lol

Dave normally didn't need 2 reasons to get naked.

21/05/20 8:16:03

"It's a trap!"

21/05/20 7:03:06

"Cute girls? All I can see is old buoys"

21/05/20 7:50:42

"There's also a Siren warning."

21/05/20 8:25:54

Oh to be young, free and shingle.

21/05/20 7:26:31

I don't know where it is but it definitely isn't Scotland.

21/05/20 8:18:55

“Dave .... I thought you said we were coming to catch crabs”

21/05/20 8:32:28

''Seeing that warning was lucky. I better go home and write some more captions.''

21/05/20 7:12:47

Babewatch

21/05/20 8:08:56

Watch out for crabs!

21/05/20 7:27:13

''Can we have sex with the cute girls?''

''No, there's a cockdown.''

21/05/20 7:08:06

If there's a cute girl on here I'd hate 2 meter.

21/05/20 7:07:56

WARNING:

WARM BEACHES
CUTE GIRLS
FLYING PIGS

21/05/20 7:04:47

Police accused of using underhand methods to increase number of lockdown fines

21/05/20 14:30:06

Warning: sign writer not very good at formatting.

21/05/20 8:23:15

Danger erogenous Zones

21/05/20 7:53:35

"Warm beaches -Cute Girls."

"You Shore?"

"yeah, they're all called Dune."

21/05/20 7:29:04

Surfin' USA

21/05/20 7:25:34

ISIS recruitment campaign starts in Skegness.

21/05/20 7:12:36

"Bloody hell Dave, why did we come here in the middle of a lockdown?"

21/05/20 7:04:38

This sign made sense until David Hasselhoff erased his name from under the warning.

21/05/20 7:04:06

Captioneers were rightfully wary of this too good to be true scenario.

21/05/20 7:02:50

Fuck'em an burn'em.

21/05/20 12:36:27

WARMING

21/05/20 11:46:59

FACT Check:
Warm Beaches - Yeah no doubt
Cute Girls - Quarantined

Advice:
Do not buy into advertising

21/05/20 11:14:55

The girls who operate in this area encourage boys to let themselves be buried in the sand before the girls make off with their gear.

21/05/20 10:46:24

The grass is always greener on the other side.

21/05/20 8:44:03

Hard Times

21/05/20 8:42:04

Phillip Schofield took one look & said this used to be my secret stomping ground but now its gone down hill.

21/05/20 8:16:11