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James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

She's a bit tall and bald, but I'd have her.

28/10/19 12:07:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

"I'll give you a banana when you finish writing that complete works of Shakespeare."

28/10/19 12:15:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

Capuchin.me

28/10/19 12:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37329Welsh Rarebit

Janet of the Apes

28/10/19 12:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

MILF - Monkeys I'd Like to Feed

28/10/19 12:08:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5900Hercules Rockefeller

Monkey Wench

28/10/19 12:04:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9508Neil Mackenzie

You can have a banana but you’re not playing with my melons.

28/10/19 12:57:53

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3884Lucky Elperro

The new pool lifeguard at the Houses of Parliament was proving very popular amongst MPs.

28/10/19 15:19:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3884Lucky Elperro

It was a little known fact that in the 1970's at the weekends, David Attenborough was actually called Sheila.

28/10/19 15:18:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

"Is this a primate party or can anyone join in?"

28/10/19 12:46:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5716Greg Curtis

"This IS a banana AND I'm happy to see you."

28/10/19 12:04:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1269Scrijjy Doo

They stripped her carcass clean to the bone in less than a minute.

28/10/19 14:11:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

Forbidden fruit

28/10/19 13:13:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

Brine chimps

28/10/19 12:24:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37329Welsh Rarebit

"Do you want to see macaque?"

28/10/19 12:00:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

Sea-Monkeys

28/10/19 12:00:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 827Carey Sutton

I think she is a camel she has two humps and a toe

28/10/19 20:31:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

"What do you mean you are not human? Are you at least African?" Madonna pouted at her newly adopted brood.

28/10/19 16:22:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

Rock of Gibraltar suffers a remarkably high tide.

28/10/19 15:05:31

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 54Jack Joyce

Who were you expecting, Minions! Your bananas lady

28/10/19 14:43:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

Fruit de mer

28/10/19 12:28:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13335Dan Nicholls

At the copa, copa banana...

28/10/19 12:08:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 15600Mark England

"OOH OOH AHH AHH....the water's freezing"

28/10/19 12:05:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

In an effort to attract more punters London Zoo keepers are given new uniforms.

28/10/19 12:00:23

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 54Jack Joyce

Monkeys shocked to learn Tripitaka is a woman

05/11/19 12:16:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19521John Glover

"No, I said three bananas for two car ariels."

28/10/19 23:31:59

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

"No , you daft apath. I'm not after your monkey nuts!"

28/10/19 21:57:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9319Vanessa the Guesser

Paula Radcliffe gets a job at Chester Zoo.

28/10/19 17:35:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

"So, who fancies a banana milkshake?"

28/10/19 17:01:18

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

When Hairies met Sally.

28/10/19 16:24:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 15600Mark England

"Right class. Who needs arm bands?"

28/10/19 14:46:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19521John Glover

"No, I don't want my pubes cleaned today thank you."

28/10/19 13:13:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

Cap-urchins

28/10/19 13:10:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

- please sir, can I have some more..
- eh?? I said 'i do love her tits'

28/10/19 12:22:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

Ta-marine monkeys

28/10/19 12:10:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

Nana time

28/10/19 12:08:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5732Dave Bryan

'Too Much Monkey Business'

28/10/19 12:02:39

 
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