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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1301Mark Wilson

Mum, Dad bet you can't see me now as I'm camelflaged

27/06/20 23:54:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10258Stephen Bean

"Dave, you're always trying to fill your Gobi."

27/06/20 20:58:51

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3479Crunchy Chords

Whilst Joe looked for the discarded butter, his wife was making love to his best mate.
(Drama, dairy.)

27/06/20 20:01:26

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What was his wife's name Flora? --Flo .
Stu Dent Vote score: 4041Stu Dent

Carry On, Swallow that camel

27/06/20 20:00:07

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

My husband knows your're shagging me but he hates putting his head in the sand.

28/06/20 14:44:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14955Dan Nicholls

Dave just wanted to be an ostrich.

27/06/20 20:42:16

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Dave is either a great shape shifter or there are so many Daves out there. Love it.  --Glyn Evans
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

Camels employed as litter pickers on Bournemouth beach

27/06/20 20:08:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

Superglue. Never stops being funny.

28/06/20 11:43:05

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1046Stephen Graham

Seventeen short of a packet of Camels.

28/06/20 9:54:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

"How many camels do you see, Mr Cummings?"

"Two".

28/06/20 0:53:54

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

The three Muscat ears.

27/06/20 23:55:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1301Mark Wilson

Can't we get rid of your son as all this dry humping making me sexually frustrated

27/06/20 23:18:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

Soppyworth Camel

27/06/20 22:07:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5977Vivvy En

Posh camels use spittoons

27/06/20 20:59:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12098Vanessa the Guesser

"Is he shy?"
"Nomad."

27/06/20 20:02:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3479Crunchy Chords

"Ooh, look, Chips of the Desert."

27/06/20 20:00:57

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Sorry Crunchy, I should have voted for this. Great caption. --Stephen Bean
Stu Dent Vote score: 4041Stu Dent

Humpty Dumpty

27/06/20 20:00:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3479Crunchy Chords

Slop-with Camels

27/06/20 20:00:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

"I SAID CHEESEBURGER AND LARGE FRIES!!!"
"Dude, that isn't a drive-thru."

28/06/20 15:18:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

"What are you looking for in there?"
"A sandwich."

28/06/20 11:41:24

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Mr Farage says UK Border Force isn't fit for purpose.

28/06/20 0:22:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

She’s never going to be a ship of the desert if she keeps puking up Arab semen.

27/06/20 23:57:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

Camels don’t drink often; butt when they do, they drink to the bottom of the barrel.

27/06/20 23:46:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

I doesn’t know they already found Bin-laden.

27/06/20 23:42:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"He said, when he grows up, he wants to be a drummer, Derry."

27/06/20 22:20:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 431alexandra ball

Him hogging it all has given them the hump.

27/06/20 21:43:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12098Vanessa the Guesser

"Time for Bedouin," said Zebedee.

27/06/20 21:43:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14955Dan Nicholls

Someone's had a few too many Babychams.

27/06/20 20:44:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14955Dan Nicholls

Ship of the dessert.

27/06/20 20:42:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

To avoid seeing all this soppiness when you are a gooseberry it's often best to seek refuge elsewhere

27/06/20 20:29:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Bacterium camel

27/06/20 20:27:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6608Glyn Evans

"What did the Camel Butler see?"
"Sounds like a smoking advertisement."

27/06/20 20:20:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6729Hercules Rockefeller

"We ain't found shit!"

27/06/20 20:19:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18844Troompa Loompa

Humphrey was the runt of the litter.

27/06/20 20:14:37

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1046Stephen Graham

Young camel buries his head as parents start humping.

27/06/20 20:09:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12098Vanessa the Guesser

"He's not looking - let's go for a quick hump"

27/06/20 20:08:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18844Troompa Loompa

"No! I refuse to come out."

27/06/20 20:07:43

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1046Stephen Graham

"Look at her camel toe."

27/06/20 20:04:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22250Ian Skelding

"See, real animals put litter in the bin."

27/06/20 20:03:54

 
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