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Day Two, and people realise that there are three shelves worth of refridgerated foodstuffs that need to be eaten by Tuesday.
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Michael Winner Vote score: 22733Michael Winner

Day Two, and people realise that there are three shelves worth of refridgerated foodstuffs that need to be eaten by Tuesday.

Mon 12:08:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7805Dave Bryan

''Shouldn't we stay two metres apart?''

''You should have thought of that nine months ago.''

Mon 12:17:50

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Or at least have worn a mask. --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7805Dave Bryan

''We're safe now. You can remove the toilet rolls.''

Mon 12:05:45

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4198Lucky Elperro

Mark didn't feel this was the moment to tell her he was gay and seeing her brother.

Mon 19:14:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

"You'll look after that precious little thing won't you babe?"
"Of course Darling, it's going to be our baby."
"I was talking about the watch."

Mon 12:50:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

"Stop pushing Mum, I'm not coming out with this virus thing about."

Mon 12:56:34

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Too late, she's corona-ing. --Karyn Harrison
John  Glover Vote score: 20078John Glover

"Gently push with me and lets see if we can release all of this trapped gas."

Mon 13:05:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6432The Wolf

He looks happy about it now, but wait until he sees it's black...

Mon 12:40:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 949Rachel P

Current booking slots are up to nine months for home delivery

Mon 12:29:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1143Willie Johnson

Since this is caption.me: She's got a pun in the oven.

Mon 17:59:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

Parity begins at home

Mon 12:46:24

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Had to look the word up!  --Rachel P
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10739Vanessa the Guesser

"I don't think it is just wind you know."

Mon 12:19:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6209Glyn Evans

Slowly does it. Undo the latch and the watch is mine

Mon 12:04:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10082Neil Mackenzie

Can you not keep him in love, there’s no nappy’s at Tesco.

Mon 19:49:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 679Mark Wilson

Your so much more involved with this pregnancy than with all the others.

Yeah well no football, Eastenders and the pubs are closed.

Mon 15:20:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

Pete just knew she was getting close. His sex life was about to end......

Mon 13:52:59

 
Rachel P Vote score: 949Rachel P

She shopped till she dropped!

Mon 12:45:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7805Dave Bryan

''After the birth, self-isolate and let others enjoy their meals in peace.''

Mon 12:32:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

Most couples in lockdown will look like this in 9 months.

Mon 12:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10082Neil Mackenzie

What do you think of the name Ron?
No the last thing Britain needs is more Ron’s.

Tue 4:28:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8871Mr Dome

Bump and Grindr

Mon 13:33:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7649Stephen Bean

Fifty Shades of Gravid

Mon 12:43:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

Big Birtha

Mon 12:30:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4051Karyn Harrison

Labour of love

Mon 12:00:42

 
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