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"How come theyre still in the window? Its february for Christs sake."  "Apparently theres no get out claus."
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stone face Vote score: 7631stone face

"How come they're still in the window? It's february for Christ's sake."

"Apparently there's no get out claus."

06/02/20 8:14:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

It's my first time in Amsterdam...

06/02/20 8:50:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9912Stephen Bean

"Christmas is over you dummies!"

06/02/20 8:21:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11956Vanessa the Guesser

"I wish you'd shave off that stupid beard."
"I can't help it, I'm menopausal."

06/02/20 8:14:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2231Scrijjy Doo

Surprise! Mrs. Claus has a dick in a box!

06/02/20 14:49:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

The Bible doesn't really mention it, but Jesus and Mary Magdalene loved fancy dress parties.

06/02/20 8:56:46

 
kyle L kyle L

"This is not how I thought my midlife crisis would go"

06/02/20 17:09:14

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Sugar Father Santa

06/02/20 9:43:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31745Tony Edwards

Yule Been Framed!

06/02/20 9:35:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

"Goddamn it, look at that! Three billion presents to deliver and bloody Rudolf's rutting the elves again."

06/02/20 8:33:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

Hey, it's the 21st century, so it's no surprise that Santa's been on a Keto diet and the head Elf's had a sex change and shit loads of work done.

06/02/20 8:18:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Being a dummy takes great presents of mind.

06/02/20 8:15:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9534Dave Bryan

''It's time I got stuck up the chimney.''

''No f-cking chance.''

06/02/20 8:13:46

 
stone face Vote score: 7631stone face

Topical..

06/02/20 8:10:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9534Dave Bryan

''We work well as a team. I deliver the presents and she takes them back to the shop to get the refund.''

06/02/20 8:06:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6701Hercules Rockefeller

"You know, I'm getting really sick of you asking me to empty your sack."

06/02/20 8:03:38

 
Dot Old Vote score: 965Dot Old

Barbie and Ken just can't let go of Christmas.

06/02/20 9:14:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

Look everyone, they are disguised as Mr and Mrs Santa Claus, but they are still just f*cking mannequins

06/02/20 8:59:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8806Chris Keegan

Good old DFS. Apparently, if I order a sofa today I'm guaranteed delivery before Christmas.

06/02/20 8:53:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10663Neil Mackenzie

With global warming Santa was seen in Sellfridges.

06/02/20 8:52:53

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1721Rachel P

Due to the white heterosexual couple on display, Snowflakes are unsettled.

06/02/20 8:51:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14902Dan Nicholls

"What do you to on the other 364 days babe?"

06/02/20 8:25:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9912Stephen Bean

Santa Claus and Santa Fay

06/02/20 8:15:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9534Dave Bryan

''I'm Santa Claus.''
''No, I'm Santa Claus.''
''No, I'm Santa Claus.''
''No, I'm Santa Claus.''
''No, I'm Santa Claus.''

06/02/20 8:10:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9912Stephen Bean

Santa's pulled a cracker.

06/02/20 8:05:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

Looks like Santa gave Mrs. Claus a box full of "OH ... OH ... OH" for Christmas.

06/02/20 8:01:03

 
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