"What makes you think she's suffering from iron deficiency?"

16/11/20 8:13:26

She was displaying signs of Covid but, as responsible parents, we still visit the playground once a day to throw food in.

16/11/20 8:00:42

I am trying to find out why Daddy likes bars so much. Well it certainly isn't the taste!

16/11/20 21:00:53

"Hey Dave! You sure your kid's alright in the park on her own?"

"Yeah, I done the old 'stick your tongue on the frozen bar' trick. She'll be good for a few pints."

16/11/20 8:06:55

Lickdown

16/11/20 8:09:54

'The Covid test came back clear but she does have a touch of Rabies.'

16/11/20 8:01:14

Bar snack

16/11/20 8:04:04

Never EVER mend children's playgrounds with superglue.

16/11/20 8:00:08

Bar Belle

16/11/20 9:41:28

"This last spot and that'll be the entire playground clean"

16/11/20 9:16:50

At least I'm looking forward to the next photo.

16/11/20 8:37:01

See, this is why children shouldn't be allowed to play with staple guns.

Tue 12:42:13

Can I play a train game? Chew chew.

16/11/20 13:35:48

Bar bar Ella

16/11/20 11:21:43

Fussy kids, it's swings and roundabouts.

16/11/20 9:39:34

"Ok, Ok, you can have an ice cream"

16/11/20 8:49:05

Oh poppet when I said stick your tongue out i didn't mean to the bar

16/11/20 8:35:26

"I'm sorry love but writing clever and witty captions is not childsplay. Now leave me alone and let me think of something for this one"

16/11/20 8:27:09

"She really does have poor taste in park equipment."

16/11/20 8:23:41

First known photo of Courtney Love.

16/11/20 14:50:02

I think this needs a lick of paint.

16/11/20 9:42:44

Mum get me off the roundabout I think I'm gonna be si-

16/11/20 8:44:23

''You can have a bit of a rest while she's in the playground. However, you have to bath her and wash all her clothes when you get home. I suppose it's a case of swings and roundabouts.''

16/11/20 8:15:24