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John  Glover Vote score: 20582John Glover

"He's your pet, you clean his bloody teeth."

03/07/20 12:29:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

"Come on in, the water's lovely"

03/07/20 8:11:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

He was very placid and in control of himself until someone posted 'Superglue is always funny'. Then he just snapped.

03/07/20 8:29:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10696Neil Mackenzie

Caught him at the side of the road hitchhiking. He had a cardboard sign with Dundee on it.

03/07/20 18:07:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, I will not be seeing you later as I plan on leaving Florida for a while."

03/07/20 8:06:53

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Croco-while. --Willie Johnson
Sam Cass Vote score: 956Sam Cass

"Of course I ate her! What's love gator do with it?"

03/07/20 8:14:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6602Glyn Evans

"Those vandals have certainly stopped stealing garden gnomes and messing around with the water features since we got Gerald"

03/07/20 13:54:59

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1040Stephen Graham

When I bought the country cottage with 10 acres of marshland, I assumed I may have the odd frog in the garden.

03/07/20 8:34:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5552James Lennox

Where's Steve Irwin when you need him? Oh shit, sorry...

03/07/20 8:06:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

His last meal was a cute little puppy. If you do choose to caption this photo, please try to forget what I just told you.

03/07/20 8:00:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12078Vanessa the Guesser

"Six months later, I was presented with a lovely pair of shoes and a matching handbag."

03/07/20 8:00:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

Save 100% on car insurance.

03/07/20 14:17:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

Preywatch

03/07/20 8:12:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

jenuine leather

03/07/20 12:55:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8924Chris Keegan

I had a caption for this but it was a croc of sh*t so I didn't bother.

03/07/20 11:12:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

Quote "The prime minister has been accused of inventing an allegation that wildlife rules are holding back house-building"

Environmental groups now have their proof!

03/07/20 10:22:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

I am smiling, take the damn photo or I'm going to snap!

03/07/20 10:07:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

"Hey babe, my name's Alli-xander the Gator, but you can call me Al. See, I lost my job at the zoo because of lockdown so I could be your bodyguard."

03/07/20 9:43:52

 
David Robb Vote score: 29David Robb

What your garden will look like if you let someone from Gumtree take your lawnmower for a speedy repair.

03/07/20 9:32:26

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

"Wow, you must have great ultra-zoom on your camera"

"No mate, it's only a 35mm Fujifilm - Why?"

03/07/20 9:14:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

Croco-smile

03/07/20 8:46:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4011Stu Dent

Hurry up and take the photo.

K Man

03/07/20 8:32:21

 
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