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Things were going great at the Jason And The Argonauts reuninon party.
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stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Things were going great at the Jason And The Argonauts reuninon party.

22/07/20 8:03:16

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Great caption and I hate to be 'that guy', but there's a typo in 'reunion' --Michael Winner
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

The Coronavirus anti-vaxxers club hold their annual meeting.

22/07/20 8:04:08

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Let's hope that there's only one meeting. People are saying that there's no good news, but I'd like to point out that Covidiot Anti-vaxxers have chosen not to wear masks during a deadly pandemic. --Michael Winner
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

The Rolling Stones get together to discuss another farewell tour.

22/07/20 10:09:28

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The Strolling Bones --stone face
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

"This, gentlemen, is a mutation of the flesh-eating superbug that I've created. It's so deadly that even just opening the lid a tiny bit like this-

22/07/20 9:39:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Come Die With Me

22/07/20 9:32:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''What kind of wine would you like?''

''One with a full body.''

22/07/20 8:55:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

"It was the bloody salmon mousse, wasn't it?"

22/07/20 8:48:40

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

"I must go the toilet again. That drinks going right through me."

22/07/20 8:07:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

Are they keeping to the tomb eater rule ?

22/07/20 9:52:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

The Last Supper

22/07/20 9:18:51

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

Late lunch.

22/07/20 8:12:41

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

Fag break at London Fashion Week.

22/07/20 12:30:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Perhaps we shouldn't have opted for the 'Pick-your-own Piranha Sushi'."

22/07/20 8:30:12

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

"Junior! Put away those x-ray specs and sit down for your dinner."

22/07/20 8:09:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

"Yeah, I know you're depressed and everything, but what I asked for was a picture of dogs playing poker."

22/07/20 9:46:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Since reopening their doors the pub's atmosphere was dead

22/07/20 9:04:19

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Johnny Depp calls on some of his Pirates of the Caribbean cast as character witnesses

22/07/20 8:44:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"How's the herd immunity approach to coronavirus going guys?"

22/07/20 8:06:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''Are you ready to order yet?''

22/07/20 8:03:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

School Teachers discuss should they have reopened schools?

22/07/20 21:39:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

"Pass me a joint!"

22/07/20 18:27:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

"You can't say without skin we all look alike, that's boneist"

22/07/20 12:27:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

"Well, that's the first part of the plan put into action. Now, we wait."

22/07/20 9:36:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Bone Appetite

22/07/20 9:22:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

"For God's sake just take the bloody photo before I lose the will to liv..."

22/07/20 9:12:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

There are growing concerns over Slimming World meetings being harmful

22/07/20 9:09:53

 
Molly R Vote score: 1845Molly R

Well, we've been smoking all our lives and it's never done us any harm.

22/07/20 8:46:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''We all enjoy smoking. The coffin doesn't bother us.''

22/07/20 8:30:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''The portions here aren't as big as they used to be.''

22/07/20 8:20:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

SAGE finally come to a decision.

22/07/20 8:16:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

Humerus joke club AGM.

22/07/20 19:13:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

A false back and a secret passageway led to an entire room in Putin's cupboard.

22/07/20 17:20:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

They all became famous for doing absolutely nothing and had a huge following. They were known as The Bone Idols.

22/07/20 13:50:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

The Hunger Games

22/07/20 11:36:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

My goodness the service here is far too slow!

22/07/20 10:25:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

"No Dogs."

22/07/20 9:40:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

"Will you hurry up with that superglue remover? We've been sitting here a lifetime."

22/07/20 9:07:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

This party is dead boring

22/07/20 8:40:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Should we let Dave back in yet?

22/07/20 8:36:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

They were all as pissed as farts as nobody could hold their drink

(Nod to 08:07:55)

22/07/20 8:26:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

In the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar…

22/07/20 8:12:49

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Times were tough at the local hospital, some shifts were skeleton staffed.

22/07/20 8:02:09

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 180Fozzgog B.

This previously unseen photograph shows the sixth horseman of the apocalypse (third from left) who left the group before they became famous

22/07/20 21:51:14

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 594Barrie Bullock

Tory cabinet meeting.

22/07/20 16:02:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

"The service in this place sucks!"

22/07/20 13:29:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"Was your conjoined twin just a head Bert?"

22/07/20 9:50:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23166Michael Winner

"Hi everyone, and welcome to the first meeting of the Extreme Body Modification Support Group."

22/07/20 9:44:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

The Poles loved a game of Extreme Strip Poker.

22/07/20 9:37:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

Vegetarian banquet night at Pret A Manger

22/07/20 9:09:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Lads, I think it's time we had a livener"

22/07/20 9:04:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Last orders.

22/07/20 8:52:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''How would you like your stake?''

22/07/20 8:50:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

Corpsing with laughter

22/07/20 8:39:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

- Yes but Daddy you and your buddies are always smoking and mummy says it's bad for you
- Wind your neck in son

22/07/20 8:28:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Who ordered the meat option

22/07/20 8:17:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

cardiver school

22/07/20 8:17:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

On a Bender Like Beckham.

22/07/20 8:14:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

The Vegan Society were unanimous. This was the most delicious and fulfilling meal they had ever tasted.

22/07/20 8:13:26

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

"Spare ribs all round"

22/07/20 8:13:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

"When's the singer coming on?"

"Pelvis has left the building."

22/07/20 8:08:24

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

The stag do was free of embarrassment, till the porn went on and everyone got a boner.

22/07/20 8:06:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"Whose bloody idea was it to order Corona lager?"

22/07/20 8:04:02

 
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