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James Lennox Vote score: 6148James Lennox

"Before we go any further, have you tried turning it off then on again?"

26/07/20 20:10:34

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Have you tried turning the caption off and then on again? Haha, just kidding. Great caption. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

"Your new garden water feature is very simple to install..."

26/07/20 22:22:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4654Lucky Elperro

Fitting his own home CCTV was a bit more complicated than Frank anticipated.

26/07/20 20:27:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19122Troompa Loompa

Tony Robinson's neighbours were sick fed up with him doing this all round the village.

26/07/20 20:18:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15317Dan Nicholls

Another boring photo.

26/07/20 20:00:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Write an hilarious caption and vote for an equally hilarious caption. You know the drill.

26/07/20 21:18:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8139The Wolf

"Ok, I bought an Ultimate Blaster Millennium Series Pro which can deliver a thousand volts. I've wired it up to the door handle for ultimate transmission meaning the bastard will be dead as soon as they arrive home. I just need to backfill the soil and resurface the road"

"Dave, just ask for a divorce"

26/07/20 21:30:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23484Michael Winner

"We should think about getting a less powerful vacuum cleaner."

26/07/20 20:32:50

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Electric Avenue.

26/07/20 21:03:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23484Michael Winner

"Ah, there it is. You'll all be pleased to know that after three days of digging, I finally found that 50p.""

26/07/20 20:31:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8139The Wolf

ROAD CLOSED - Due to the discovery of a giant's tampon.

26/07/20 20:00:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Out the way, I've seen seen this a thousand times in the movies, you just gotta cut the brown...wire"

27/07/20 9:04:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8139The Wolf

That doesn't shock me, I'm self isolating.

26/07/20 21:24:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7017Hercules Rockefeller

"I wouldn't be so eager to eat those Twizzlers if I were you."

26/07/20 20:20:44

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2677Scrijjy Doo

Drink some power-ade, they said. Colonoscopies aren't so bad, they said.

26/07/20 20:20:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22934Ian Skelding

"You're gonna need a bigger cigarette lighter socket."

26/07/20 20:17:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11836Stephen Bean

"I wish Gulliver's girlfriend would stop leaving her tampons lying around."

26/07/20 20:00:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

They started excavation during a quiet period with no traffic and nothing will be disrupted....
Heads will roll. People will be sacked for this.

27/07/20 11:11:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11001Neil Mackenzie

The old cables needed replacing and they no longer made the old type of cable. The new high speed internet cables had to be fitted with restrictors to slow the speed, because the people of Yorkshire will only pay for the old speed and not the super fast which is tuppence more.

27/07/20 9:31:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10188Mr Dome

Gulliver your strawberry laces are ready

26/07/20 22:48:37

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

A probe into the village road works was underway

26/07/20 20:59:00

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

26/07/20 20:50:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13099Vanessa the Guesser

Holey crap

26/07/20 20:40:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

"Did someone remember to turn off the excavator before we left for lunch?"

26/07/20 20:32:13

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4654Lucky Elperro

When you grow marijuana it's always fiddling the electric that gets you caught.

26/07/20 20:29:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6898Glyn Evans

There will be blood. After I finish my tea break.

26/07/20 20:27:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32522Tony Edwards

When the workmen found out that Eyam was a plague village they got the hell out of there.

26/07/20 20:25:22

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Did Mr Mompesson allow them to leave?  --Mr Dome
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2677Scrijjy Doo

Vibrators have come a long way.

26/07/20 20:18:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

"Let's get back to work. That ditch is not going to dig itself."
"Well, it kinda has."

26/07/20 20:14:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15317Dan Nicholls

Beautiful photography by Dai Version and Barry Cade.

26/07/20 20:05:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3949Crunchy Chords

We finally found where the dog buried our his-and-hers vibrators.

26/07/20 20:01:43

 
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