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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

WARNING Never sneeze with a face mask on.

14/09/20 20:02:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

If she blows bubbles during sex, she's not that into you.

14/09/20 20:23:25

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Brilliant caption, and advice lol :-D --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"JANET...NO...THAT CONDOM HAS BEEN USED"

14/09/20 20:06:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"Wow, that's some peanut allergy."

15/09/20 1:18:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

Film Review: Budget cutbacks have adverse effect on remake of 'The Prisoner'. New small Rover not convincing say critics.

14/09/20 20:25:11

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

Bubble Beth.

14/09/20 20:00:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Would you like a little prick?''

''You must be a captioneer.''

14/09/20 20:11:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"Ok, we've seen enough. You're clearly qualified to be Donald Trump's chief advisor. When can you start?"

14/09/20 20:00:32

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

Pop tart

15/09/20 7:48:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Speech bubble

14/09/20 20:34:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

🎵 "I'm forever blowing bubbles" 🎵

"Who's Bubbles?"

14/09/20 20:00:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Sue also loved blowing a Wrigley one.

14/09/20 20:23:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

I never liked condoms but my new girlfriend has a novel way to put them on me.

14/09/20 21:56:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

You join us just as the World Jellyfish Eating Contest starts to get tasty. Here's the Thai entry about to munch a box. Later, we'll see a Filipino noshing on a Portuguese Man-o-War.

14/09/20 20:00:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

Babe-licious.

15/09/20 22:06:36

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 609Barrie Bullock

Bubble cum

15/09/20 15:37:57

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 609Barrie Bullock

DIY facemask kit.

15/09/20 15:37:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

The baby "The Blob" started out by consuming noses.

15/09/20 9:50:50

 
Molly R Vote score: 2045Molly R

She blows my mind.

14/09/20 22:03:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

What goes in hard.
Comes out soft.
And you have to blow it until it explodes.

14/09/20 21:51:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Bazooka Ho

14/09/20 21:34:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

My chiropodist tried to Bazooka that verruca.

14/09/20 20:44:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"A bare wall, let the gum mosaic begin..."

14/09/20 20:27:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Hooter

14/09/20 20:21:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Bimblo

14/09/20 20:21:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

I was wondering where my cat's colostomy bag went to
(Don't break it).

14/09/20 20:18:04

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

Gum shield

14/09/20 20:02:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Bubble and squint

14/09/20 20:00:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

Poor Sue. Having 2 lazy eyes is bad enough but wow, that blister on her nose is horrific.

14/09/20 20:00:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

"Where's Wendy?"

"She said she was popping down the shed."

14/09/20 20:00:12

 
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