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Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

Pork and ride

23/06/20 20:00:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 17349Mark England

"The man down the market said it was a genuine Saddleback"

23/06/20 20:08:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

Charlie had just realised why he was sent to pick up ten kilo jars of apple sauce.

23/06/20 21:22:08

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A ten kilo jar is big. How many? --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

A young Lester Piggott

23/06/20 20:09:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

So where is this big bad wolf I have been hearing about

23/06/20 20:06:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

Hans won it in a german agriculteral kiddies competition called Swine Hunt.

23/06/20 21:19:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

I know times were hard in those days, but isn't he a bit young to be bringing home the bacon?

23/06/20 20:04:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3943Crunchy Chords
Pork and ride

23/06/20 20:00:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

He's pulling a face because the dirty, smelly creatures has been rolling around in the mud all day so he was relieved when the mother took the boy away.

23/06/20 20:31:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

"Make America Great Again. Oink! Oink!"

23/06/20 20:09:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

Boris was not happy after he had caught David doing rude things with his pig.

24/06/20 6:17:45

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

The shocking thing is that Johnathan is 6ft 2.

23/06/20 23:44:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Hogzilla

23/06/20 20:53:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32512Tony Edwards

What an ungrateful little runt.

23/06/20 20:36:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

"Darling, don't make him ride it against his swill."

23/06/20 20:15:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6138James Lennox

"No Billy, I'm not saying you can't ride horses because you're blind, it's just..."

23/06/20 20:06:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

"I was hoping he might fly."

23/06/20 20:01:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

"All I wanted was a HUG Daddy!"

23/06/20 20:00:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

He's hoping for a piggyback.

23/06/20 20:00:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

"I know I asked for a piggy-back ride Daddy but…"

23/06/20 20:00:12

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 280Fozzgog B.

With the money he saved from quitting smoking little Georgie bought a pet whose neck would not be so easily wrung

24/06/20 21:47:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

A young Walter Swineburn

24/06/20 8:09:31

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

...but the forth little pigggy made his house in Billy's basement, and that made all the difefrence.

24/06/20 6:38:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

A Pig Named Horse.

24/06/20 6:36:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"I'm fed up with dragging this lump of lard around," said the pig.

23/06/20 20:31:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

Kids nowadays don't know what it means to be boared.

23/06/20 20:29:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22922Ian Skelding

They do say that pets look like their owners.

23/06/20 20:16:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7005Hercules Rockefeller

Pee-wee's Pig Adventure

23/06/20 20:14:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Imp My Rind

23/06/20 20:11:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

I do hope they're not going to remove that statue of Napoleon.

23/06/20 20:06:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Grand Hog Day

23/06/20 20:02:45

 
Graham Holt Graham Holt

I said pony for Christmas not porky, turn your hearing aid up dad.

04/07/20 12:42:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4989Kenny Ireland

Julian had signed up for the big bore club.

24/06/20 20:55:42

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Hey kid how fast does the pig go?
Fast..he's got sum grunt alright.

24/06/20 8:48:52

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Swine flew like the wind.

24/06/20 6:36:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

The shocking thing is that the pig is only 1 ft tall.

(Nod to Tue 23:44:40)

24/06/20 0:39:38

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1713Karen Oakenfull

“Can someone give me a cigarette ffs!”

24/06/20 0:11:23

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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

This little piggy eats roast beef for tea.

23/06/20 22:23:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9319Chris Keegan

"I'm sorry madam, while I can appreciate your son desperately requires a haircut and now the date has now been announced I will not tolerate anyone hogging the queue"

23/06/20 21:06:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22922Ian Skelding

"How much is your Tamworth?"
"He's not worth very much, are you Tam?"

23/06/20 21:05:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

♪ I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more ♪

23/06/20 20:39:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

♬ Junior's Farm

23/06/20 20:35:51

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

A pig in a poke.

23/06/20 20:30:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6138James Lennox

Four trotters in one.

23/06/20 20:22:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32512Tony Edwards

They both look thoroughly pigged off.

23/06/20 20:20:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Pulled Pork

23/06/20 20:15:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

''He's not going to budge until he's been fed. I've never come across such a pig-headed animal.''

23/06/20 20:15:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9319Chris Keegan

"Hurry up Harry, one last ride then I can get the hog roast on the go!"

23/06/20 20:10:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

The duchess does not photograph well.

23/06/20 20:07:52

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

This is an absolutely disgraceful photo, his hair has not been cut for 10 weeks.

23/06/20 20:06:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3943Crunchy Chords

🎵 This is not a, this is not a swine son 🎵

23/06/20 20:01:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

Paul Hogan

23/06/20 20:01:18

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

Boaring rodeo

23/06/20 20:01:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6894Glyn Evans

"Look what my fairy Godmother did to my rooster"

23/06/20 20:00:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3943Crunchy Chords

Living high on the hog

23/06/20 20:00:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3943Crunchy Chords

Babes, in Farms

23/06/20 20:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9319Chris Keegan

"I'm so sorry darling, I obviously misheard you when you said you wanted a ride on a big horse"

23/06/20 20:00:25

 
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