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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4545Lucky Elperro

"This'll teach the b*st*rds for leaving me in Tesco's car park with the windows up."

Sat 21:38:38

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There there, no need to get all hot under the collar. --Willie Johnson
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4949Kenny Ireland

"He has not had a license since 1987".

Sat 12:27:55

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 695Generic RedHead

I've heard he has a 'Very good boy' rating on Uber.

Sat 16:51:56

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Uber dangerous. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10322Dave Bryan

''Your dog must be amazingly intelligent to be driving a car.''

''He's not that smart. He's failed his driving test three times.''

Sat 12:21:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12553Vanessa the Guesser

Lap dog

Sat 12:07:03

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Lapping it up. --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4797Karyn Harrison

'Now where's that bloody cat?'

Sat 12:47:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1676Mark Wilson

" Stop beeping me, I didn't know the lights were green I'm bloody colour blind"

Sat 22:25:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10827Neil Mackenzie

The hardest part of teaching him to drive was not to keep running over the cat’s eyes.

Sat 16:53:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6165Vivvy En

Poor old Buddy never got very far. He had to stop at every lamppost he passed for a wee.

Sat 15:05:00

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4949Kenny Ireland

Police are making progress in catching the car thief and have announced that they now have a lead.

Sun 11:58:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10798Stephen Bean

Fleasy Rider

Sat 16:43:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"Why am I driving, officer? It's too far to walk."

Sat 16:12:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"No, the ticket is NOT for driving; it's for the head out the window."

Sat 16:11:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"Yes, Jack...I think your dog is jealous. Look in the rear-view..."

Sat 16:40:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"What are you talking about: It's a license, isn't it?..."

Sat 16:18:31

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5137Chris Halliwell

1 Curful owner.

Sat 15:58:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5749James Lennox

Rex had spent years chasing cars. When he finally caught one he wondered why.

Sat 14:29:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6165Vivvy En

"He's gone out cur crawling again."

Sat 12:47:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10322Dave Bryan

''Do you have to throw the stick so bloody far?''

Sat 12:46:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4797Karyn Harrison

"When I told you to get me a Yorkie for the journey ..."

Sat 12:41:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32075Tony Edwards

Road dog

Sat 12:27:57

 
stone face Vote score: 7774stone face

Yep..That's another dog

Are you sure? It's driving a car.

No..Definitely a dog

It could be someone dressed as a dog, in the hope of getting on Caption.me

IT'S A FRIGGIN DOG..

Sat 12:24:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4272Stu Dent

My first time Dogging

Sat 12:05:59

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 995Sam Cass

"This is his third "vet visit" this week. Time to put that bichon frise!"

Sun 0:32:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1628Willie Johnson

The cat had rigged the car with explosives. But they didn't go off until the dog had already run over the cat.

Sat 23:22:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1676Mark Wilson

" No I can't read that number plate as I'm a dog"

Sat 22:38:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1628Willie Johnson

And you wonder why there's no cats on caption.me lately.

Sat 21:22:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23206Michael Winner

*WOOF!*
(subtitle: "What's that, Herbie? The villains will never suspect that a psychic dog and a sentient anthropomorphic car will be able to thwart their evil plans?")
*HONK!*
(subtitle: "Exactly Benji, but we must be careful not to arouse their suspicions. You piss on their shoes, and I'll park up with my 'Matt Hancock' face.")

Sat 16:15:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"...Yeah, well why didn't you stop the cat up there?"

Sat 16:14:45

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2054Rachel P

“He’s a great driver, but keeps chewing the self-service pumps”

Sat 14:24:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

"What are you doing Einstein? That's not the DeLorean.'

Sat 13:11:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 552Al Overy

"It's Ok. He's insured with Beagle & General."

Sat 12:18:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4272Stu Dent

Barnard Castle here I come

Sat 12:03:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 552Al Overy

"I can't start it. Must be something to do with the cat."

Sat 12:03:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10798Stephen Bean

Bark and ride

Sat 12:00:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4272Stu Dent

Pack Seat Driver

Sat 12:00:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23206Michael Winner

The North Korean self-delivery food service.

Sun 11:11:31

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1676Mark Wilson

CCTV footage shows The Pets at Home robbery's getaway driver

Sat 22:23:56

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4545Lucky Elperro

Rex had to get out somehow. It just wasn't a good time to be white and in Brixton.

Sat 21:40:23

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 995Sam Cass

Ruff Rider.

Sat 21:22:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"His park is worst than his bite."

Sat 16:33:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"My master?...just dropped him at the kennel."

Sat 16:23:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

Ruff Rider

Sat 16:04:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

"Road-og!"

Sat 16:03:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22458Ian Skelding

"Listen to that engine Rex, it purrs."
"No it bloody doesn't, it growls."

Sat 14:57:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

Farmer: "I bought him to help me get my cattle in. His last owner advertised him as great at steering."

Sat 14:47:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32075Tony Edwards

Car Stare

Sat 13:15:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

"He's had the car since he became a private detective."
"Oh no, not another snoop dog."

Sat 13:01:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

Hounda Civic

Sat 12:49:18

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

The Fast and the Furriest

Sat 12:45:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

Top Grrrr

Sat 12:42:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32075Tony Edwards

The British School of Muttoring.

Sat 12:40:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10322Dave Bryan

''I've been feeding him Pedigree Chum but he prefers Formula One dog food.''

Sat 12:37:30

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1540Karen Oakenfull

“Miss! Daisy’s Driving!”

Sat 12:34:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1540Karen Oakenfull

He’ll soon get pulled up. He’s not wearing a seat belt.

Sat 12:31:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1040Dot Old

Taxi-dermy

Sat 12:27:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

Every dog has its Daewoo-f

Sat 12:26:36

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No need for the -f at the end, it's funny just with Daewoo, I think.(Nods to Cath and Michael in 2015 and '16):^) --Crunchy Chords
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32075Tony Edwards

Sitroën

Sat 12:22:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10798Stephen Bean

Chitty Chitty Bark Bark

Sat 12:21:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32075Tony Edwards

Land Rover

Sat 12:20:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10798Stephen Bean

Pedigree Brum

Sat 12:17:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 554alexandra ball

Oh no he's at it again, that's life!

Sat 12:13:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4797Karyn Harrison

"Take me to the airport. And make it snappy."

Sat 12:09:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 552Al Overy

Pawer steering

Sat 12:06:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4272Stu Dent

Petaway Driver

Sat 12:03:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12553Vanessa the Guesser

"RAG & BONE!"

Sat 12:03:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6716Glyn Evans

"Fetch!"

Sat 12:00:50

 
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