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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

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04/10/19 8:00:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

They warned us AI would take over the world, but when my smartphone became fully sentient it just decided to get its charging port pierced.

04/10/19 8:24:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Immobile phone

04/10/19 8:00:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

'...and to disarm your attacker, simply download the Mace app and then bludgeon the f*cker.'

04/10/19 10:48:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

"That's right, it's going in the river unless you do your homework."

04/10/19 8:51:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

Cell phone

04/10/19 8:00:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Call and chain

04/10/19 8:00:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

It's on 5kG

04/10/19 8:41:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"Yes, but these are different- to further dispirit the enemy, our cannonballs send badly-spelled tweets, endless selfies and tedious Facebook hiatus announcements."

04/10/19 10:53:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

This was after my wife caught me with a laptop dancer.

04/10/19 8:33:38

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

I tell you, Vodafone are really serious about keeping you tied to their contract.

04/10/19 8:22:30

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5028Paul Reeve

The new Spurs phone plan.
When not only your team takes a hammering, but so does your data too.

04/10/19 8:34:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5608Glyn Evans

Game of Phones

04/10/19 8:22:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4543Vivvy En

This symbolizes the marriage between man and wifi.

04/10/19 11:03:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 548Willie Johnson

Apple's new planned obsolescence scheme means that the screen breaks every time you put it in your pocket.

04/10/19 10:56:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5608Glyn Evans

Nokia your block off

04/10/19 8:25:21

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"I think Junior's milking it a bit. I know he doesn't win many things. But come on, it was only the bloody shot putt, in the school games."

04/10/19 8:12:00

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Here, stick this 'k' in front of 'now'. --Vivvy En
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

You're lucky, my plan doesn't allow tethering.

04/10/19 8:11:32

 
kvin k kvin k

Hack proof with BLOCK-CHAIN technology...

06/10/19 22:20:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

A millennial tether.

05/10/19 17:46:19

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

Mobile Phone For Sale: COLLECTION ONLY

04/10/19 20:35:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Why does everyone feel the need to put their lifestorey on screen?

04/10/19 19:52:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

I have a sphere of mobile phones.

04/10/19 16:35:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

Have you got the balls to own one of these?

04/10/19 11:09:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 548Willie Johnson

It takes a big pocket to carry this around.

04/10/19 10:53:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Moball phone

04/10/19 10:22:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Do not switch off, phone is sinking.

04/10/19 9:31:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

Any ideas how to you switch off data rolling?

04/10/19 8:53:58

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

wiPhone

04/10/19 8:53:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Sphere buds

04/10/19 8:18:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

iNmate

04/10/19 8:06:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5804Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said your new phone was off the chain?"

04/10/19 8:05:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

Alexander Graham Bell & Chain

04/10/19 8:03:43

 
Molly R Vote score: 1061Molly R

How to lock down your Facebook account.

04/10/19 8:01:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Wow! You look fit Dave, have you been going down the gym?"
- "No need to mate, I had this idea when I realised how many times the wife calls me every day"

04/10/19 8:01:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

If you hate that you're so tethered to your phone, think how Siri feels about you.

04/10/19 8:00:41

 
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