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Fancy Dressage:   "Whove you come as?" "Queen Elizabeth I"
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

Fancy Dressage:

"Who've you come as?"
"Queen Elizabeth I"

16/05/20 20:17:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

"We've called him Michael Jackson."

16/05/20 20:14:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Pale Rider

16/05/20 20:00:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

"Be back in a minute, I'm just going to powder my nose."

16/05/20 20:42:05

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

Blanc expression

16/05/20 20:24:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Mount Blanc

16/05/20 20:00:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"Yeah, that's me after falling at Bleacher's Brook."

16/05/20 20:01:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "hey, why the long face? Why the long face?" Says the horse. "Well, I live in a field, drink out of a trough, get whipped so people can make money and then to top it off, some bastard came at me with a tube of tip-ex. Do you expect me to be happy?"...The mood in the bar turned sad. "Fair enough", said the barman, "would you like a cloth to wipe off the tip-ex?", he said with an enormous new found respect. "How am I supposed to use a cloth when I'm a horse you silly bastard. Just pour me a pint"...and they all lived happily ever after. (Apart from the horse. He was shot after breaking his leg during the Derby)

16/05/20 22:21:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

"Look, I know you're a Trumpie, but if you're so excited about his coronavirus bleach-cure idea, why don't you test it on yourself?"

16/05/20 20:01:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"Why the blanc face?"

Nod to 20:24:18

16/05/20 22:23:23

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Sorry, gone --Chris Keegan
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

"We"ve a problem Paddy. I started painting Shergar but he's kicked the tin over"

16/05/20 20:44:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Kemosabe.''

''Yes, Tonto.''

''Silver's looking browned off today.''

16/05/20 20:42:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

"Got any cucumber to go with my face pack?"

16/05/20 20:32:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Charlie Sheen said his horse hadn’t been intentionally doped. He had accidentally sneezed on him before he won the race by ten lengths.

16/05/20 20:27:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

Maybe it's Neighbelline

16/05/20 20:08:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"I had a bit of a mare with a bottle of Tipp-Ex."

16/05/20 20:00:23

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Next time you give my horse the full Donald trump, make sure his face is out the nosebag."

17/05/20 10:06:42

 
Dev B Vote score: 606Dev B

Fathered by a donkey

17/05/20 5:04:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Pale-omino

17/05/20 3:48:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Being a mime is not okay.

17/05/20 3:42:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

“I’m alpha male on this here cotton plantation.”

17/05/20 3:36:49

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

"As a face painter, I'm outstanding in my field, don't you think?"

17/05/20 2:51:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

Caption time. My mind is as blank as the face on that horse.

17/05/20 2:32:59

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

I always wanted to be a clown, even when I was little I was always playing the class foal

17/05/20 2:01:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

"ME? Nope, never went near the cook's icing sugar"

17/05/20 1:32:43

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

You idiot I said buy me a Palomino not an albino.

17/05/20 0:52:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

Shouldn't we all exfoaliate?

17/05/20 0:24:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

Monday's foal is fair of face.

16/05/20 23:28:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Bleachy Head

16/05/20 23:19:37

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Trained by Phil Spector. Owned by Daniella Westbrook.

16/05/20 22:08:30

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Robbie Fowler

16/05/20 22:01:56

 
Molly R Vote score: 1666Molly R

We captured that horse from the palefaces.

16/05/20 21:59:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Champion likes to show off his white bit.

16/05/20 20:52:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

Malibu Derby Bleach Horse

16/05/20 20:47:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

So, as my mother you are now admitting to sleeping with a with a white stud. What a nightmare!

16/05/20 20:36:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

A chestnut mare with a white face. What are the odds?

16/05/20 20:34:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14556Dan Nicholls

White the long face?

16/05/20 20:33:30

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

Horse thief gang finally caught after running out of spray paint.

16/05/20 20:31:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

No wonder he looks ill, he came in at 20 to 1!

16/05/20 20:28:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Lily Livered

16/05/20 20:25:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

I lost a lot of money backing him because he was white washed in every race.

16/05/20 20:24:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"Any good for stud?"
- "Not really, seems to have son block"

16/05/20 20:23:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"Another insult and I'll kick her again."

16/05/20 20:20:47

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

I often visit my bay horse, even though I’ve since departed this world.
His new owners wonder what he can see that they can’t.

16/05/20 20:19:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''My horse hasn't been well recently. The colour seems to be draining out of him.''

16/05/20 20:19:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

"Yeah I've been painting the stable ceiling, so what? I'd like to see how you'd get on holding a roller with hooves."

16/05/20 20:19:00

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 309alexandra ball

That's the last time I don't check if I've enough tanning lotion.

16/05/20 20:17:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

All morning Desert Orchid had been rolling around in his stable; only popping his head out now and again to see if the rain had stopped,

16/05/20 20:13:37

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

Hamish is only one of a handful of pure Scottish bred horses living on the island.

16/05/20 20:10:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

I didn't know horses got sun tans

16/05/20 20:04:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Horsepowder

16/05/20 20:04:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

He spent most of his time with his head in a nose bag.

16/05/20 20:03:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Did you know that wanking makes you go blind?''

''Not that old chestnut again.''

16/05/20 20:02:49

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

A horse walks into a tin of emulsion.......

16/05/20 20:02:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

♪ You Don't Bring Me Flours ♪

16/05/20 20:02:12

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

They shut the stable door after the horse had moulted.

16/05/20 20:01:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

He had been entered in a stakes race, but no one told him they had painted the stakes white.

16/05/20 20:01:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"I'd like to give Robert Redford a piece of my mind. Said he was 'The Horse Whitener' or something."

16/05/20 20:01:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Tipp-Ed

16/05/20 20:00:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Name suggestion from a captioneer was Brown and White.

16/05/20 20:00:13

 
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