''What is your favourite colour?''

''Red, but white will do if we've run out of Merlot.''

11/10/20 11:05:46

Felt tipsy

11/10/20 11:17:05

"Damn, I need a rubber."
"Why, have you coloured across the line?"
"No, Liz is getting drunk."

11/10/20 11:33:39

Piss artists

11/10/20 11:00:28

CAPTION.ME for Grown-Ups

It's like a kindergarten, but with more drinking.

11/10/20 11:47:21

"I've just finished the Blue Nun."

11/10/20 12:05:46

Hell I miss the Pub.

11/10/20 11:47:01

''I've had so much to drink I'm beginning Toulouse Lautrec of what's going on.

11/10/20 11:23:16

Vin Gogh

11/10/20 11:21:07

"I don't wanna do colouring any more - I'm bordeaux this"

11/10/20 12:25:30

Growing up makes you a black & white binary.

Drunk painting reclaims your rainbow supernumerary;)

Get high on art!

11/10/20 15:10:48

"I don't know what grown-up colouring book Dave has, but all of our shades of grey are missing."

11/10/20 13:37:40

"Psssst, Dave's fallen asleep. Let's blow this game off and draw a massive cock on his face"

11/10/20 11:39:24

"Pardon me, lads, I'm gonna go puke a rainbow."

11/10/20 11:35:10

Leave colouring to the kids. They're far more mature, adults can't be trusted. That's why this edition doesn't include gang and football colours.

11/10/20 11:17:19

"I need a sharpener."

11/10/20 14:47:15

''One bottle of wine in the evening is OK but after that I draw the line.''

11/10/20 12:02:10

''I don't know whether to use a green or blue crayon. My mind keeps going blanc.''

11/10/20 11:29:51

Crayon by Number of Drinks

11/10/20 11:28:43

Arty party

11/10/20 11:24:15

Late night sketch show

11/10/20 11:12:12

*Ideal for people with ugly friends who want to avoid playing Spin the Bottle*

11/10/20 11:10:17

Missing u

11/10/20 11:08:10

50 Shades of Crayola

11/10/20 11:01:27

"Try to stay within the lines. Hell, in your condition just try to stay on the page."

11/10/20 23:17:00

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something about Trump's staff.

11/10/20 17:52:36

Life is boring without people of color.

11/10/20 17:51:26

"Who's hogging the burgundy? I NEED it...for my picture"

11/10/20 12:26:55

They all blanked out.

11/10/20 12:05:26

Color by Chunder

11/10/20 11:29:01

Sponsored by Crayon-a lager.

11/10/20 11:08:52

Technicolour yawn

11/10/20 11:08:25

COLOURING *

11/10/20 11:02:16

Play time is over.

11/10/20 11:01:32

Mindlessness

11/10/20 11:01:27

It reminds me of school in the 70’s, miss one, colour one, miss one, colour one. ”Pass us another Bud mate.”

11/10/20 11:01:05