Alas, poor Yorick never dreamt his wife would fill his head with so much crap even after he died.

31/10/19 23:20:39

A bit of a head case.

31/10/19 20:29:37

The Clutch of Death

31/10/19 21:09:54

I told her it's easy to steal a bowling ball, but she just can't seem to get it into her thick skull.

31/10/19 20:05:44

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

31/10/19 20:10:49

"Wow, how stylish!"
"Thanks, it belonged to my nan."
"Oh my God!"

31/10/19 20:04:05

"I told you....if you ever lay your hands on my tits again..."

31/10/19 20:01:45

On Special offer in the Back to Skull sale.

31/10/19 20:05:30

It's a Michael Korpse

31/10/19 20:00:15

I prefer a shoulder bag.

31/10/19 20:00:09

"Well of course its a shoulder bag, where else would you place your head"

01/11/19 6:28:27

Mind your head when removing cabin baggage from overhead lockers

31/10/19 23:22:11

No Becki - I told you to buy a school bag! A bag for bloody school!

31/10/19 22:22:46

Handle with scare.

31/10/19 21:05:10

He died of the Great Plague and his children are carriers.

31/10/19 20:32:42

Lady Cadaver

31/10/19 20:21:20

And in his spare time, Death enjoys bondage and discipline.

31/10/19 20:05:52

Harmani

31/10/19 20:00:20

The Devil Wears Prada

31/10/19 20:00:05

She has to crack open a skull every time she needs to get something.

01/11/19 11:24:32

Yes Madam you’re looking at the man bag, it looks good but you can only put one item in at any one time. If you buy the pink lady bag it can carry umpteen items.

01/11/19 6:33:51

"This could be a whole new look for me."

01/11/19 3:02:13

This was once a whole purson guys.

01/11/19 3:01:22

Kors of Death?

31/10/19 22:55:12

I told you I wasn't feeling well.

31/10/19 22:27:59

It's where I keep my bright ideas

31/10/19 22:08:53

Handbags by Ded Baker.

31/10/19 21:56:10

Handbag trends are changing. It's time to get ahead.

31/10/19 21:32:21

It is my ex-husband. It always was a massive empty space anyway

31/10/19 21:17:18

Seriously, would any body be seen dead with this?

31/10/19 20:46:26

"Ok, you caught me trying to steal a human skull. But how did you know I had it?"

31/10/19 20:43:23

The owner was also a bag of bones.

31/10/19 20:31:09

The Legend of Zippy Hollow

31/10/19 20:11:23

"Cough up Sarah, it's your round!"

31/10/19 20:01:34

Available with matching skull cap and bum bag.

31/10/19 20:00:51

"When we found him he was nothing but a bag of bones."

31/10/19 20:00:44

I've got two matching handbags from the same source.

31/10/19 20:00:23

Ideal accessory for headbutting someone who tries to steal your handbag.

31/10/19 20:00:09

Halloween's not really my bag.

31/10/19 20:00:09

These Halloween photos have gone to Hell in a handbag.

31/10/19 20:00:06