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As Chester zoo reopens, staff discover a giraffe has penetrated the bearded dragon enclosure with amazing results.
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Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

As Chester zoo reopens, staff discover a giraffe has penetrated the bearded dragon enclosure with amazing results.

Sun 8:04:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

"Here we have a picture of my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother" said the giraffe.

Sun 8:17:53

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Great caption.  --Karen Oakenfull
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, God. Here he comes screaming 'Yabba Dabba Doo!' again."

Sun 8:01:20

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"Is that smog I can see?"

"Close, but his name is Smaug."

Sun 8:21:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''Tell St George the dragon is getting tired of waiting.''

''He'll be back in a minute. Said something about changing his underpants.''

Sun 8:06:26

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Scientist are convinced this is the first cirrus photo of the Loch Ness Monster.

Sun 8:01:44

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Shirley you can't be cirrus. --James Lennox
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"Lockdown is over! I think I'll go outside and ... never mind, I'll just stay inside a while longer."

Sun 9:11:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

So that was the mysterious egg at the bottom of the garden we left during lockdown!!

Sun 9:35:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"How's the weather up there?"
"You'll find out after it comes out my rear end in a few minutes."

Sun 9:24:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11450Mr Dome

Chinese police were urging people to stay away from the rare dragon saying large clouds had gathered

Sun 8:45:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

It is still years until man steps foot on this land but can Prehistoric World survive until covid restrictions allows visitors again

Sun 9:01:52

 

At the end of the Game Of Thrones sarga, the dragon was fired.

Mon 0:57:58

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Bert was glad his pal Brian Brontosaurus had talked him into getting a mowhawk at the barbers....

Sun 12:52:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11708Neil Mackenzie

All they keep going on about is global cooling,

Sun 10:02:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Dinosoar

Sun 9:52:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Dave thought he saw a dinosaur but it was just cataracts clouding his vision.

Sun 9:45:09

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Scientist think they have finally found the reason for the extinction of the dinosaur.
Cavemen's overproduction of mashed potato, blocked out the sun.

Sun 9:10:46

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

It’s always me who has to stick my neck out on these Teams meetings.

Sun 8:42:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Rod Hull will you put your new puppet down and get on that roof to sort the tv aerial.

Sun 8:30:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

Why the long neck?

Sun 8:23:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Wow,you don't see that very often, a beautifully structured example of a Stratocumulus formation."

Sun 8:11:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

Puff the Magic Dragon's been puffing again.

Sun 8:10:00

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

Loch Ness lose their main tourist attraction after Medusa pays a visit.

Sun 8:02:52

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James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

"Whoa, sorry everbody. Mega-beans for lunch."

Sun 8:01:29

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

He always had his head in the clouds, but he never saw the meteorite coming.

Sun 8:01:07

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