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Waiter! There's a heir in my loaf.
17/05/20 19:53:21
The Upper Crust
17/05/20 19:00:33
Prince Charles is reported to have tested positive for Hovis-19.
17/05/20 19:31:43
" You see we are both so similar. You being a baker and me being royalty.""How do you mean, sir.""Well we're both in bread."
17/05/20 19:46:47
"Listen big ears, I don't want to be here either so just look interested for the charity photo and f*ck off...and keep your f*cking brother away from my teenage niece"
17/05/20 19:08:23
Yes Sir, we also do brown bread, it's to Di......Ooop's"
17/05/20 19:05:42
"Arise .... "
17/05/20 19:00:13
So this is what the peasants eat is it?
18/05/20 3:09:18
"Where is the sour dough?""Camilla! She's at home." Said the Prince.
17/05/20 19:40:04
Mummy's Pride
17/05/20 19:23:09
"You mean they don't ectually eat cake?"
17/05/20 19:35:52
The Great British Bake Orf
17/05/20 19:04:24
ummm...smells off...like Harry
18/05/20 5:37:17
Yes I’ll take it and some hard cheese to send to Harry.
17/05/20 21:02:09
It doesn’t smell like Camilla’s bloomers.
17/05/20 20:57:55
Mmm yes that's a yeast infection I've smelt one before
17/05/20 20:12:06
“It smells just like Harry, has it got ginger in it?”
17/05/20 19:57:12
Flour power
17/05/20 19:33:22
"Could one sniff your buns?"
17/05/20 19:29:33
"This may seem somewhat inappropriate and far beneath my normal social standards and behavioral characteristics, but I watched American Pie last night, and I really wana shag it"
17/05/20 19:24:47
"...and I don't know why but Camilla doesn't like giving blowjobs anymore. When Diana was alive, oh yeah, bloody blowjob all day, every day, but now, no lip on the royal tip. Boring cow. Anyway, tell me about your food bank..."
17/05/20 19:15:47
The royals don't carry money or handkerchiefs it seems.
17/05/20 19:09:19
It's the biggest knob in Dorset
17/05/20 19:09:16
"It's brown bread, Sir""Ha Ha, you funny cockney types... How did you kill it?"
17/05/20 19:05:15
"It won't do anything if you talk to it Sir."
17/05/20 19:02:40
"It's called bread Sir, it's what we have been trying to earn on a daily basis"
17/05/20 19:00:58
'Mmmm yeasty. Takes me right back to Tampongate.'
17/05/20 19:00:11
Duchy of Cornbread.
18/05/20 14:14:50
"May I raise a toast."
18/05/20 5:35:56
Well Bread
18/05/20 1:45:47
"Gesundheit! You're going to need a bigger handkerchief."
18/05/20 1:19:16
"Yes you need to earn a crust, but use your loaf you crumb, you don't charge the prince, you won't come across as well bred will you?"
17/05/20 22:15:08
"Why oh why didn't I make custard pies today?"
17/05/20 20:57:41
"Is it fit for a king?""Yes your highness, but I've also made you one over there"
17/05/20 20:50:31
"One understands this belongs to a gentleman named Gregg. Do you think he would mind if I took some back to the palace?"
17/05/20 20:37:01
Bread and headbutter
17/05/20 20:34:54
"Yes - we've got a bread maker. Can't remember the chap's name.."
17/05/20 19:42:40
Charlie in the Warburton's factory.
17/05/20 19:41:06
Customer is king (to be)
17/05/20 19:36:35
"Is this how one is supposed to use their loaf?"
17/05/20 19:26:45
"A cottage loaf, you say? I've a quaint little cottage myself, you call it Birkhall"
17/05/20 19:22:29
Ah! a Bloomer It makes me think of Regina.
17/05/20 19:16:13
One doesn't bother with anyone lower than a doughiger
17/05/20 19:12:58
"Would you believe that they did curling in Ye Olden days?"
17/05/20 19:10:24
Camiller
17/05/20 19:07:23
Floury twat
17/05/20 19:05:28
Kingsmill?Not just yet sir.
17/05/20 19:02:25