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"Well the good news is, theyre expected to bring social distancing down to one metre. So youll be able to ride inside soon."
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stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Well the good news is, they're expected to bring social distancing down to one metre. So you'll be able to ride inside soon."

15/06/20 12:22:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

Before they invented the vibrator

15/06/20 12:04:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

🎵The wheels on the Bush go round and round🎵

15/06/20 21:26:06

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Driver you've got a slit on your tyre."

"Puncture?"

"That's a bit harsh,I'll just ask her to get off."

15/06/20 12:27:08

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 579Barrie Bullock

Clitty, clitty, bang bang

15/06/20 15:37:48

 1
Lick that if you can can. --Morgan .
Rachel P Vote score: 1811Rachel P

“Are you excited Darling?”
“Yes, the suspension is killing me!”

15/06/20 12:42:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Julie Goodyear

15/06/20 12:00:19

 2
She just likes a Rover to Return in. --Morgan .
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

He has a girlfriend on the side.

15/06/20 13:30:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''No, really, I don't mind if you sit inside.''

15/06/20 12:00:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

"It's a spare tyre love, and I don't want any bloody skid marks on it!"

15/06/20 12:00:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Could I take your stockings off?
Ohh Dave I thought you’d never ask.
Well I wouldn’t have if the fan belt hadn’t broken.

15/06/20 20:13:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

In hindsight Charles and Charlotte regretted hiring 'the alternative' wedding photographer.

15/06/20 18:56:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

He already had four with him but he always liked to carry a spare

15/06/20 12:40:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Pubic transport

15/06/20 12:16:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

The first recorded use of mud flaps

15/06/20 12:07:56

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Are you feeling tyred?"

15/06/20 12:01:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

♫ Liar, liar, pants on tyre ♫

15/06/20 12:00:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

"No love, I said you WERE a spare tire, not that you HAD one. It's a joke.
Believe me, I'll never make a joke again."

15/06/20 19:30:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

When I asked if you’d like to Continental, I meant the dance not the German tyre.

15/06/20 19:22:43

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Shiela will you take your nickers off for me please?
Ooo Philip I thought you'd never ask darling.
Not for that....I need a face mask.

15/06/20 15:33:16

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Are you okay riding on there Sally.
Oh yes I cumming along nicely.

15/06/20 14:22:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Check the back wiper Jeeves, she's slacking.

15/06/20 13:35:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Oh my dearest Ophelia I will shag you once you've lost that spare tyre

15/06/20 13:11:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

"I've gotta puncture."
"No need for that, she'll get off if you ask her nicely."

15/06/20 12:30:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Grand Cleft Auto

15/06/20 12:29:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

A 1929 Vulva PV4

15/06/20 12:26:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"Torque dirty to me"

15/06/20 12:24:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

"I hope you haven't put a nasty gash in my tyre."

15/06/20 12:21:59

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1011Dot Old

"Is it OK if I check your undercarriage too?"

15/06/20 12:19:11

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Sex? Not today, I am really tyred

15/06/20 12:13:29

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

George invented a new sport for the fast & loose driver which he called Fuck One.
It later became well known as F1.

15/06/20 12:12:45

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"How's the tire grip mam?"

"Tight as a pus*y"

15/06/20 12:11:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

This photo's been overexposed.

15/06/20 12:11:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Flashy car

15/06/20 12:08:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Park and ride

15/06/20 12:04:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

"Well, you did ask me to use a rubber."

15/06/20 12:03:11

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Come on love, get a grip."

15/06/20 12:00:39

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5083Chris Halliwell

♫ Wheel meat again.♫

15/06/20 12:00:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

"I really need a Pee-relli."

15/06/20 12:00:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

Thrush hour

15/06/20 13:54:35

 1
A bird in the hand is better than a thrush in the bush. --Morgan .
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Hubcap Sally

15/06/20 13:35:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

See, this is what they used to do when they ran out of bog roll.

15/06/20 13:34:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Always use a rubber.

15/06/20 13:32:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''Daddy was right. He said you would try and take advantage of me when we got off the main road.''

''For Christ's sake, Fiona, I only want you to give me a push.''

15/06/20 13:00:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

It was a situation very similar to this, that inspired the concept of brake blocks for bicycles.

15/06/20 12:50:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Driving Miss Crazy

15/06/20 12:37:14

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

The tread on this tyre is really rough George.
Okay get in the back & I'll make it slick.

15/06/20 12:30:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Excuse me darling but that's not what one meant when one asked you to get out the flange

15/06/20 12:27:58

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

"Sit there love, sure it's only a bit of craic."

15/06/20 12:27:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Stocking car racing

15/06/20 12:27:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''I've put the petrol in the tank.''

''And I've put the c-nt in countryside.''

15/06/20 12:27:08

 3
and Scunthorpe? --John Glover
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

May the Ford pee with you

15/06/20 12:25:02

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

The Story of David Cock-her-field

15/06/20 12:14:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6727Hercules Rockefeller

"Does this mean you'll rate me 5 stars?"

15/06/20 12:13:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

For your vulcan eyes only

15/06/20 12:10:48

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1011Dot Old

Ford Model T

15/06/20 12:06:48

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"Are you feeling ok, sitting on my new tyre."

"No it's part worn."

"Ok we'll get you some Sudocreme in the next town."

15/06/20 12:03:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

I hope you can do a better job than that Peter Crotch in saving my summer!

15/06/20 12:02:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Treading water

15/06/20 12:01:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Dicky seat

15/06/20 12:01:28

 
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