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"Well I think youve got a cheek asking about my personal hygiene, when youve just pissed in the street."
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stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Well I think you've got a cheek asking about my personal hygiene, when you've just pissed in the street."

15/05/20 8:03:48

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I didn't ask that...I said Hi Jean. --Woofer 6
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Before Ted took over they were Luke's Warm Sausages.

15/05/20 8:11:04

 1
And now he's playing with his own ot sausage. --Woofer 6
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Some Like It 'Ot

15/05/20 9:42:14

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Shit ot...by the looks of it. --Woofer 6
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

Ted is one ell of a cef.

15/05/20 8:13:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry love - Paula Radcliffe had the last one."

15/05/20 8:01:53

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 100Fozzgog B.

"A hot dog - take it or leave it. The last customer did both"

15/05/20 21:49:01

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

If I didn't drop my Aiches I'd be serving meals at the Ritz.

15/05/20 20:25:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

"Ello oney. ot dog is it. Aving onions with it? Ad a nice night out?

15/05/20 16:34:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3212Crunchy Chords

"Do you have something in higher resolution?"

" 'ow's this, love?
i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article17698242.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/0_Street-traders-in-Birmingham-1970.jpg "

15/05/20 15:19:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3212Crunchy Chords

"The sign says 'ot but I think maybe I 'otn't."

15/05/20 15:17:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 309alexandra ball

You've a letter missing, an N

15/05/20 15:01:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"Got any left?"
"A couple of hundred."
"I'm not surprised."

15/05/20 13:51:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"Dad said, can you let him have a mask, he's doing the offy over later on this evening."

15/05/20 13:23:28

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

"I bet there was a decent crowd for a semi-final with Doncaster Belles."
"Yes, Sandra, Pauline, Mary, Debbie, Sonia and Sue were all there."

15/05/20 12:36:06

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And they were all Rovers for business. --Woofer 6
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

"Where's Bill? And why has the kiosk become a time travelling 'ot dog stall?"

15/05/20 11:55:45

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

"One of Ted's juicy, plump, foot-long ones please"

15/05/20 10:57:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14555Dan Nicholls

"Return to London Victoria please".
"The ticket office is over there madam, right next to Specsavers".

15/05/20 10:19:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

No I can’t sell you one to eat now.
Why not?
You’re carrying a handbag and you need two hands to hold mine to get it in your mouth.

15/05/20 10:15:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

Ted was dog-tired. He just about mustard the energy to serve.
"Would you like relish with your pun?"

15/05/20 10:15:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"Excuse me, is this where I can get tested?"
- "Yeah, OK love, what do you call a frankfurter in a fu@king roll?"

15/05/20 9:58:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"Did you see that old documentary on Hot Dogs last night?"
- "No I missed it but I'm planning on watching it on Ketchup TV later"

15/05/20 9:33:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

I came here as the girls in the pub said it was a sausage-fest

15/05/20 9:22:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Ted often moved up and down the street. Which sometimes made it hard for customers to ketchup with him.

15/05/20 9:22:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

It just goes to show you that by making a few small tweaks you can transform your business, as was the case with Ted McDonald

15/05/20 9:21:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

She was a regular, but Ted wouldn’t give her one because it would be like chucking a sausage down the street.

15/05/20 9:17:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Ted had the dogs hot and he’d given Mary a bun in the oven.

15/05/20 9:10:31

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

Ted doesn’t say much. He likes to mind his own business.

15/05/20 8:52:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

Ted enjoyed chewing the fat with attractive young women.

15/05/20 8:34:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Would you like some sauce?''

''Yes please.''

''Come round the other side and I'll give you a cuddle.''

15/05/20 8:09:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''It's nice to see you again, Mary. We must ketchup sometime.''

15/05/20 8:03:15

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Don't you know of the Kray twins...my nephews?
Of course I do.
Right then you sell one more hot dog on our patch & you'll be a fucking dead dog just like the last one was here last night, got it?

15/05/20 8:36:44

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Well I am a bit disappointed Ted. On your Tinder profile you said, Meet at my sexy work place, where I'll be ready for action.
How the fuck is this sexy,and how are you ready for action?"

"Am not wearing any trousers."

15/05/20 8:24:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''What's that red stain behind me?''

''I'm not sure but a bloke last night said he could murder a hot dog.''

15/05/20 8:16:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"Mrs Brown this obsession with my wiener has got to stop.”
(nod to 8:05:20)

15/05/20 8:10:41

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

Forgetting to put on her Tena Pants, had left Susan feeling a wee bit embarrassed.

15/05/20 8:10:10

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

Health inspectors closed Ted down after furter investigations.

15/05/20 8:09:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

TED'S HOT DOGS: By appointment to Her Majesty The Queen.

15/05/20 8:06:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"What happened to Ted?"
- "He went for a Burton"

15/05/20 8:06:02

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

I think Ted's onto a wiener here.

15/05/20 8:05:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

I'm going back to sleep. This is the wurst photo I've seen in ages.

15/05/20 8:02:19

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

It was obvious that Jane fancied Ted, as she stood gushing in front of him.

15/05/20 8:02:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

"What's that strange stain on the ground?" asked the innocent young lady.

"It's nothing sinister, I just spilled some ketchup," replied Mr. Bundy.

15/05/20 8:02:15

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"I'll have a rot dog please."

15/05/20 8:02:10

 
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