. Anyway, where do you keep your biscuits?"

18/09/20 20:00:41

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

”Gav, there's a bloke on the doorstep says he’s from the care home up the road, says he was sat watching Cash in the Attic, got a cat hair stuck in his throat, coughed a couple of times and they dumped him outside ours.”

18/09/20 22:17:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

Reclining armchair comes with free lazy boy.

18/09/20 20:17:54

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

"Now are you convinced he's stalking me?"

18/09/20 20:52:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

"Mum, it's the bloke from next door, he said as dad's kicked the bucket, do you fancy a quick one?"

18/09/20 20:36:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

Patience is everything when you're a Jehovah's Witness.

18/09/20 20:00:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23486Michael Winner

"Dave, I'm really not sure that you've thought this Antarctic expedition through properly."

18/09/20 21:04:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23486Michael Winner

Minutes later, he realised his house had been stolen.

18/09/20 21:03:18

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

Inspired by Captain Tom, Dave aimed to raise money by sitting outside with his thumb in the air. "Am not coming in till I've raised a million." Said Dave. He lasted two hours...Raised a fiver.

18/09/20 20:55:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

Right the smell has gone can I come back in

18/09/20 20:07:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"Ah, so the house represents Europe and the man with nothing but the shirt on his back, freezing outside but pretending he likes it represents the UK, post Brexit."

18/09/20 20:02:26

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

"As part of Bolton's space programme, we will now test the ejector seat for the upcoming manned rocket mission to Blackburn.
Geoffrey, you will be launched 50 feet in the air, where you will jump off the chair...er ejector seat and use the bed sheet to float back to earth.
Are you ready Geoffrey ? Let me see that thumb."

18/09/20 21:09:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

Well she did say she was a cold caller

18/09/20 20:09:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

Visiting prostrate doctor happy to arrive undercover and give you the thumbs up.

18/09/20 22:41:07

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Prostrate is a funny position for a prostate doctor to be in while he does his work. Hardly seems proctical. --Willie Johnson
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

Thanks for the hat, blanket and chair but can I actually come in now?

18/09/20 21:23:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5950C CaMel

Door knob.

18/09/20 21:23:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7020Hercules Rockefeller

"Now, what was that you were saying about me being lazy?"

18/09/20 20:01:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Hi, I'm Anon. I thought you'd appreciate me delivering this in person."

18/09/20 20:01:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"Give me a thumbs up if you STILL think superglue is funny."

18/09/20 20:00:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

"Yes. It is still here Luv. The joiner should be round soon to widen the door".

19/09/20 7:59:03

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5950C CaMel

"Never buy a sofa from DSS."

18/09/20 22:47:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Thumb and Dumber

18/09/20 20:20:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

Great news Mum, I re-covered.

18/09/20 20:09:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

Comfortably thumb

18/09/20 20:05:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

Thumbing a chair lift.

18/09/20 20:00:47

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

”Smell my thumb and I’ll grant you a wish.”

19/09/20 11:16:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

Suite Victory.

19/09/20 8:03:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

Can you give me a lift out of the chair?

19/09/20 6:27:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"Next up, we speak to the MP for Chesterfield and ask how he feels about retaining his seat."

19/09/20 6:12:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5950C CaMel

"My mum always liked taxidermy."

18/09/20 21:24:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy

18/09/20 21:21:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"You're such a doormat, have some self respect and stand up for yourself"
"I've got plenty, thank you. I don't think you do though, because who's this idiot shouting and lecturing at me?"

18/09/20 21:11:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1813Willie Johnson

Unfortunately he doesn't make a very good door and the thumb does not make a good door hinge.

18/09/20 21:04:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"I'm from your friendly Neighbourhood watch. I'm here to watch you, from your front doorstep, 24/7. You're not a serial killer, are you? No? I'd better stay here in case - I'm not a vigilante, promise. So what are you doing tonight? If you don't tell me, I can stare through your windows. I can't? - ooh, that won't do, you won't fit in around here, it's how we do things"

18/09/20 21:00:03

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

Armchair support her..

18/09/20 20:57:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2680Scrijjy Doo

Pillsbury Doughboy Gets Gritty Reboot

18/09/20 20:31:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Daz's Doorstep Challenge

18/09/20 20:26:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Deliveryou

18/09/20 20:21:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19124Troompa Loompa

Susan Boyle confirms she's happy with her new hairdo.

18/09/20 20:21:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"Aaagh! Grandad's ghost, complete with the favourite armchair he died in is at the door!"

18/09/20 20:00:14

 
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