...please refrain from stabbing them with a severed lobster claw. They don't like it.

27/11/19 12:08:35

...only on Sundaes

27/11/19 12:00:04

"Yes sir, you are in the right place. The vasectomy clinic is on the first floor."

27/11/19 12:01:07

Looking down on the unemployed.

27/11/19 12:03:54

This warning apliers to everyone

27/11/19 12:21:51

Beware of workmen dropping their nuts in your face.

27/11/19 12:10:00

Watch for falling rocks.

27/11/19 15:58:19

Shirkers watching below.

27/11/19 14:07:50

Would you like your bush trimmed miss?

27/11/19 12:56:23

Ice cream scoops are dangerous, m'kay...

01/12/19 22:59:58

Must be fixing the roof.....garden.

28/11/19 9:55:36

Nobody said getting rid of hemorrhoids was easy, or painless.

28/11/19 4:19:59

A few limbs were cut off by mistake.

27/11/19 20:40:35

Caption Me find devious ways to get around the Cat overload picture ratio, with this cunning se CAT eur image.

27/11/19 20:39:24

You can see them, if you crane your neck.

27/11/19 16:52:04

''They've just gone on strike, so watch out for flying pickets.''

27/11/19 16:46:27

The Lord has sent us a sign!

27/11/19 15:55:23

...and throwing tools at them can cause serious injury

27/11/19 14:59:29

Pilot scheme ?

27/11/19 13:52:12

🎶 I got 99 problems but the flake ain't one

(Nod to 12:00:15)

27/11/19 13:46:20

Olympic flame repairs under way

27/11/19 12:40:10

Archery lessons can continue, but please make sure to clip your arrows first.

27/11/19 12:30:15

Up the workers!

27/11/19 12:17:01

Caution: Bollocks scraping works ahead

27/11/19 12:14:58

"Careful, I hear there's a Rocky Road up ahead."

27/11/19 12:13:55

Plant higher

27/11/19 12:04:47

"Please toss fallen child labourers back up."

27/11/19 12:02:12

Only Shockolate icecream available today

27/11/19 12:00:26

WARNING: 99 Volts!

27/11/19 12:00:15