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Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Do you ever get the feeling you're being monitored?

28/06/20 10:19:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6894Glyn Evans

"Reed is Good" says Gordon Gecko.

28/06/20 8:01:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22921Ian Skelding

"1 mg weights? That's insulting, come on stick another 1/2 mg on."

28/06/20 9:50:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

I had this guy tagged straight from the gecko

28/06/20 8:14:16

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

I feel all anole in the world.

28/06/20 21:04:57

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Thanks!  --Sam Cass
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

'Reptiles are amazing at adapting to their environment. Here we see the common lizard building a mud hut shelter and to make the construction stronger to withstand the earthquakes, he's applying some external cross-bracing'

28/06/20 10:48:40

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Deserves more votes, very imaginative. --Stephen Bean
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3939Crunchy Chords

Twiguana

28/06/20 17:32:06

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Cheers, Stephen!:^) --Crunchy Chords
Al Overy Vote score: 1364Al Overy

Dominic Cummings reincarnation went pretty much as expected.

28/06/20 16:16:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11809Stephen Bean

"My name's Dave. What's yours?"

"I am Groot."

28/06/20 9:53:03

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Old Dave's cropped up again...he's a busy guy. --Flo .
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

She doesn’t do pole dancing, she does gymnasticks.

28/06/20 9:17:47

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1140Dot Old

"...but I ordered an Amazon Echo."

28/06/20 8:44:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

Save 100% on car insurance by spreading your legs.

28/06/20 15:14:28

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Must be an up & cumming business venture. --Flo .
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 611Barrie Bullock

Walter the pole vaulter

28/06/20 14:05:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

Poor thing, he's in a similar position to someone giving cunnilingus, one slip and he's in the shit.

28/06/20 13:13:24

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

My girlfriend's pissed off, just because I have an ereptile dysfunction, I mentioned about niagra & she said are you some kind of perv. how's a waterfall going to get you a hard on?

28/06/20 12:58:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

After seeing all the captions, the anole wished he could change to a gecko instead of just changing color.

28/06/20 12:43:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

I can't change colour, it must be a reptile dysfunction.

28/06/20 12:36:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

No, you're supposed to go UNDER the limbo bar.

28/06/20 11:31:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Who polished this bloody twig, I almost split my kipper

28/06/20 11:22:54

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Prince Charles was having quite an adventure

28/06/20 10:57:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

Who said reptiles can't reed?

(Nod to 08:01:30)

28/06/20 10:20:16

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Falling into the river of shit would be a complete change

28/06/20 9:55:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

He never gets lost because he navigates using geckolocation.

28/06/20 9:40:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15310Dan Nicholls

I made a movie about his grip: Cling Film.

28/06/20 9:36:34

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He's All-over Reed. --Troompa Loompa
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

Life was hard for Eddie Lizzard, trying to climb like a female Lizzard meant he sometimes caught his balls.

28/06/20 9:22:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9319Chris Keegan

He's called Philip. Philip Green, he's also a scavenging reptile.

28/06/20 9:22:07

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

When I unblocked my nose, I was amazed at the shape it made.

28/06/20 8:58:45

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1140Dot Old

Gecko Dot

28/06/20 8:58:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11415Dave Bryan

''Would you like to read the captions?''

''Yes, I'll have a gecko at them.''

28/06/20 8:31:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

"What a magnificent display of strength and flexibility. All she needs now is a perfect dismount and she's got the gold."

28/06/20 8:28:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11809Stephen Bean

Fart Gecko

28/06/20 8:18:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7004Hercules Rockefeller

"Listen, mate, we don't all come & go."

28/06/20 8:15:57

 
Molly R Vote score: 2068Molly R

"Do I look right here?"

28/06/20 8:11:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6136James Lennox

"65 million years evolving green camouflage and they put me in a brown themed cage ... wankers."

28/06/20 8:11:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11809Stephen Bean

Dave the Gecko wondered how he was going to eat the world's largest stick insect.

28/06/20 8:09:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11415Dave Bryan

''Listen: CHAMELEON........chameleon.''

''It must be a gecko.''

28/06/20 8:07:40

 
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