So if this is Anon's funeral, in typical Anon fashion, Anon's body isn't at the funeral so that Anon can remain Anon. Anon might expect somebody at the funeral to prize open the coffin to find out who Anon is. That is unless all the other mourners (pending) are all Anons and would be using this as a ploy to out the dead Anon so that they can keep their Anon cover. "Aha!" they would say "The mystery has been solved. You see, Anon is Anon which proves that I am not Anon". If several of the mourners did this however, it might lead to some speculation whether Anon was really dead or embodied as part of an Anon group depending on whether these Anons were in fact working together or lone Anons. Confusion would follow as is always the case with Anons. Before this Anon business gets out of hand (or has it?) - maybe it's about time that an Anonymous Anonymous self help group was set up, where all Anons could discuss with other Anons about all their Anon problems. Maybe I should throw this out to Anons everywhere to get their opinion on this very pressing Anon issue if it in fact a pressing Anon issue?
Hold on, I've just thought - maybe I'm an Anon and this is simply a cunning ploy to pretend that I'm not an Anon? - I'm now very confused but there's nothing new there.
It's kind of like a Schrodinger's captioneer. If someone were to pry open the coffin to find out who is in it, the dead person wouldn't be anon any more. (Unless nobody recognized him/her.)
Glyn your in depth analysis should become required reading for anyone studying the ascendance of Anons to where they stand today, wherever that may be...
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No one knew where it was.
3:16pm
You would think the other Anons would turn up at least. After all, they all live in anonymity.
6:12pm
How do you know they didn't turn up?
6:57pm
Thank you Anon. Was that post you in disguise? Do you Anons have your own cemetary? Must be kind of hard to tell you apart I guess.
7:30pm
So if this is Anon's funeral, in typical Anon fashion, Anon's body isn't at the funeral so that Anon can remain Anon. Anon might expect somebody at the funeral to prize open the coffin to find out who Anon is. That is unless all the other mourners (pending) are all Anons and would be using this as a ploy to out the dead Anon so that they can keep their Anon cover. "Aha!" they would say "The mystery has been solved. You see, Anon is Anon which proves that I am not Anon". If several of the mourners did this however, it might lead to some speculation whether Anon was really dead or embodied as part of an Anon group depending on whether these Anons were in fact working together or lone Anons. Confusion would follow as is always the case with Anons. Before this Anon business gets out of hand (or has it?) - maybe it's about time that an Anonymous Anonymous self help group was set up, where all Anons could discuss with other Anons about all their Anon problems. Maybe I should throw this out to Anons everywhere to get their opinion on this very pressing Anon issue if it in fact a pressing Anon issue?
3:16am
Hold on, I've just thought - maybe I'm an Anon and this is simply a cunning ploy to pretend that I'm not an Anon? - I'm now very confused but there's nothing new there.
3:23am
It's kind of like a Schrodinger's captioneer.
If someone were to pry open the coffin to find out who is in it, the dead person wouldn't be anon any more. (Unless nobody recognized him/her.)
9:14am
Good point Willie, so Schrodingers Anon is both Anon and not Anon at the same time. Perhaps we are all Schrodinger Anons...
8:03am
Glyn your in depth analysis should become required reading for anyone studying the ascendance of Anons to where they stand today, wherever that may be...
8:11am