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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''Are you The Laughing Cow?''

''Not after reading these f-cking captions.''

01/11/19 8:25:48

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Oh dairy me.. --stone face
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

Some of these puns are the worst I have heifer herd.

01/11/19 8:08:24

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I bull-ieve you but some are not calf bad. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

I wish Caption.Me would stop using stock photos.

01/11/19 9:02:14

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James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

If a genie grants you a wish, make sure you are very specific: "I wish I had ten naked females with high arses and big tits" didn't pan out too well for me.

01/11/19 8:17:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"Let's see if it's true. Give Christian Benteke a banjo and see if he can hit one"

01/11/19 8:03:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

Don’t you just hate it when you’re a fat cow with small tits and you see a skinny cow with big tits.

01/11/19 17:09:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

I'm having trouble counting these cows. Maybe I need a cowculator.

01/11/19 15:18:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

Haven't we seen enough pictures of Kim Kardashian?

01/11/19 12:35:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30128Tony Edwards

Bum steer

01/11/19 8:55:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

Out on the farm is a good place where
You'll get a whiff of cow dairy air
But inside the crowd
Leaves you totally cowed
All you smell is the cow derriere.

02/11/19 5:15:43

 
sarah solway Vote score: 32sarah solway

"The cattle are lowing the baby awakes........
"Ffs,shut up its only November!"

02/11/19 0:27:12

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 466Generic RedHead

Dairy-ère

01/11/19 17:13:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

"Darling I hope you don't mind I've replaced the portrait of your mother in the living room."

01/11/19 13:48:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

"My vet's Rolex is not to be sniffed at."

01/11/19 12:21:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Cattle under a hot tin roof

01/11/19 12:18:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"Are you sure you've ordered the right film dear? The cover says 'Drilling Miss Daisy'."

01/11/19 11:32:54

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 831Carey Sutton

Blurred lines

01/11/19 11:05:21

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... of bovines:^) --Crunchy Chords
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

"Get your tits out for the bulls!"

01/11/19 10:23:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

I don't much like the smell of that cow dairy-air.

01/11/19 10:04:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

Is anyone else wondering how that cow in the front could even walk?

01/11/19 10:04:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

Cow farting emissions add to climate change. So when humans fart, are we actively contributing to global warming too? If this is so, should we seek to reduce human farting emissions by 2030? Surely then, should we outlaw fart jokes and ensure our diets limit our farting capacity? Who would have thought that we are potentially destroying ourselves through farting. This is a sad day for farting.

01/11/19 10:02:00

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Which famous heavyweight boxer, was notorious for always burping and farting, all through his fights?.....Gaseous Clay.. --stone face
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

Rumpole of the Dairy

01/11/19 9:47:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

It's good to see my bank has a sense of humour, but when they text me this photo it would suggest I have over spent this month.

01/11/19 9:28:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"When are we gonna get milked? I bet that bloody moo-maid's got pissed again."

01/11/19 9:17:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"It's not easy being a bull but someone's got to do it. Now, which one shall I inseminate first? Eeny, meany, miny, moo..."

01/11/19 9:01:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

How did your audition for the pantomime go love?

01/11/19 8:56:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''The farmer can get as many as 30 cows in the shed at any one time.''

''No bull?''

01/11/19 8:39:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

Let's settle this one; trickle teat.

01/11/19 8:15:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''Get your hand off my udder, Humphrey.''

01/11/19 8:15:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Tick or teat?

01/11/19 8:07:36

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

Tits and bums

01/11/19 8:03:00

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

I was hoping to get a shot of the whole herd, but my camera kept friesian.

01/11/19 8:02:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

I'm glad the photo is jenuine and not fake moos.

01/11/19 8:01:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''It's easy. Put your fingers round the teat and gently squirt the milk into the bucket. Please don't bottle it.''

01/11/19 8:48:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

Cow beauty pageants don't have evening wear or swimwear categories, but they do award points for biggest udder and cleanest arsehole.

01/11/19 8:34:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

"Nice teats."
"Stop trying to butter me up."

01/11/19 8:34:11

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5143Paul Reeve

“Heads missing tick, blurry tick, I do apologise the wife must of taken this picture.”

01/11/19 8:27:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

These days modern cows wishing to pursue a career are taking boeuf control.

01/11/19 8:19:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

Happy moo rear!

01/11/19 8:16:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5930Hercules Rockefeller

Their milkshakes bring all the boys to the farm.

01/11/19 8:03:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

I'm udderly sick of puns.

01/11/19 8:00:23

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What's your beef? --stone face
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

Trick or teat?

01/11/19 8:00:06

 
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