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Day Two, and people realise that there are three shelves worth of refridgerated foodstuffs that need to be eaten by Tuesday.
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Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Day Two, and people realise that there are three shelves worth of refridgerated foodstuffs that need to be eaten by Tuesday.

23/03/20 12:08:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''Shouldn't we stay two metres apart?''

''You should have thought of that nine months ago.''

23/03/20 12:17:50

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Or at least have worn a mask. --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''We're safe now. You can remove the toilet rolls.''

23/03/20 12:05:45

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

Mark didn't feel this was the moment to tell her he was gay and seeing her brother.

23/03/20 19:14:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21986Ian Skelding

"You'll look after that precious little thing won't you babe?"
"Of course Darling, it's going to be our baby."
"I was talking about the watch."

23/03/20 12:50:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

"Stop pushing Mum, I'm not coming out with this virus thing about."

23/03/20 12:56:34

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Too late, she's corona-ing. --Karyn Harrison
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"Gently push with me and lets see if we can release all of this trapped gas."

23/03/20 13:05:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

He looks happy about it now, but wait until he sees it's black...

23/03/20 12:40:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1544Rachel P

Current booking slots are up to nine months for home delivery

23/03/20 12:29:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

Since this is caption.me: She's got a pun in the oven.

23/03/20 17:59:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

Parity begins at home

23/03/20 12:46:24

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Had to look the word up!  --Rachel P
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11563Vanessa the Guesser

"I don't think it is just wind you know."

23/03/20 12:19:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Slowly does it. Undo the latch and the watch is mine

23/03/20 12:04:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Can you not keep him in love, there’s no nappy’s at Tesco.

23/03/20 19:49:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

Your so much more involved with this pregnancy than with all the others.

Yeah well no football, Eastenders and the pubs are closed.

23/03/20 15:20:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8516Chris Keegan

Pete just knew she was getting close. His sex life was about to end......

23/03/20 13:52:59

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1544Rachel P

She shopped till she dropped!

23/03/20 12:45:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''After the birth, self-isolate and let others enjoy their meals in peace.''

23/03/20 12:32:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

Most couples in lockdown will look like this in 9 months.

23/03/20 12:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

What do you think of the name Ron?
No the last thing Britain needs is more Ron’s.

24/03/20 4:28:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Bump and Grindr

23/03/20 13:33:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

Fifty Shades of Gravid

23/03/20 12:43:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31506Tony Edwards

Big Birtha

23/03/20 12:30:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4431Karyn Harrison

Labour of love

23/03/20 12:00:42

 
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