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Dave normally didn't need 2 reasons to get naked.
21/05/20 8:16:03
"It's a trap!"
21/05/20 7:03:06
"Cute girls? All I can see is old buoys"
21/05/20 7:50:42
"There's also a Siren warning."
21/05/20 8:25:54
Oh to be young, free and shingle.
21/05/20 7:26:31
I don't know where it is but it definitely isn't Scotland.
21/05/20 8:18:55
“Dave .... I thought you said we were coming to catch crabs”
21/05/20 8:32:28
''Seeing that warning was lucky. I better go home and write some more captions.''
21/05/20 7:12:47
Babewatch
21/05/20 8:08:56
Watch out for crabs!
21/05/20 7:27:13
''Can we have sex with the cute girls?''''No, there's a cockdown.''
21/05/20 7:08:06
If there's a cute girl on here I'd hate 2 meter.
21/05/20 7:07:56
WARNING:WARM BEACHESCUTE GIRLSFLYING PIGS
21/05/20 7:04:47
Police accused of using underhand methods to increase number of lockdown fines
21/05/20 14:30:06
Warning: sign writer not very good at formatting.
21/05/20 8:23:15
Danger erogenous Zones
21/05/20 7:53:35
"Warm beaches -Cute Girls.""You Shore?""yeah, they're all called Dune."
21/05/20 7:29:04
Surfin' USA
21/05/20 7:25:34
ISIS recruitment campaign starts in Skegness.
21/05/20 7:12:36
"Bloody hell Dave, why did we come here in the middle of a lockdown?"
21/05/20 7:04:38
This sign made sense until David Hasselhoff erased his name from under the warning.
21/05/20 7:04:06
Captioneers were rightfully wary of this too good to be true scenario.
21/05/20 7:02:50
Fuck'em an burn'em.
21/05/20 12:36:27
WARMING
21/05/20 11:46:59
FACT Check:Warm Beaches - Yeah no doubtCute Girls - Quarantined Advice:Do not buy into advertising
21/05/20 11:14:55
The girls who operate in this area encourage boys to let themselves be buried in the sand before the girls make off with their gear.
21/05/20 10:46:24
The grass is always greener on the other side.
21/05/20 8:44:03
Hard Times
21/05/20 8:42:04
Phillip Schofield took one look & said this used to be my secret stomping ground but now its gone down hill.
21/05/20 8:16:11