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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21961Ian Skelding

"I love your Bush."
"That's nice of you to say but what do you think of the TV?"

21/02/20 12:08:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7493stone face

"Have you looked what's on the other side?"

"Ye...It's just a lead for the plug and some serial numbers."

21/02/20 12:10:27

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9437Mr Dome

- What's on TV tonight?
- Dust

(Nod to bad dad jokes)

21/02/20 13:11:03

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"There used to be something called ONTV.""What's ONTV?""A satellite pay TV channel, maybe in the 80's or late 70's."  --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''And for those of you watching in black and white, the yellow ball is just behind the pink.''

21/02/20 12:09:37

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1020Mark Wilson

" Just look happy for the photographer then it's back in the kitchen for you"

21/02/20 13:47:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''Have a few drinks and then you can take me upstairs and do whatever you want.''

''I wasn't expecting such a good reception.''

21/02/20 12:34:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"Looking back, I don't think we would've become alcoholics if we'd had a colour TV."

21/02/20 12:16:42

 
stone face Vote score: 7493stone face

I was really disappointed when I watched Fifty Shades Of Grey.

21/02/20 12:03:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

I remember the good old days when a couple of pints would be left on the doorstep for you every morning.

21/02/20 16:08:43

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The blue tits were absolutely plastered. --Karyn Harrison
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Beer at home with the Davenports.

21/02/20 13:04:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

"Yes it's second hand, It is supposed to be a colour TV. The chap was watching The Minstrel show when I went round to buy it."

21/02/20 13:01:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

"Darling, how many times did you have to slap it to get the picture?"

21/02/20 12:56:17

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Spousal abuse is no laughing matter. --Scrijjy Doo
Vivvy En Vote score: 5691Vivvy En

'How illuminating,' agreed Cath and Ray Tube.

21/02/20 12:51:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''There's something wrong with the vertical hold. Can you get inside round the back?''

''So far I've had no success.''

21/02/20 12:49:03

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The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

People may laugh, but a TV like this is perfect for watching programs like 'embarrassing bodies'. There's nothing worse than seeing a knob covered in juicy boils on a 55inch LCD Sony in 4k Ultra HD...

21/02/20 12:24:24

 
stone face Vote score: 7493stone face

"Is this new invention portable?"

"Yes, you can take these new fangled glass dispensers anywhere. No more drinking out the keg for you, Mabel."

21/02/20 12:24:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

Black and white TV is a form of domestic abuse, usually caused by one partner wanting a cheap licence.

Don't suffer in silence, call 999 now.

21/02/20 12:01:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10565Neil Mackenzie

Hitachi Case.

21/02/20 16:36:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

"Okay, just another 5 minutes dear and then you need to get back to the washing and ironing. Once you've done all the chores perhaps we could have some rumpy pumpy."

21/02/20 13:38:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

When they got their first television set, even the test card seemed exciting.

21/02/20 12:59:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9437Mr Dome

I'm going to change channels the same way I poke you up the bum

21/02/20 12:06:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

If you think she's excited now, just wait until she opens a packet of soap powder.

21/02/20 12:04:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

That aerial reminds me of your legs the other night Val.

21/02/20 12:03:09

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"When, 'Here, hold my beer...watch this', meant something different!"

03/03/20 17:42:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10565Neil Mackenzie

Harold Pye the son of the founder W.G Pye and Edward Appleton designed a new series of receivers. They fell out when Harold refused to rename the company Apple Pye.

21/02/20 17:08:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10565Neil Mackenzie

The TV license costs less than a couple of pints a week, but with the TV in a case you can have your beer knowing if the bastards come round they wonโ€™t be able to find the TV.

21/02/20 16:55:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1020Mark Wilson

Which one's Ant and which is Dec?

21/02/20 16:06:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8478Chris Keegan

Tony loved nothing more than a night in by the TV. Gary makes a real effort for him.

21/02/20 15:06:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

You won't find anything of color on that TV.

21/02/20 14:46:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

White and White Photography

21/02/20 14:31:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11552Vanessa the Guesser

"We really should stand up for the National Anthem."
"Sorry dear, I've had too much beer."

21/02/20 13:12:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

Sam, Sony and Delilah

21/02/20 12:27:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8478Chris Keegan

Tony appealed when found guilty for not having a TV licence, but he lost his case.

21/02/20 12:25:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21961Ian Skelding

"What make is it?"
"Phillips."
"I didn't ask you if you'd had any cosmetic surgery."

21/02/20 12:17:23

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ So give me coffee and T.V. ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ

21/02/20 12:14:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

John Logie Baird shows Mary Berry his new invention.

21/02/20 12:09:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

Scientists discover black and white television stimulates the grey matter part of the brain.

21/02/20 12:09:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9437Mr Dome

Next year they might have invented TV stands

21/02/20 12:08:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"Adjust the antenna, dear. My television's getting blurry."

21/02/20 12:02:59

 
stone face Vote score: 7493stone face

I remember the 1950's 'Gogglebox'...It was crap.

21/02/20 12:02:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Telesuppies

21/02/20 12:01:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 1681Molly R

Those tiny television sets used to drive us to drink.

21/02/20 12:00:52

 
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