"Let them eat cack."

15/05/20 20:07:58

Defecake

15/05/20 20:00:20

Mr Kipling makes Excretingly good cakes.

15/05/20 20:10:46

Business is blooming

15/05/20 20:14:01

I've been baking this one since lunchtime.

15/05/20 22:19:20

Mum always lets me lick the bowl.

15/05/20 20:29:27

Van Gogh's first attempt at sunflowers was shit.

15/05/20 23:11:16

You can serve it straight from the pan

15/05/20 20:17:56

Lockdown day 64: "Er, it's great Dad but please can I go back to school?"

15/05/20 20:28:54

Shattenberg cake

15/05/20 20:17:08

2 Girls 1 Cupcake

15/05/20 20:02:08

Scateau

15/05/20 20:00:58

"Could I pass anyone a brownie?"

15/05/20 20:00:55

Crap Suzette

15/05/20 20:00:09

British Airways launch plan to cut in-flight catering costs by 90%

16/05/20 22:00:11

When the shit hits the melon fan

15/05/20 22:39:21

If you'd just been cured of haemorrhoids you'd be celebrating as well

15/05/20 22:12:58

Have your cake and eat shit

15/05/20 22:09:54

"I call it my 'Richard the turd' cake."
"Why are they always tapered?"
"To stop your arse from closing with a bang, silly."

15/05/20 21:11:33

The Poop Factory has been retooled to make... what-the-hell-is-it.

15/05/20 21:08:51

Nigella Shites

15/05/20 20:25:36

"It looks like a Marathon."
"Don't you mean Snickers?"
"No, it's one of Paula Radcliffe's."

15/05/20 20:16:33

Mr Hankey the Christmas Pie.

15/05/20 20:13:24

OMG who puts a pepperami on a desert. Oh it's shit thank God for that

15/05/20 20:12:36

OK, so when I left that review saying the food was sh*t, maybe I shouldn't have come back.

15/05/20 20:08:45

I am not trying that, I had one before, it sticks to your cheeks.

15/05/20 20:08:45

I was constipated for 3 weeks. When I finally went even the shit was celebrating

15/05/20 20:08:01

It looks all sweetness and shite

15/05/20 20:06:58

"So what do you make of that, Gillian McKeith?"

15/05/20 20:06:05

A walk in the park, and just for a lark I shit on the flowers. Magic moments.

15/05/20 20:02:13

Pan cake

16/05/20 8:10:48

Donald Trump is hereby directed to consume this and pass away.

16/05/20 0:15:48

Happy Bidet

15/05/20 23:07:35

"Did you Mary Berry today on Loose Women?"

15/05/20 22:19:11

The Great British Curl Off.

15/05/20 22:18:12

This looks like you are going to have a soggy bottom.

15/05/20 22:17:49

In the near future a whole industry will be born around celebrating the end of the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020.

15/05/20 22:16:41

"Dedicated to the one I love, Ms. 2020!"

15/05/20 21:30:47

This summer at Waitrose. Heston's twice eaten vindaloo hummus dip, with just a hint of spicy poppadom.

15/05/20 20:47:26

Turkey Trots?

15/05/20 20:31:42

Dungdee cake.

15/05/20 20:16:37

Steaming pudding

15/05/20 20:13:28

Sam brought sausage rolls, Sue made some sarnies, Colin brought some pizza, other people brought crisps and nuts but some arsehole always tries to be clever.

15/05/20 20:12:47

"Waiter, there's a butterfly in my poop!"

15/05/20 20:01:35

Dave couldn't remember if his wife had asked for the cake to have faces on or faeces so made it with both to be safe.

15/05/20 20:00:11

Turd place in The Great Shitish Bake Off judged by Poo Leith.

15/05/20 20:00:05

Courtesy: Mr. Pug's factory

16/05/20 11:10:38

Tesco unveil their newest licensed character cake, for your next "Exploding Poop Emoji" theme party.

15/05/20 21:02:51

Turdkey cake... No thanks.

15/05/20 20:47:04

"NOOO! What I said was when we reopen we will offer an extra THIRD for free!"

15/05/20 20:43:21

And the award for services to the Labour party goes to...wait a minute it's tie. Please welcome, Tony Blair and Alastair Campbell.

15/05/20 20:37:56

Curly Wurly

15/05/20 20:22:30

“Still can’t polish off a turd!”

15/05/20 20:18:29

Fly Fishing by JR Hartley

15/05/20 20:16:58

Passta

15/05/20 20:12:41

It's made from khazi pan

15/05/20 20:11:27

"What a cute faeces got!"

15/05/20 20:08:52

That dish smells off but the caterers assure me it's freshly made.

15/05/20 20:05:49

"Are you going to eat me?"

15/05/20 20:04:44

Special production by the Poop Factory

15/05/20 20:02:25

Sushit

15/05/20 20:00:13