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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Bin Trouble in Little Diner.

18/05/20 12:40:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12684Dave Bryan

''He's already raised £10 million for the NHS.''

18/05/20 12:17:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19214Troompa Loompa

"Yes chef Ramsay, sorry chef Ramsay. From now on I'll make sure they get 5 asparagus sticks not 6."

18/05/20 11:08:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8416stone face

Last night he got wasted.

18/05/20 11:03:40

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1916Karen Oakenfull

He was a rubbish chef

18/05/20 19:45:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 17623Mark England

Snail Male

18/05/20 11:50:47

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4968Lucky Elperro

Cato 0 Clouseau 1

18/05/20 18:31:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19214Troompa Loompa

As he was too tall, Dave tried to blag the interview at the Little Chef.

18/05/20 11:37:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33193Tony Edwards

Stoop kitchen

18/05/20 11:16:16

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

I feel a right prat with this hat on.

18/05/20 11:00:22

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 779Charles Gilbert

The first zero-emission methane collectors were a bit cumbersome.

18/05/20 14:21:41

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 779Charles Gilbert

Bin there Dump that.

18/05/20 14:14:50

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 945alexandra ball

This is such a rubbish job.

18/05/20 14:05:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10221The Wolf

"Hi Dave, have you had a good day at work?"

18/05/20 11:56:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19214Troompa Loompa

"He's from Barcelona...."

18/05/20 11:33:25

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It's ok. Thank you. --Karyn Harrison
Vivvy En Vote score: 7027Vivvy En

Big Cook Litter Cook

18/05/20 11:24:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7350Glyn Evans

Bin there, Done that.

18/05/20 11:22:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14007Stephen Bean

He makes great dump-lings.

18/05/20 11:18:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12684Dave Bryan

He makes fantastic trash potato.

18/05/20 11:14:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14007Stephen Bean

Bottom feeder

18/05/20 11:13:34

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 439Fozzgog B.

"A sauce! A sauce! My kingdom for a sauce!"

20/05/20 20:15:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2159Willie Johnson

"Now where is that trash can? I can't find it anywhere."

18/05/20 19:16:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2159Willie Johnson

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you?

18/05/20 17:30:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7027Vivvy En

Dave was confused by the new tush top bins

18/05/20 17:10:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

"Clean up that choux pastry".

18/05/20 17:06:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21238John Glover

The new salad chef was very tall. It was the only way to maintain Peter's crouch.

18/05/20 16:05:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2274Mark Wilson

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Binman

18/05/20 16:00:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3055Scrijjy Doo

Oregano, you idiot, not origami!

18/05/20 15:57:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10196Chris Keegan

Arse about tip.

18/05/20 15:55:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3055Scrijjy Doo

Quasi Tojo

18/05/20 15:54:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3055Scrijjy Doo

Osaka Bin Ramen

18/05/20 15:52:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2274Mark Wilson

"Well Chef did you get the customer to agree that the meal was cooked perfectly"

18/05/20 15:41:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2274Mark Wilson

I see the food critics are in tonight

18/05/20 15:36:46

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2274Mark Wilson

"It's our chefs own interpretation of the classic Peking duck, he calls it sneaking duck.

18/05/20 15:35:43

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 779Charles Gilbert

Rectum?... Damn near kilt'em.

18/05/20 14:22:14

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 779Charles Gilbert

On the next... Dumpster Dive-ins and Dines!

18/05/20 14:19:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 779Charles Gilbert

Osaka Bin Laden.

18/05/20 14:17:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 779Charles Gilbert

Chef Boyardump

18/05/20 14:16:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19214Troompa Loompa

Waist Disposal Unit

18/05/20 13:29:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Everyone ran screaming from the restaurant, when his shadow cast a T-Rex shape on the blinds.

18/05/20 13:08:29

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

It's so useful shutting the fridge when your hands are full

18/05/20 13:02:43

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Try thinking outside of the box Roux Jr said...become more Binary.

18/05/20 13:01:22

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

They had disposed of his services.

18/05/20 12:47:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11389Neil Mackenzie

Early prototype of pampers nappy.

18/05/20 12:33:04

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

I've got to lay off that cooking sherry. The boss came in & caught me...look at you he said pissed as a rat again, go home & sober up, AND get that fuc...g bin off your arse you've fallen into.

18/05/20 12:31:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11389Neil Mackenzie

Chinese Chef says ancient book of witchcraft is actually a translation of Chinese cook book I.e Eye of newt, tail of dog, cats intestine and bat wings makes a delicious soup.

18/05/20 12:26:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10892Mr Dome

How big is your waste?

18/05/20 12:17:27

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Two cans of baked beans later he was still stuck.

18/05/20 12:17:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12684Dave Bryan

Squitter bin

18/05/20 12:09:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10892Mr Dome

KFSeat

18/05/20 12:09:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6773C CaMel

When he burned the toast the head chef flipped his lid.

18/05/20 11:53:41

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

That's it for Masterchef I fuc***g hate that Greg Wallace he's nowt but a bully when you get it wrong.

18/05/20 11:34:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6773C CaMel

Did you make Duck Soup?

18/05/20 11:32:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7486Hercules Rockefeller

"I'll have your pu pu platter ready in just a few moments."

18/05/20 11:29:18

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19214Troompa Loompa

Heston Buminthal's unique method for coming with up new recipes.

18/05/20 11:27:39

 1
To add a little salt? --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23670Ian Skelding

"Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife."

18/05/20 11:24:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23670Ian Skelding

"Ah, here's the Chef table now."

18/05/20 11:20:47

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5806Paul Reeve

Inspired by the poop factory, Dave decided to set up his own bindaloo business.

18/05/20 11:16:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5345Karyn Harrison

Mike's receiving on the job training.

18/05/20 11:16:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19214Troompa Loompa

It's chocolate week on Bake Off and Charlie Bucket's arsed his up.

18/05/20 11:15:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23670Ian Skelding

Galley humour

18/05/20 11:08:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4973Stu Dent

Roux-cycling

18/05/20 11:07:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14007Stephen Bean

Come Bin with Me

18/05/20 11:05:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12684Dave Bryan

Prat de jour

18/05/20 11:04:01

 
stone face Vote score: 8416stone face

What a trooper, Even a bad case of diarrhea wouldn't stop him from going to work.

18/05/20 11:00:53

 
stone face Vote score: 8416stone face

"Hey chef! Where've ya bin?"

18/05/20 11:00:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4973Stu Dent

A could be wrong but I think the guy who does the washing up is the secret lottery winner everyone is talking about.

18/05/20 11:00:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5345Karyn Harrison

Bin Laden

18/05/20 11:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 2372Molly R

It's easy to guess Marco Pierre White's opinion of his new sous-chef.

18/05/20 11:00:08

 
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