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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6702Hercules Rockefeller

"Didn't I always tell you that smoking that stuff would rot your brain?"

04/02/20 20:27:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8806Chris Keegan

"Hey, welcome, have you ever been to a Harvester before?"

04/02/20 20:01:19

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Chlorinated chicken did me no harm ,says President Trump.

04/02/20 20:43:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9913Stephen Bean

"Maybe you shouldn't come to parents evening next time Dad."

04/02/20 20:00:36

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 507Charles Gilbert

The dead abide.

04/02/20 20:00:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

The Big Zombowski

04/02/20 20:00:07

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

Dude, Where's My Scar?

04/02/20 20:31:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1721Rachel P

♪ Everyday I’m Shuffling ♪

04/02/20 20:15:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3398Crunchy Chords
"Didnt I always tell you that smoking that stuff would rot your brain?"

04/02/20 20:00:44

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5716C CaMel

Arnie reprises role in sequel to The Running Man.

04/02/20 23:04:38

 
stone face Vote score: 7631stone face

"Where's the demonstration and who does that sign belong too?"

"Hall, the young dude's."

04/02/20 22:09:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

"Ok, call security, the guy in the green hat is acting a bit strange"

04/02/20 20:28:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

There are some things you just don't do when it's Court day to get custody of the kids...

04/02/20 20:25:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Careful man, there's a haemorrhage here!"

04/02/20 20:12:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

Being a taxi driver at the airport was a sh*t job. Especially when the person you're collecting doesn't give you any specific details and then some random person decides to mock your eczema and take a photograph.

04/02/20 20:04:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3398Crunchy Chords

"Shut the f*ck up, Zombie."

04/02/20 20:03:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10663Neil Mackenzie

Remainers get a life, we have left the EU.

05/02/20 6:49:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6122Greg Curtis

"When death is your only option, picket."

04/02/20 23:37:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1226Mark Wilson

My Ribena leaked everywhere

04/02/20 23:00:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14902Dan Nicholls

Local man denies torrid affair with Ribena Berry.

04/02/20 22:55:19

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1721Rachel P

“Zombie Apocalypse? It’s just a walk in the park!”

04/02/20 22:05:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

The years have not been kind to Nellie Oleson

04/02/20 21:37:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1226Mark Wilson

He's only walking now due to his painful joggers nipple.

04/02/20 21:24:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1226Mark Wilson

What a dudebeat!

04/02/20 21:21:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

It doesn't matter whether you're dead or alive, all men love to grab a nice tit.

04/02/20 21:05:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1721Rachel P

Missionary position

04/02/20 20:59:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

Ibiza Rocks

04/02/20 20:44:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20534John Glover

"Hey, Liz, hey, don't run away, it's Brian, you remember me, surely you do, I was your first boy friend. Liz...Liz.... don't run...

04/02/20 20:41:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

"Jinkies! Quick, out the back door Scooby!"

04/02/20 20:38:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2231Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ Jeff Bridges falling down, falling down, falling down. ♫ ♬

04/02/20 20:35:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1226Mark Wilson

I prefer, Dawn of the Dude or Return of the Living Dude personally mate.

04/02/20 20:33:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2231Scrijjy Doo

Pot: Not even once.

04/02/20 20:31:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11956Vanessa the Guesser

Somebody's been drinking the five finger death punch.

04/02/20 20:31:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"This putrescence will not stand, man."

04/02/20 20:20:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3398Crunchy Chords

Detective Peter Boyd returns for a special cold case: "Walking the Dude".

04/02/20 20:13:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22180Ian Skelding

Silly Connolly

04/02/20 20:10:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9534Dave Bryan

The Sleep Walking Dude

04/02/20 20:07:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8806Chris Keegan

Match.com, be afraid, very afraid.

04/02/20 20:06:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3964Stu Dent

Dead man walking

04/02/20 20:02:07

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3398Crunchy Chords

"Is this your homework, scary?"

04/02/20 20:02:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 507Charles Gilbert

"Yeah, well that's just like your opinion man."

04/02/20 20:01:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Dude looks like a laddie... 🎵

04/02/20 20:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8806Chris Keegan

Just another bloody idiot using the excuse of dyslexia for being a bloody idiot.

04/02/20 20:00:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3398Crunchy Chords

The Dead Lebowski

04/02/20 20:00:05

 
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