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How to get your husband to change the subject at dinner parties: A gentle squeeze of the testicles, and Brexit is no more.
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Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

How to get your husband to change the subject at dinner parties: A gentle squeeze of the testicles, and Brexit is no more.

14/03/20 8:16:02

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Oh, how I yearn for the good old days of Brexit. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

cuption.me

14/03/20 8:24:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5104C CaMel

"I've just triggered a silent alarm, Vinnie Jones will be here in 2 minutes."

14/03/20 8:58:02

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Let’s hope it’s not Gazza. Brandishing a loaded chicken drumstick!  --Karen Oakenfull
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

There's a vas deferens between this and the real thing.

14/03/20 8:14:34

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1146Karen Oakenfull

Stress balls

14/03/20 8:07:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14345Dan Nicholls

And cough...

14/03/20 10:29:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

"I used to be a librarian until I got the sac"

14/03/20 8:36:48

 
Mark England Vote score: 16027Mark England

Alana was happy with her transition from man to woman but had this installed because she still missed scratching her balls every morning

14/03/20 8:13:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

A controlling woman.. some random literature.. a load of bollocks.. Is it the Richard & Judy Book Club?

14/03/20 8:11:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''Bad news, Dave. She's spotted the bug.''

14/03/20 8:31:54

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Please speak into the Mike. --Scrijjy Doo
stone face Vote score: 6934stone face

Another couple of weeks and I'll be contacting the Guinness Book Of Records, regarding my 'worlds largest under, desk chewing gum collection'..

14/03/20 8:31:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

French Anon up in arms at the discovery of a masculine table

14/03/20 8:17:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

"HEY...GIVE ME MY BOLLOCKS BACK"...said Mr Blobby.

14/03/20 8:07:08

 
Molly R Vote score: 1499Molly R

Don't tell me - there's a cat inside it?

14/03/20 8:04:05

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

I so regret having that sex change! Miss my balls man!!

14/03/20 16:23:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

"I'm selling the most Amazing Fantastic Trump-brand Test Kits for coronavirus but there's only half as many kits as we need, so they'll go to the men of course, and for the women I've made a replica of my balls called Trump Testes Kits, you're welcome ladies."

14/03/20 15:15:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

How else are they going to learn Home Economics?

14/03/20 13:37:12

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2838GeeDee

Carol hoped she wouldn't get caught with the office's supply of hand sanitiser

14/03/20 11:17:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

Ladies do you suffer from unwanted Male attention? Then you need Fart Generator. Depending on how hard you squeeze you can generate a small fripp or a ripping phaaarrrrrp!

14/03/20 10:21:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

Catching said-I-meant (shit that is said but not quite necessarily communicated properly in a democratic society a bit like this)

14/03/20 9:42:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Thing had his uses, particularly when Morticia had one of her headaches.

14/03/20 9:09:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5104C CaMel

Preparing for an exam.

14/03/20 9:00:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5104C CaMel

"Mind maps improve test scores?"
'Personally I think it's bollocks.'

14/03/20 8:53:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

“The Democratic Tradition in Americ.... Aaahhhhhh time to de-stress!”

14/03/20 8:39:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

This model is well known for her hand jobs

14/03/20 8:09:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

Ground nuts

14/03/20 8:09:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Well that's that notion turned upside down

14/03/20 8:08:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

I give up. What the hell is it?

14/03/20 8:06:49

 
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