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Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

"Haven't you forgotten something?", asked the Fencing judge.

10/01/21 14:13:36

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Foiled again. --John Glover
Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

"This is a job for SqueezingBetweenNarrowSpacesMan."

10/01/21 14:11:34

  
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Al Overy Vote score: 3805Al Overy

Jim wanted a Zoom background which reflected the full joy of lockdown.

10/01/21 17:47:30

  
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 13241Dave Bryan

''Will you be released from prison soon?''

''No, I'm doing a long stretch.''

10/01/21 12:27:35

  
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Dot Old Vote score: 1392Dot Old

Yoga Matt

10/01/21 12:14:05

  
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Mauris Iocus Vote score: 376Mauris Iocus

Dan's daily regimen was rigorous yet filled with hope...

his lifelong dream that "I'm a Little Teapot," would finally become an Olympic event.

10/01/21 17:04:07

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Be the teapot. --Scrijjy Doo
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15597Dan Nicholls

The left leg needs to be vertical and straight and the left arm needs to be curved like a 'C'. Only then will you have achieved a full Little Teapot.

10/01/21 13:50:41

  
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

Stretch Mark

10/01/21 12:10:55

  
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Willie Johnson Vote score: 2361Willie Johnson

"They went that-a-way ... or maybe this way."

10/01/21 17:56:56

  
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Mr Dome Vote score: 11105Mr Dome

He has a big lunge capacity

10/01/21 12:21:40

  
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

Limber Jack

10/01/21 12:15:42

  
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11522Neil Mackenzie

Finally someone comes up with a way of wearing the world’s heaviest earring without falling over.

10/01/21 19:14:21

  
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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

"Everywhere I look, I see my X...”

10/01/21 13:36:32

  
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24047Ian Skelding

Nicola Sturgeon's Coronavirus updates were becoming so drawn out the current Sign Language Interpreter had to be replaced with a physically and mentally stronger one.

10/01/21 13:00:38

  
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

Poor Dave lost his mother during childbirth.

10/01/21 12:59:20

  
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

Just a few more exercises and Joe will be ready for his lunge break.

10/01/21 12:59:12

  
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Al Overy Vote score: 3805Al Overy

The bat training Zoom lesson started. As instructed, Tim squashed moths into both palms, stood motionless and waited for dusk.

10/01/21 12:15:58

  
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James Lennox Vote score: 7662James Lennox

The 'Constipated Nazi' is a tricky yoga position to master.

10/01/21 12:02:52

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I'd be careful. You don't want to be giving good advice to Nazis like that. Otherwise they'll shit with pride and be proud of their shit. They might even salute the toilet bowl. All hail the floater! It refuses to be flushed! May it float for a... --Glyn Evans
Molly R Vote score: 2511Molly R

"Look, THAT'S two metres, you morons!"

10/01/21 12:00:29

  
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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 689Ellen Duncalf

Many people have regressed during lock down. This guy thinks he is aged 7 in a “Music and Movement” session in primary school. Determined to be the biggest, strongest animal in the zoo.

10/01/21 12:00:28

  
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Sarah Chan Sarah Chan

Never fly out in space?

11/01/21 11:22:43

  
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11522Neil Mackenzie

The vaccine strengthens your T cells.

10/01/21 19:17:42

  
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The Wolf Vote score: 10884The Wolf

It took years of serious training and a ridiculous amount of core strength to master the art of balancing on a wall. Then someone uploads the photo and accidentally rotates it by 90 degrees and my achievement is completely underappreciated.

10/01/21 14:23:41

  
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Vivvy En Vote score: 7174Vivvy En

Attidude

10/01/21 13:47:08

  
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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5315Chris Halliwell

Meanwhile at the training course to become an X-Wing pilot...

10/01/21 13:41:27

  
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 14310Vanessa the Guesser

After breaking all his limbs during a freak accident, Dave was slightly concerned about the angles they had healed at.

10/01/21 13:23:18

  
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Mr Dome Vote score: 11105Mr Dome

Tai Chi Strider

10/01/21 12:28:20

  
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James Lennox Vote score: 7662James Lennox

Flight training

10/01/21 12:21:33

  
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James Lennox Vote score: 7662James Lennox

Even Clark Kent warms up.

10/01/21 12:20:47

  
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 13241Dave Bryan

''Honestly, the fish was this big.''

10/01/21 12:07:08

  
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 7656Hercules Rockefeller

"Dave, what are you doing? That's not how the YMCA goes."

10/01/21 12:03:01

  
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Glyn Evans Vote score: 7558Glyn Evans

Jean Claude Van Damme does Bashdance

10/01/21 12:01:52

  
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

Warrior poser

10/01/21 12:00:40

  
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Tamsin Boldick Tamsin Boldick

Strictly's auditions for the new & inclusive "imaginary partners" category.

11/01/21 9:30:51

  
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Al Overy Vote score: 3805Al Overy

"Try not to appear cross", Troy told himself as he modelled the last two items Debenhams ever sold.

10/01/21 16:27:13

  
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Stu Dent Vote score: 5172Stu Dent

Song has to change after the YMCA open a Trans Annex in all it's facility's

10/01/21 15:42:36

  
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Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

East Grinstead's short-lived dance fad, 'The Crab'

10/01/21 14:12:38

  
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alexandra ball Vote score: 1008alexandra ball

Stretch Armstrong.

10/01/21 12:12:52

  
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Glyn Evans Vote score: 7558Glyn Evans

My wife beats me but only when it's in line with Nazi party thinking. The irony being is that she gets to be the angry one for beating me!

10/01/21 12:02:51

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We are accountable. Lol. When it suits us. What a joke.  --Glyn Evans
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