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Sometimes my wife and I role play that shes a prostitute and Im a horny client. This is a picture of me practising with a real prostitute.
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James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

Sometimes my wife and I role play that she's a prostitute and I'm a horny client. This is a picture of me practising with a real prostitute.

07/10/19 12:46:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Thanks Mark, I'll make sure that Stone Face gets it, he's still in bed with a hangover..."

07/10/19 12:00:04

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No, no I was up early today... Admittedly I had to have a couple of drinks to steady myself, before I went to work.There is nothing worse than being all shaky when driving that school bus .. --stone face
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

When I said show me your big purple 20 pounder..

07/10/19 12:25:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"Give it back you cheeky cow, I wana buy a pint"
"NO... I’m saving it for some new cushions"

They may look happy, but money is the biggest cause of marital breakups, so if it’s your friend’s anniversary and you’re putting £20 in the card, make sure it’s two tenners.

07/10/19 12:15:37

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It's sad when couples let money come between them. --Karyn Harrison
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

The day Carol Decker and Vince from Erasure finally settled their 30 year old bet as to who would look better aged 50

07/10/19 12:50:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

Money grabbers.

07/10/19 19:43:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

There's novel, a hooker that does cashback

07/10/19 12:16:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

Having found Molly round the back of the stadium shagging the entire team I was delighted to accept her offer of £20 to keep my mouth shut and posted it on social media instead.

07/10/19 17:15:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

Yes he’s bigger. Yes he’s stronger. Yes he has got a better hold of the money. But once it’s out of the safety of your wallet it’s the Wife’s whether you like it or not.

07/10/19 16:32:22

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

You've won the post code lottery. Pity it's such a large block of flats.

07/10/19 18:22:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

"There you go treacle, get yourself a new jumper. You look like a waffle."

07/10/19 12:12:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

Dear Mr Paul Vause. 100 football pictures? We have a score to settle with you…

07/10/19 12:00:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

This year the wife will do all the Christmas shopping at Primark.

07/10/19 19:29:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2807Karyn Harrison

Sometimes it's difficult to protect the Queen from photobombers.

07/10/19 15:10:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 1061Molly R

♪ Somebody's knocking on your door... Somebody's ringing your bell... ♪

07/10/19 13:45:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20893Ian Skelding

The UK is the Worlds top nation for giving to Charity ... Charity was so glad she was British.

07/10/19 12:17:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2807Karyn Harrison

"I think you've scored there mate!"

07/10/19 12:13:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

Tenner Lady

07/10/19 12:07:14

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11085 Smuldo

Cash and Carrie.

07/10/19 22:03:49

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... and Dave! --Karyn Harrison
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Before and After Reassignment Surgery

07/10/19 19:28:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Identical Twins Conjoined At The Condom

07/10/19 19:25:05

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 422Generic RedHead

"You let go"
"No, you let go"
"I'll let go if you let go first"

07/10/19 17:45:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

With Christmas looming, Ebenezer Scrooge's great-great-great nephew makes the biggest donation in the history of his company.

07/10/19 15:29:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

"We're so happy. Our accountant gave us a clean bill of wealth."

07/10/19 14:39:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Incest is the only option in Sweden.

07/10/19 13:58:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

The clear advantage of hiring Polish cleaners is they seem quite happy to accept twenty quid a month.

07/10/19 12:49:03

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

Conjoined twins win the lottery.

07/10/19 12:07:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Oh shit, Paul Vause and his damn camera ... smile like nothing's up and slip the baggy into my pocket."

07/10/19 12:01:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

"That's without kissing."

07/10/19 12:00:57

 
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