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Stu Dent Vote score: 3997Stu Dent

After a typing error Hundreds of key workers have gone into lookdown.

17/05/20 12:07:02

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"Look down." "Oh no, not again. I have my rights you know." (*trips over something in the road *) --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

"Listen Swampy, if you end your protest and come out, we've got a big load of skunk for you."

17/05/20 12:06:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10142Stephen Bean

Three men and a… f-ck where's the baby?

17/05/20 12:17:34

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LOL - I'd just woken from an afternoon nap when I misread your comment. Didn't get much sleep last night. Managed to get a Tesco delivery slot around three o'clockish and was still adding items to my basket at 5am.  --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent Vote score: 3997Stu Dent

When asked about the appearance of a hole the street council workers say they are looking into it

17/05/20 12:00:07

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Molly R Vote score: 1774Molly R

We used to have to get up at twelve o'clock at night and lick the road clean with our tongues, we had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

17/05/20 12:00:13

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And you tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10142Stephen Bean

"I think I can see James Lennox."

17/05/20 12:05:06

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I think he's in the can. And he's flushing up. Watch out, here it comes. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10689Neil Mackenzie

That’s a big Mole.
Don’t talk daft this isn’t a mole hole.
No I’m talking about the mole on the back of your neck.

17/05/20 18:59:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Here Kitty...here Kitty Kitty...Oh, f*ck it. I'll just tell her it got run over"

17/05/20 13:55:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9726Dave Bryan

''It's Matt Hancock in hiding.''

''Should we drop in some protective equipment?''

''Don't bother.''

17/05/20 12:15:02

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On his head? --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 3997Stu Dent

Just look at all them captions some of them are not bad either.

17/05/20 12:08:25

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stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

"Quick clear the debris. Here's Gulliver with his golf putter."


Good old Gulliver,,,Still going strong.

17/05/20 12:04:02

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Except for three things - Gulliver, Dave, and (unfortunately) anon --Mr Dome
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9726Dave Bryan

''Look, there's the 20p.''

17/05/20 12:03:16

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Brilliant I win, its Heads. --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

"Mrs Swinton! I think you're taking this lockdown a bit too far."

17/05/20 12:02:18

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

After a sink hole appeared on the high street, the local council said they are looking into it.

17/05/20 12:00:42

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You’re right, I got that wrong, I’m blaming night shift. Although 35 seconds difference it’s unlikely that the caption was copied rather they had the same idea.  --Neil Mackenzie
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8903Chris Keegan

"And your absolutely sure it was here your dad went into self isolation?"

17/05/20 12:00:18

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10689Neil Mackenzie

Typical Council Workers, ones digging a hole and three others are watching.

17/05/20 19:09:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5949Vivvy En

"Can you hear the soup dragon?"

17/05/20 16:33:51

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

What are you looking for sir?

Our economy

17/05/20 15:55:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20570John Glover

Man :"Bill has dropped his jacket in the sewer."
Lady: "UGH, let it go."
Bill: "Can't, my lunchtime sandwiches are in a pocket."

17/05/20 13:53:55

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Parachute Regiment admit lockdown overeating causing a few problems.

17/05/20 12:40:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9663Mr Dome

There were many tears that day after Dave had an incident with a steam roller

17/05/20 12:19:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18826Troompa Loompa

🎶 "It's draining men....' 🎶

17/05/20 12:09:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10142Stephen Bean

"So that's how Dave caught all those fish. Looks like there's a river down there."

17/05/20 12:00:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 414alexandra ball

Yes, it definitely is a hole in the ground lads.

17/05/20 16:01:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14949Dan Nicholls

It's technically not big enough for a sink hole, shall we call it a bidet lads?

17/05/20 13:47:30

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Are you sure Frank has installed cat's eyes before.

17/05/20 13:24:35

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1789Rachel P

“I’m telling you the clown said they all float down here!”

17/05/20 13:05:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22223Ian Skelding

"Yes it's definitely him, the last Chilean miner."

17/05/20 12:46:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12046Vanessa the Guesser

"I think it's some kind of roadent."

17/05/20 12:17:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8903Chris Keegan

"So, you say one minute he was busy drilling and the next...."

17/05/20 12:02:36

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

You lucky bastard they've dropped on a double six.

17/05/20 12:00:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2268Scrijjy Doo

"Can you hear me, Madonna?"

18/05/20 2:46:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1486Willie Johnson

America begins its climb back up after the economy was destroyed by the Corona virus.
"Oh look, it's getting deeper!"

17/05/20 17:44:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1486Willie Johnson

When the standing guy knocked the two other guys heads together, bystanders realized that these were the Three Stooges in disguise.

17/05/20 17:34:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4708Kenny Ireland

"Do you smell any gas Wojciech?

17/05/20 17:19:36

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Holly Molley that's deep.

17/05/20 15:01:14

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

SHIT!......what is it boys what do you see?
Just F.....g told you nob ed...SHIT!

17/05/20 13:55:55

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1789Rachel P

This was their fourth shift without cover

17/05/20 13:10:22

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Traffic duty just winds up some screws.

17/05/20 13:09:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31823Tony Edwards

Menhole

17/05/20 12:49:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9726Dave Bryan

''Did you catch what he said down there?''

''It sounded like, 'Hey rat fans'.''

17/05/20 12:28:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1789Rachel P

“Can you see my hat?”

17/05/20 12:24:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6588Glyn Evans

Holey Orders

17/05/20 12:19:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18826Troompa Loompa

"I think it's Felix Baumgartner. I thought he'd retired."

17/05/20 12:07:44

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He has... permanently. --Willie Johnson
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