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"Dad, you know were Call of Duty soldiers? Well, Ive got a Call of Nature."
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Vivvy En Vote score: 5004Vivvy En

"Dad, you know we're Call of Duty soldiers? Well, I've got a Call of Nature."

17/01/20 21:07:51

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Call of nature but not a call of doody. --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8117Chris Keegan

"Whatever you do don't tell him your name Spike"

17/01/20 20:00:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrijjy Doo

Bicycle Division reporting for duty!

17/01/20 22:41:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8509Mr Dome

Whats with the army references?? I don't see any soldiers

17/01/20 20:10:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

Be The Best: Join The Captioneers.

17/01/20 20:07:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4405James Lennox

"Sarge, this is a Kenneth Konica photo, we should ditch the camo and don crazy superhero outfits if we want to blend in with the environment."

17/01/20 20:36:57

 
stone face Vote score: 6600stone face

Lance Armystrong

17/01/20 20:03:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38718Welsh Rarebit

Shake spear in glove

17/01/20 20:00:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 403Mark Wilson

Captured by comic com. We're never gonna live this down with the rest of the squadron.

18/01/20 18:31:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Is the one on the right trying to look like a Major?

18/01/20 13:24:31

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... or J Major anyway. --Barrie Bullock
Mark Wilson Vote score: 403Mark Wilson

John Cena missing his wrestling career I see.

18/01/20 10:11:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19864John Glover

"I thought we were meant to be the spearhead Sir?"

18/01/20 10:06:31

 
Dev B Vote score: 489Dev B

Javelin Corps

18/01/20 10:03:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9800Neil Mackenzie

Troops on standby for 11pm 31st of January, as the country faces floods of tears from Remainers.

18/01/20 9:10:35

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

When a Universal Soldier gives a Vulcan salute to Buzz Lightyear, it's time for Dry January.

18/01/20 6:44:08

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I was worried about your gun until I read your badge, "embrace the cock!"

18/01/20 6:36:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrijjy Doo

Guns N' Roses turned out NOT to be an NRA meeting.

18/01/20 2:57:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

Trump ralley

18/01/20 0:52:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

UPS drivers during the holidays.

18/01/20 0:45:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5985Greg Curtis

"Why do you call me 'private'? I can never seem to get any time ALONE..."

17/01/20 23:29:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30592Tony Edwards

"Is that a gun in your pocket?....."

17/01/20 20:53:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10224Vanessa the Guesser

"So what's the plan, we all put our khakis in a dish?"

17/01/20 20:15:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5985Greg Curtis

"Okay, sorry I snapped...but why do you INSIST on wearing THE FOREST camo?"

17/01/20 23:00:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 1393Molly R

Tryin' to salute ya, alien, but some dude stuck his spear through my bicep.

17/01/20 21:34:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 983Willie Johnson

Space force ready for action sir!

17/01/20 21:21:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19864John Glover

"Son you're needed in that unit over there."
Simon didn't go though. He knew what Reggie meant.

17/01/20 21:04:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21275Ian Skelding

"Oooh get her, whoops, I've got your number .... "

17/01/20 20:48:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

If you smile, the camo fails, son!

17/01/20 20:45:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14000Dan Nicholls

I just had a dream that a young Gary Lineker and Matt Damon starred in an awful film called Saving Private Brian.

17/01/20 20:39:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6515Stephen Bean

Some people like to dress up in their spear time.

17/01/20 20:37:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21275Ian Skelding

"Glass of beer up two, three ..... "

17/01/20 20:31:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6074Glyn Evans

"Are you the good conscience?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Are you the bad conscience?"
"Yes, sir!"

17/01/20 20:31:20

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 164Madeline Charlton

Blimey! UPS delivery drivers really have a problem with being seen out in public , camouflage uniform is now standard issue.

17/01/20 20:19:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8509Mr Dome

What's your regiment?
Two's company

17/01/20 20:14:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8509Mr Dome

I bet he has a well trodden Kyber Pass

17/01/20 20:11:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30592Tony Edwards

"They do like it up 'em!"

17/01/20 20:10:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

''Army Dreamers''

17/01/20 20:04:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 551Rachel P

Joint Chiefs of Staff

17/01/20 20:01:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6182Hercules Rockefeller

"Those brave lads certainly got spear it."

17/01/20 20:01:28

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2816GeeDee

From the look on his face he's not embraced the suck at all

17/01/20 20:00:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38718Welsh Rarebit

Boys and Arrows

17/01/20 20:00:05

 
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