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mike robb Vote score: 574mike robb

Sitting on defense.

02/01/20 12:21:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15086Dan Nicholls

And the winner of 'Worst Indie Album Cover of 1997 is...'

02/01/20 12:06:27

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The Unhappy Mondays? --Mr Dome
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10721Stephen Bean

A boom with a view

02/01/20 12:00:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1837Molly R

"Makes you feel kinda small, doesn't it?

02/01/20 12:01:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10721Stephen Bean

Former choir boys suddenly recall this wasn't the first time they'd felt a cannon on their arse.

02/01/20 12:00:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20681John Glover

"OK, there's no one around. If you recon we can get it in the van, I know of a scrap yard that will take it."

02/01/20 12:39:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

So, I'm a happily married heterosexual Male with 2 kids and I woke up to find myself sat on a Cannon with a bloke called Dave that I apparently met on Grindr. Happy new year. That's one of my new year's resolutions blown already. Damn you Tequila...

02/01/20 12:19:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1988Rachel P

Pricks & mortar

02/01/20 14:41:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32039Tony Edwards

Cher fans

02/01/20 12:44:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

Sonic Boom

'There's a hedgehog behind the cannon'

02/01/20 12:39:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4762Karyn Harrison

🎵 Sittin' on the cock of the bay

02/01/20 12:13:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10170Dave Bryan

This photo is so difficult to caption I have decided to keep my powder dry until 8.00 pm and then have a shot at something.

02/01/20 12:12:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15086Dan Nicholls

Remember, we're looking for Gulliver's bottle stop.

02/01/20 12:09:55

 
stone face Vote score: 7750stone face

Ordnance survey.

02/01/20 12:00:31

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 985Sam Cass

May the Fort be with you.

02/01/20 16:04:23

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4502Lucky Elperro

Mick and Dave were particularly proud of their Yorkshire terrier Eddie who they had taught how to take a photo.

02/01/20 13:14:48

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Force 2 from never home

02/01/20 12:14:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12412Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry I didn't get you anything for Christmas."
"Never mind, it's the fort that counts."

02/01/20 12:05:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4762Karyn Harrison

"These Henry Moore benches are bloody uncomfortable!"

02/01/20 12:03:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

You can with a cannon...

02/01/20 12:01:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8990Chris Keegan

Canon and Ball

02/01/20 12:00:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Between a rock and a hard shaft.

03/01/20 18:59:48

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1578Mark Wilson

Kazakhstan unveil 1st mission to moon attempt

03/01/20 0:21:35

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

The three finalists in the rusty balls competition.

02/01/20 22:20:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10770Neil Mackenzie

I got this grape shot with my canon.

02/01/20 19:40:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10770Neil Mackenzie

Top Gun.

02/01/20 17:28:36

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 985Sam Cass

Icannonic capture.

02/01/20 15:54:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8990Chris Keegan

The Homo Guard

02/01/20 15:05:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1988Rachel P

Brokeback Mountain Bombshell

02/01/20 14:30:13

 
mike robb Vote score: 574mike robb

Can-on-off relationships work?

02/01/20 13:55:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2420Scrijjy Doo

So the rumors are true.

02/01/20 13:54:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6156Greg Curtis

"Beautiful scenery...Mind if I grab your Canon?..."

02/01/20 13:43:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2420Scrijjy Doo

They "hung" around for hours.

02/01/20 13:35:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6156Greg Curtis

"Y'ever, y'know, wonder what it would be like...to well, y'know..."

02/01/20 13:35:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6156Greg Curtis

Watching for Seamen

02/01/20 13:29:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6156Greg Curtis

"Something I love about you, but I can't put my finger on it."

02/01/20 13:23:10

 
stone face Vote score: 7750stone face

lads of good calibre

02/01/20 13:10:21

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Tom and Dick were 'resting in peace' when the cannon exploded

02/01/20 13:05:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32039Tony Edwards

They think they are a couple of big shots.

02/01/20 12:36:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Personally, I think that big ones are more of an encumbrance."

02/01/20 12:23:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9858Mr Dome

Scrutiny held over Brighton's sea defence corp

02/01/20 12:22:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4218Stu Dent

The guns of Nev & Ron

02/01/20 12:21:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32039Tony Edwards

Firing blanks

02/01/20 12:16:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10170Dave Bryan

''I feel so bad at the moment. Everything is getting me down.''

''Please stop unloading on me.''

02/01/20 12:14:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15086Dan Nicholls

The sentence that preceded the awkward silence:
"Is that a..."
"No, I'm just pleased to see you."

02/01/20 12:08:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10721Stephen Bean

Some men find it hard to talk about projectile dysfunction.

02/01/20 12:02:51

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

...What's long, hard and covered in seamen?

...You have a dirty mind, I admire that!

02/01/20 12:02:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4218Stu Dent

Photo shoot

02/01/20 12:01:40

 
stone face Vote score: 7750stone face

Come to Angelsey, there's mortar to do than you think.

02/01/20 12:01:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12412Vanessa the Guesser

Usain Bolt loves photobombing holiday snaps.

02/01/20 12:00:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"So, did you bang her last night?"

02/01/20 12:00:11

 
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