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C CaMel Vote score: 5104C CaMel

"I caught him sleeping with my daughter."

13/03/20 5:52:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21537Ian Skelding

Taxidermknits

12/03/20 20:17:33

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords
"I caught him sleeping with my daughter."

12/03/20 20:15:46

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

And this is exactly why ETSY is shit

12/03/20 21:12:08

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I feel the need to qualify my vote here. This caption made me laugh out loud and heartily, so it was actually eligible for a Super Vote. Unfortunately for the author it is not forthcoming because I do not agree with the caption. Etsy is an excelle... --Vivvy En
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''Growl, growl, growl, growl, growl, growl, growl, growl.''

''It must be time for the eight o'clock caption.''

12/03/20 20:07:00

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Vermin on the Mount

12/03/20 20:48:53

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Why have you forsaken me? --Scrijjy Doo
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

I don't think wearing a mask did him much good.

12/03/20 20:47:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

"That b*stard Davy Crochet has a lot to answer for."

12/03/20 20:00:10

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

The beaver sells better, particularly with young single men. It's easy to wash too.

13/03/20 11:24:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14345Dan Nicholls

At only £3.99 each, they're going like a Rocket.

13/03/20 5:04:39

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1146Karen Oakenfull

“...and this one I hunted down and captured from a charity shop in Daventry.”

12/03/20 22:52:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Placoon

12/03/20 21:32:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

"About an hour after I shot him he'd turned totally Steiff."

12/03/20 21:00:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

It was a fitting tribute, using a slice of Groot to mount Rocket.

12/03/20 21:40:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

Raccoons were not popular on Button Moon.

12/03/20 20:47:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

His nose was stuffed, his head was full of cotton wool but he'd just have to hang on and grin and bear it

12/03/20 20:39:49

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

When your gran goes hunting.

12/03/20 20:29:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Trophy hunting for vegans.

12/03/20 20:22:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

"There can be only one!"

12/03/20 20:13:51

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

Critter knitter?

12/03/20 20:12:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

"Poor Soo. Naughty Sweep switched Sooty's water pistol for a real gun. Didn't you Sweep."

12/03/20 20:09:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

"You'd be crochety too, if you were stuck on a bloody wall 24/7."

12/03/20 20:00:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

Wool.i.am

12/03/20 20:00:04

 
saralee burton saralee burton

knock knock
who's there
racoon
racoon who
racoonteurs would have told this so much better

Mon 14:38:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

This is my plaguecoon, if I had more I’d put them on a rack.

13/03/20 6:27:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22803Michael Winner

"This was my first trophy, I bagged this one when I was three", bragged Ted Nugent.

12/03/20 22:55:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5104C CaMel

Bear faced nobhead

12/03/20 21:48:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

The view from the other side wasn't quite as pretty.

12/03/20 20:58:58

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

Meanwhile round at David Attenborough's house..

12/03/20 20:45:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

"Honey, that nutter in the flat next door is throwing his toys at the wall again."

12/03/20 20:39:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Animal Crewelty

12/03/20 20:38:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

He comes from a very tight-knit community.

12/03/20 20:25:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Rocky Raccoon stayed in this house in 1968.

12/03/20 20:19:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

Game for a Laugh

12/03/20 20:13:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3409Stu Dent

The NRWA

12/03/20 20:12:35

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

Wool-mounted

12/03/20 20:11:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

The chutney ferret. Because you never know when you may run out of loo roll

12/03/20 20:08:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"I hate it, but I had to panda to her taste."

12/03/20 20:06:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Knitting cub

12/03/20 20:02:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

"Nan - your taxi's here!"

12/03/20 20:00:22

 
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