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"Smile Dad!" "I wish you would just fuck off with that camera, Kenneth!"  (Nod 12:00:06)
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Mark England Vote score: 15837Mark England

"Smile Dad!"
"I wish you would just fuck off with that camera, Kenneth!"

(Nod 12:00:06)

18/02/20 12:23:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14063Dan Nicholls

Fourteen big macs and fries, a cheeseburger, 8 quarter pounders and a filet o fish for my husband.

18/02/20 12:01:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

Vanessa the Guesser is clearly delighted that she’s found true love through Caption Me, however it would seem Stone Face wasn’t expecting to see his wife as they drove off.

18/02/20 12:00:52

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Actually my wife does look that that. The same hair and the same gormless look. I just wish she looked more like the woman driving instead.. --stone face
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn enjoy a moment of privacy.

18/02/20 14:27:44

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Goldie Hawn and Oldie Yawn. --Troompa Loompa
stone face Vote score: 6751stone face

"No, your three point turn was fine as was your parking. Am failing you for your test because of that school bus that is on it's side. Oh look! It's on fire now."

18/02/20 13:10:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8634Mr Dome

What stars look like without make-up: Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford

18/02/20 12:31:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5949The Wolf

Holiday diary. Entry number 1. Our tour of Northern cities…

After an 8-hour drive, we arrived at our first stop, Hull, East Yorkshire. What an experience we had. After having lunch consisting of the local delicacy ‘Chips and Gravy’, we just sat in amazement as we watched people attempting to communicate although we couldn’t understand a word of what they were saying. A brief tour around the historic dockyards and it was time to leave. As we were leaving, we drove past a house with a banner outside saying, ‘Happy 30th Birthday…Grandad’.

18/02/20 12:02:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6805Stephen Bean

"Kenneth, if you want to try dogging, quit taking pictures and get in!"

18/02/20 12:00:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

Why won't you die, Brian Dennehy?!

18/02/20 16:04:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4511James Lennox

Mugger: Give me your wallet or I'll shoot you then rape your woman!

Husband: Ok, take it easy, here’s my wallet.

Wife: Now dear, let's not be hasty.

18/02/20 15:04:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5949The Wolf

That moment when you've left the curtains open and your Dad and Step Mum are parked outside and see you with your knob out, masturbating.

18/02/20 13:07:05

 
Dev B Vote score: 501Dev B

Me dad took this selfie on mum's birthday. After a lot of pestering he gave her the car to drive, of course with the condition that she would be very careful. She's so happy looking at the camera, driving at 90 miles/ hr, before she rear ended my bmw.

18/02/20 12:34:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think there's been any drive-ins in this area in some 30 odd years now."

18/02/20 12:25:27

 
Molly R Vote score: 1411Molly R

If he's a contractor, why has he expanded so much?

18/02/20 12:00:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5949The Wolf

“Is there a problem officer?”
“Yes. Could you please drive me to the Hospital? My vision has turned black and white and I can't work out the traffic lights”

18/02/20 12:00:15

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 168Madeline Charlton

"I'm sorry , Mr Davies , you have now just failed your driving test for the twelfth time . When I said turn right , I didn't mean into Mc Donald's drive thru !"

18/02/20 20:14:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9850Neil Mackenzie

Eileen smiled sweetly at the Juggernaut Driver who had kindly screeched to a halt as she had pulled out. Brian had just shit his self.

18/02/20 17:34:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7340Dave Bryan

''Mum, you've reversed over dad's golf clubs.''

18/02/20 15:47:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 457Mark Wilson

It's the only car space left, you run in and I'll put on my disabled face

18/02/20 14:43:19

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 457Mark Wilson

No sorry I don't know where the local dogging site is.

18/02/20 14:31:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

♫ Life in the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind

18/02/20 13:49:22

 
Rachel P Vote score: 628Rachel P

That moment you know the driver next to you is the same person your wife talks about in her sleep

18/02/20 13:11:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

"So nice to see you but now we must be off. We're late for something-or-anything-that-isn't-here-right-now."

18/02/20 13:04:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14063Dan Nicholls

She's been driving him mad for 27 years.

18/02/20 12:06:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Car Stare

18/02/20 12:02:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

Black and Fright

18/02/20 12:02:15

 
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