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Everyone tried to ignore the elephant in the groom.
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

Everyone tried to ignore the elephant in the groom.

27/07/20 8:39:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10257Dave Bryan

Unlike husbands, elephants never forget.

27/07/20 8:00:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12541Vanessa the Guesser

They were due to honeymoon in Spain so now there's another two Jumbos stranded at the airport.

27/07/20 8:51:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9890Mr Dome

As the family of four arrived weary but happy, little did they know that Noah had a nasty surprise for them

27/07/20 8:32:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

Party animals

27/07/20 8:24:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23172Michael Winner

A scene from Jonny Weissmullers' misguided survival/competitive baking show crossover, 'Tarzipan'.

27/07/20 8:42:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5735James Lennox

"That was a beautiful ceremony honey. I can't wait for the stripper to jump out of the cake."

Even elephants say stupid things sometimes.

27/07/20 8:02:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

Nelly and Elmer's wedding was going so well until a mouse popped out of a hole in the cake...

27/07/20 8:00:26

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

"It's a surprise party for Nelly, unfortunately she packed her trunk and said goodbye last night."

27/07/20 20:53:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 505Al Overy

"Aren't you lot worried about Covid?"

"Nah. Herd immunity!"

27/07/20 15:14:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20695John Glover

"This is a token of thanks from the villagers for saving their crops from that rampaging herd of wild elephants.How did you manage to do that?"
"I made a trunk call and reversed the charge."

(Nod to 4yr old Jonathan)

27/07/20 12:40:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 505Al Overy

It was a marriage of necessity as Nelly had a bun in the oven.

27/07/20 10:51:59

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2024Rachel P

Hello! Magazine shares intimate photos of Gemma Collins' wedding

27/07/20 10:20:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22427Ian Skelding

"Have you got a match?"
"The one behind looks a bit like me."

27/07/20 9:23:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22427Ian Skelding

A wild party

27/07/20 9:19:25

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1641Mark Wilson

"Wow, that's a hell of a lot of candles. Exactly how old are you "?

"That's irrelephant"

27/07/20 9:17:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10257Dave Bryan

''What does the card say?''

''Something about not being able to recognise Gulliver because he's covered in superglue.''

''And they've got the nerve to say we never forget.''

27/07/20 8:48:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

It was an elephantastic wedding.

27/07/20 8:47:37

 
stone face Vote score: 7762stone face

"So did you get any joy on that elephant dating site?"

"Oh yeah, someone's asked me to go for a meal tonight. He said he fancies an Indian."

27/07/20 8:46:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1620Willie Johnson

"It's so wonderful. I will never forget this for as long as I live."
"Well, of course you won't forget. You're an elephant."

27/07/20 8:41:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10770Stephen Bean

The best elephant couldn't help playing with their rings.

27/07/20 8:29:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10257Dave Bryan

''Look, they've even put Nellie in the middle of the candles.''

''Yes, that's the icing on the cake.''

27/07/20 8:15:51

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5137Chris Halliwell

What's the word for making things shorter?

Trunkcaketed?

27/07/20 8:02:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2446Scrijjy Doo

This is what happens when you eat cake.

27/07/20 22:08:11

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 551alexandra ball

Every local fete has a white elephant ball

27/07/20 9:46:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10801Neil Mackenzie

Well cut the cake.
I forgot the cake knife.

27/07/20 9:21:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32060Tony Edwards

Mr and Mrs Trump

27/07/20 8:58:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7762stone face

It's suprising how many elephants they squeezed into the party. They seem to pachyderm in.

27/07/20 8:42:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4263Stu Dent

Mr Truffleupagus

27/07/20 8:38:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4792Karyn Harrison

This is all crumbo jumbo to me.

27/07/20 8:37:29

 
Molly R Vote score: 1856Molly R

Our first baby! But I couldn't find enough candles to use one per pound-weight.

27/07/20 8:04:15

 
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