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Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Beef Encounter

04/09/20 8:00:10

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... of the herd kind  --Mark Wilson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"When are you going to jump over the moon? I could do with a laugh."

04/09/20 8:26:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Hey Daisy, get this, he wants a pat on the head."

04/09/20 8:00:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

'' It's the slaughterhouse for you, Daisy.''

''Hey mate, can you stop your dog worrying my cattle?''

04/09/20 8:06:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Bow wow, brown Cow.

04/09/20 8:01:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Is this dog talking to me or have i gone mad

04/09/20 9:04:45

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Yes. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

"Try again!"
"Woof."
"And again."
"Woof."
"And again."
"Woof."
After a couple of hours Florence concluded that you can't teach an old dog moo tricks.

04/09/20 8:06:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

And the bonus bull is number 32, that completes this week's lottery

04/09/20 23:56:53

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 158Sheila Graham

The dog's bullocks.

04/09/20 11:20:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

Cow: "It's so boring. All I ever do is stand around and eat, and lay down once in a while. Then I go back to the barn to be milked and do it all again the next day."
Dog: "You think that's bad, all I ever do is watch you."

04/09/20 10:40:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Meat and grrreet

04/09/20 10:03:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

"What are you in for?"
'90 mins at 200°C.'

04/09/20 9:14:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Next time can you piss on another post? That went all over my hoof.''

04/09/20 8:27:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

"I can see that nothing gets pasture eyes."

04/09/20 8:08:28

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James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

"The grass is always greener on your side of the fence."

"Maybe, but the tits are always better on your side."

04/09/20 8:07:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Bulldog

04/09/20 8:02:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Nice of you to visit us, Rover. We'd offer you a cup of tea but we're fresh out of milk."

04/09/20 10:16:19

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 158Sheila Graham

I only have eyes for moo.

04/09/20 9:48:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

The cows loved their annual day out to the Dog Zoo.

04/09/20 9:10:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"Can you let me in please? I'm trying to escape the puns"

04/09/20 9:01:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6128James Lennox

"Moo."

"Woof."

There's an obvious language barrier.

04/09/20 8:14:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Luckily the javelin just missed them all

04/09/20 8:07:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''You're getting on my nerves, Rex.''

''What's your beef?''

04/09/20 8:02:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"Scooby Dooby Moo!"

04/09/20 8:00:31

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"What's it going to be then, eh. Will you follow me on Twitter or not?"
"I'm still on the fence about that"

04/09/20 8:00:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

They were in love and nothing was going to stop them as Shep had brought wire cutters and a step ladder too

05/09/20 8:54:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

I see the farmer is still doing taxidermy

04/09/20 23:26:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

"Who are you calling a silly moo?"

04/09/20 14:06:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

Rex was worried he’d been caught telling the Farmer about the Cows, and he knew if they got through that fence they’d eat the grass.

04/09/20 12:01:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

Based on the non-selling book.

04/09/20 10:53:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

"If your name's not down, you're not comin' in."

04/09/20 10:09:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

The Farmyard Players Present 'The Spy Who Came In From The Cold'.

04/09/20 10:09:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

The Gate Escape

04/09/20 9:45:24

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

Love across the divide.

04/09/20 9:38:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

"It's Friesian out here! Woofs is a dogsicle and if you're not careful we'll be giving out ice cream"

04/09/20 8:46:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

Max came to the conclusion the steaks were too high.

04/09/20 8:40:44

 
Molly R Vote score: 2061Molly R

He swiped right, she swiped left.

04/09/20 8:40:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Herd on a Wire

04/09/20 8:06:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Off to the steakhouse tonight then? Such a shame you live in Korea, Rex

04/09/20 8:05:36

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

yeah dog...hopes there's more this week

04/09/20 8:04:27

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 91Ellen Duncalf

Morning Dave, those two lads down there were charred with the electric fence so we’re now back on the barbed wire, sigh.

04/09/20 8:03:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

"Anyway, can't stand here yakking all day"

04/09/20 8:02:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"Do you mind if I join your herd? My name's Grrrmintrude."

04/09/20 8:01:03

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"You want to come play for our team? I heard you're good on defence"

04/09/20 8:00:27

 
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