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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Coldilocks

06/03/20 21:00:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Permafrost

06/03/20 20:14:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4092Crunchy Chords
Coldilocks

06/03/20 20:00:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 17413Mark England

Afrozen

06/03/20 20:08:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

“Everyone agreed Jack has the coolest hair.”

07/03/20 4:11:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4680Lucky Elperro

GORDON BARNET!

06/03/20 23:11:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2759Scrijjy Doo

I don't always drink,
but when I do,
I prefer liquid nitrogen.

07/03/20 3:16:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32663Tony Edwards

🎵 Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow 🎵

06/03/20 20:08:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

“Everyone agreed Jack has the coolest hair.”

07/03/20 4:11:03

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  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

"Freeze, Mother Stickers, this is a Fuck up..."

06/03/20 22:55:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13292Vanessa the Guesser

The Spy who came in from the Cold.

06/03/20 22:09:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13292Vanessa the Guesser

Never mind stockpiling toilet rolls, freeze as much spaghetti as you can get from the supermarket.

06/03/20 20:05:00

 
stone face Vote score: 8192stone face

Cryogenically freezing him in between games- At last the secret of Lionel Messi's longevity is revealed.

06/03/20 20:02:42

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7114Hercules Rockefeller

Get the Einstein look.

06/03/20 20:01:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12283Stephen Bean

"Elsa gives amazing blow jobs!"

06/03/20 20:00:16

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

spaghetti monster

07/03/20 13:43:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4680Lucky Elperro

Brilloiant

06/03/20 23:08:05

 
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

The new Thaw film looks a bit Ropey.

06/03/20 20:50:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8770The Wolf

I just stuck my head in tin of Dulux Trade Ultra White Matt Paint and then got into the bath. Now before you all start shouting 'YOU CRAZY BASTARD', let's put things in perspective. Right now, millions of people 'who generally never wash their hands, even after going to the toilet' are panic buying hand sanitizer and soap because they contain the word 'antibacterial'. With this in mind, I'm happy to be the most sane person in Britain...AND I'M WEARING SOCKS IN THE BATH...HAHA...MUMMY, I TOLD YOU I'D BE FAMOUS...

06/03/20 20:20:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 2155Molly R

Robert Carlyle found this new shampoo took years off him.

06/03/20 20:02:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8770The Wolf

Never go swimming when the pool has just been vacated by a large group of celibate monks that have just done aqua aerobics taught by a fit woman.

06/03/20 20:00:25

 
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rich found a new love for frozen spaghetti

30/03/20 14:39:41

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

William Snakes-peare

07/03/20 13:48:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Dave was Granny Gulliver's new bath plughole declogger

07/03/20 7:58:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Stop playing with your food Dave!

07/03/20 7:07:24

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11712 Smuldo

Man City fan Jerry, enjoyed his day out at the Spaghettihad.

06/03/20 21:54:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6361James Lennox

Turns out hirsute Lilliputian men get Gulliver very, very, excited.

06/03/20 21:44:32

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

He’d always used Brylcreem until he discovered Liquid Nitrogen

06/03/20 21:29:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13292Vanessa the Guesser

♫ The Grand old Duke of Bjork

06/03/20 21:13:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32663Tony Edwards

Jack uses Frizz Freeze shampoo.

06/03/20 21:06:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"Will y'kiss me NOW; hell has frozen over?"

06/03/20 21:05:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Spaghetti junk Shaun

06/03/20 20:53:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

Frigid 'air.

06/03/20 20:42:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

He said it did his pubes as well, then suddenly there was a cold snap.

06/03/20 20:42:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

"No Jeeves, I said run me a Nice bath."

06/03/20 20:36:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2759Scrijjy Doo

Ramen Noodle

06/03/20 20:33:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

It's quite common for Jew to appear on a frosty morning.

06/03/20 20:30:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6361James Lennox

The BBC plan to reboot the Goodies as soon as Bill Oddie thaws out.

06/03/20 20:29:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

The father, the son and the holy frost.

06/03/20 20:27:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Freezus Christ

06/03/20 20:26:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

After freezing on the cross for a couple of days, Jesus needed a spa and pamper session so he'd look his best when making his dramatic entrance.

06/03/20 20:21:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1973Mark Wilson

Batchelors Super Noodles, just add water

06/03/20 20:14:44

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1747Karen Oakenfull

Silly Strung

06/03/20 20:12:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5078Karyn Harrison

Losing to Boris Johnson in the Conservative Party Leadership election has taken its toll on Jeremy Hunt.

06/03/20 20:11:18

 
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

Hi-Top Frayed

06/03/20 20:09:49

 
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

Cordonhair virus

06/03/20 20:08:25

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1747Karen Oakenfull

Worst case of knits I’ve ever seen.

06/03/20 20:07:48

 
stone face Vote score: 8192stone face

Cold hair fan.

06/03/20 20:04:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Billy Conwoolly

06/03/20 20:01:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11071Neil Mackenzie

He’s got Messi hair.

06/03/20 20:00:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

frosty jack

06/03/20 20:00:07

 
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