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Waiter! Theres a heir in my loaf.
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stone face Vote score: 8414stone face

Waiter! There's a heir in my loaf.

17/05/20 19:53:21

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Bread Head. --Woofer 6
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

The Upper Crust

17/05/20 19:00:33

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It must be for the Crusty Knob Shop. --Woofer 6
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19207Troompa Loompa

Prince Charles is reported to have tested positive for Hovis-19.

17/05/20 19:31:43

 
stone face Vote score: 8414stone face

" You see we are both so similar. You being a baker and me being royalty."

"How do you mean, sir."

"Well we're both in bread."

17/05/20 19:46:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9988The Wolf

"Listen big ears, I don't want to be here either so just look interested for the charity photo and f*ck off...and keep your f*cking brother away from my teenage niece"

17/05/20 19:08:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10167Chris Keegan

Yes Sir, we also do brown bread, it's to Di......Ooop's"

17/05/20 19:05:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23597Ian Skelding

"Arise .... "

17/05/20 19:00:13

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4916Lucky Elperro

So this is what the peasants eat is it?

18/05/20 3:09:18

 
stone face Vote score: 8414stone face

"Where is the sour dough?"

"Camilla! She's at home." Said the Prince.

17/05/20 19:40:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33147Tony Edwards

Mummy's Pride

17/05/20 19:23:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 2349Molly R

"You mean they don't ectually eat cake?"

17/05/20 19:35:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9988The Wolf

The Great British Bake Orf

17/05/20 19:04:24

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

ummm...smells off...like Harry

18/05/20 5:37:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11361Neil Mackenzie

Yes I’ll take it and some hard cheese to send to Harry.

17/05/20 21:02:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11361Neil Mackenzie

It doesn’t smell like Camilla’s bloomers.

17/05/20 20:57:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2207Mark Wilson

Mmm yes that's a yeast infection I've smelt one before

17/05/20 20:12:06

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

“It smells just like Harry, has it got ginger in it?”

17/05/20 19:57:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13833Stephen Bean

Flour power

17/05/20 19:33:22

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13861Vanessa the Guesser

"Could one sniff your buns?"

17/05/20 19:29:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9988The Wolf

"This may seem somewhat inappropriate and far beneath my normal social standards and behavioral characteristics, but I watched American Pie last night, and I really wana shag it"

17/05/20 19:24:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9988The Wolf

"...and I don't know why but Camilla doesn't like giving blowjobs anymore. When Diana was alive, oh yeah, bloody blowjob all day, every day, but now, no lip on the royal tip. Boring cow. Anyway, tell me about your food bank..."

17/05/20 19:15:47

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

The royals don't carry money or handkerchiefs it seems.

17/05/20 19:09:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10844Mr Dome

It's the biggest knob in Dorset

17/05/20 19:09:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 17597Mark England

"It's brown bread, Sir"
"Ha Ha, you funny cockney types... How did you kill it?"

17/05/20 19:05:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23597Ian Skelding

"It won't do anything if you talk to it Sir."

17/05/20 19:02:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10167Chris Keegan

"It's called bread Sir, it's what we have been trying to earn on a daily basis"

17/05/20 19:00:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5318Karyn Harrison

'Mmmm yeasty. Takes me right back to Tampongate.'

17/05/20 19:00:11

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 932alexandra ball

Duchy of Cornbread.

18/05/20 14:14:50

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Pass it on the Left Hand Side. --Woofer 6
C CaMel Vote score: 6754C CaMel

"May I raise a toast."

18/05/20 5:35:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3027Scrijjy Doo

Well Bread

18/05/20 1:45:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2132Willie Johnson

"Gesundheit!
You're going to need a bigger handkerchief."

18/05/20 1:19:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

"Yes you need to earn a crust, but use your loaf you crumb, you don't charge the prince, you won't come across as well bred will you?"

17/05/20 22:15:08

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 431Fozzgog B.

"Why oh why didn't I make custard pies today?"

17/05/20 20:57:41

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

"Is it fit for a king?"
"Yes your highness, but I've also made you one over there"

17/05/20 20:50:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15551Dan Nicholls

"One understands this belongs to a gentleman named Gregg. Do you think he would mind if I took some back to the palace?"

17/05/20 20:37:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10844Mr Dome

Bread and headbutter

17/05/20 20:34:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13861Vanessa the Guesser

"Yes - we've got a bread maker. Can't remember the chap's name.."

17/05/20 19:42:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5318Karyn Harrison

Charlie in the Warburton's factory.

17/05/20 19:41:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6984Vivvy En

Customer is king (to be)

17/05/20 19:36:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13833Stephen Bean

"Is this how one is supposed to use their loaf?"

17/05/20 19:26:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 17597Mark England

"A cottage loaf, you say? I've a quaint little cottage myself, you call it Birkhall"

17/05/20 19:22:29

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Ah! a Bloomer It makes me think of Regina.

17/05/20 19:16:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4947Stu Dent

One doesn't bother with anyone lower than a doughiger

17/05/20 19:12:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7327Glyn Evans

"Would you believe that they did curling in Ye Olden days?"

17/05/20 19:10:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23597Ian Skelding

Camiller

17/05/20 19:07:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10844Mr Dome

Floury twat

17/05/20 19:05:28

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5292Chris Halliwell

Kingsmill?

Not just yet sir.

17/05/20 19:02:25

 
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