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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19207Troompa Loompa

Dave normally didn't need 2 reasons to get naked.

21/05/20 8:16:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7407Hercules Rockefeller

"It's a trap!"

21/05/20 7:03:06

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Yeah a Clap Trap. --Woofer 6
Mark England Vote score: 17595Mark England

"Cute girls? All I can see is old buoys"

21/05/20 7:50:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23588Ian Skelding

"There's also a Siren warning."

21/05/20 8:25:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13856Vanessa the Guesser

Oh to be young, free and shingle.

21/05/20 7:26:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19207Troompa Loompa

I don't know where it is but it definitely isn't Scotland.

21/05/20 8:18:55

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You never know...It could be the Wee Crankie trying to trap Salmond. --Woofer 6
John Llamas Vote score: 20052John Llamas

“Dave .... I thought you said we were coming to catch crabs”

21/05/20 8:32:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12550Dave Bryan

''Seeing that warning was lucky. I better go home and write some more captions.''

21/05/20 7:12:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33143Tony Edwards

Babewatch

21/05/20 8:08:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Watch out for crabs!

21/05/20 7:27:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12550Dave Bryan

''Can we have sex with the cute girls?''

''No, there's a cockdown.''

21/05/20 7:08:06

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Think the council putting the sign up at this time was a cockup. --Woofer 6
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10164Chris Keegan

If there's a cute girl on here I'd hate 2 meter.

21/05/20 7:07:56

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If there was a cute girl on there I'd Love 2 meet'er. --Woofer 6
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12550Dave Bryan

WARNING:

WARM BEACHES
CUTE GIRLS
FLYING PIGS

21/05/20 7:04:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2198Mark Wilson

Police accused of using underhand methods to increase number of lockdown fines

21/05/20 14:30:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15543Dan Nicholls

Warning: sign writer not very good at formatting.

21/05/20 8:23:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Danger erogenous Zones

21/05/20 7:53:35

 
stone face Vote score: 8413stone face

"Warm beaches -Cute Girls."

"You Shore?"

"yeah, they're all called Dune."

21/05/20 7:29:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12550Dave Bryan

Surfin' USA

21/05/20 7:25:34

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Beach Boys - my favorite group growing up. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

ISIS recruitment campaign starts in Skegness.

21/05/20 7:12:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13827Stephen Bean

"Bloody hell Dave, why did we come here in the middle of a lockdown?"

21/05/20 7:04:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7193James Lennox

This sign made sense until David Hasselhoff erased his name from under the warning.

21/05/20 7:04:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7193James Lennox

Captioneers were rightfully wary of this too good to be true scenario.

21/05/20 7:02:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Fuck'em an burn'em.

21/05/20 12:36:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7322Glyn Evans

WARMING

21/05/20 11:46:59

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

FACT Check:
Warm Beaches - Yeah no doubt
Cute Girls - Quarantined

Advice:
Do not buy into advertising

21/05/20 11:14:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11361Neil Mackenzie

The girls who operate in this area encourage boys to let themselves be buried in the sand before the girls make off with their gear.

21/05/20 10:46:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33143Tony Edwards

The grass is always greener on the other side.

21/05/20 8:44:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10840Mr Dome

Hard Times

21/05/20 8:42:04

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Phillip Schofield took one look & said this used to be my secret stomping ground but now its gone down hill.

21/05/20 8:16:11

 
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