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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

"No darling, what I actually said was please add garlic to the shank"

01/11/19 21:22:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

Goldfish: "Oooh a Dalek". Seven seconds later, "Oooh, a Dalek."

01/11/19 20:03:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"Don't worry lads, I'll call Patrick Trout-on"

01/11/19 23:38:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4691The Wolf

"Alright Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave and Dave?"

"Yeah, we're alright, but why is there a f*cking Dalek in our house?"

01/11/19 21:14:17

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 71Jack Joyce

Is it safe? I don't know, they only warned us about the hook and the worm

02/11/19 9:30:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

As far as Doctor Who monster effects go, these giant flying goldfish aren't bad.

01/11/19 20:21:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

If your pump is blocked who you gonna call?
Dalek plumber will soon exterminate blockages with his plunger.

02/11/19 7:03:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

🎵 This is the Dalek of the edge of aquariums 🎵

01/11/19 22:01:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19544John Glover

"Don't forget, if he asks, you haven't seen the doctor."
"Dr, who?"

01/11/19 21:03:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"Well that was easy lads. I told you they couldn't hold their breath for long."

01/11/19 20:30:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Even a tank can't stop a dalek.

01/11/19 20:02:23

 
sarah solway Vote score: 32sarah solway

"Bring me the Doctorrrrr, ....on second thought make that a vet!"

02/11/19 8:25:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

Things weren't the same after he got tanked. Now all he does is drink like a fish.

02/11/19 4:42:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

The difficulty with ridding the world of fish is you also have to destroy all their roe - EGGSTERMINATE! EGGSTERMINATE!

(Oh God, I hate myself)

01/11/19 20:27:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

Gulliver's dropped his thimble in the tank again.

01/11/19 20:22:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"EXTERFINATE!!"

01/11/19 20:18:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

Ending Nemo

01/11/19 20:12:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"Brigadier, I said try poison not poisson…"

01/11/19 20:11:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30128Tony Edwards

"ELECTROCUTE!"

01/11/19 20:11:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

“EXTERMINATE!”... It was a case of Koitus interruptus

01/11/19 20:09:41

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 831Carey Sutton

Dr who put a Dalek in the waiting room fish tank?

03/11/19 17:37:44

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

Too cruel for school

03/11/19 16:10:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

Science Fishin'

02/11/19 0:49:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

Dave the Dalek remembers his mates yelling "Intoxicate! Intoxicate!" then he got tanked.

01/11/19 22:25:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

You and your bloody Doctor Who obsession - it's a real a poisson killer

(Belated nod to 20:11:58)

01/11/19 21:38:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

The Daleks: December, 1963 - February, 1964. Rust in peace.

01/11/19 20:44:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

"Where's that bloomin' net when you need it?"

01/11/19 20:40:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate....''

''What is he saying?''
''I don't know. He's from Newcastle. I can't understand his dalek.''

01/11/19 20:36:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

"EXTERMINATE all inferior aquatic lifeforms!... Oh, why bother, most of them will be extinct in twenty years."

01/11/19 20:16:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

The Doctor Who cast

01/11/19 20:15:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"Oh no, we've been koi-ptured."

01/11/19 20:15:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

I do love the new aquarium at the local Dalekatessen store.

01/11/19 20:00:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

"EVACUATE! EVACUATE!"

01/11/19 20:00:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

Carp-e dome

01/11/19 20:00:08

 
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