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  "It was easier than building a coop," said Dave. "But catching the eggs is a bugger."
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3227Crunchy Chords
  "It was easier than building a coop," said Dave. "But catching the eggs is a bugger."

25/09/19 20:03:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9311Stephen Bean

"All my apples have gone missing. Police suspect fowl play."

25/09/19 20:11:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

"They do this every time we start the barbeque"

25/09/19 20:04:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Tree-Range Chickens

25/09/19 20:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9311Stephen Bean

K.F.Tree

25/09/19 20:00:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

Poultree

25/09/19 20:00:04

 
Peter Watts Vote score: 37Peter Watts

Chickens slaughter window cleaner in bizarre revenge attack

25/09/19 20:37:46

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Egg Plant

25/09/19 20:10:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9311Stephen Bean

Coq au vine

25/09/19 20:00:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1379Willie Johnson

How do you get down out of a tree?
Wait, trees don't have down and neither do chickens. What kind of joke is this?

26/09/19 8:44:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5356James Lennox

I can't help thinking this photo is metaphorical - We Captioneers are the chickens who have flown to the top of the tree, and think we're doing quite well ... meanwhile, the Wolf has spent this week building ladders.

25/09/19 20:15:27

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Out of the frying pan into the fir.

25/09/19 21:33:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

“Why, isn’t it obvious why we keep the chickens up a tree? It’s because foxes can’t wear stilts.”

25/09/19 20:41:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5356James Lennox

"That was fun Dad, but it's kind of easy to win. Maybe we should replace the chickens with snakes?"

25/09/19 20:23:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

How do you get a chicken out of a tree,.. pullet

25/09/19 20:15:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9070Dave Bryan

''I don't think this is going to work with the hens, Hitch.''

25/09/19 20:11:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11537Vanessa the Guesser

Hide and seek is more difficult in the winter.

25/09/19 20:03:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2116Scrijjy Doo

Roosters

26/09/19 2:25:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8466Chris Keegan

Darling, I totally appreciate your efforts in such an early start to the Christmas festivities, however I was so hoping for solar powered lighting as opposed to battery.

25/09/19 21:21:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I'm so glad we bought that chicken trebuchet.

25/09/19 20:39:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

“Why of course we’re not trying to gaslight you, Grandma.”

25/09/19 20:38:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4421Karyn Harrison

"My oh my, the sky is falling!" wailed Henny Penny.

25/09/19 20:31:21

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

"Climb up the lot of you...There's no way we are crossing that road, they'll be talking about it for years..."

25/09/19 20:20:23

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20010John Llamas

Cocks out on the beech

25/09/19 20:20:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3227Crunchy Chords

Jim got it all cocked up when the wife asked for chicken with chestnuts.

25/09/19 20:13:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3227Crunchy Chords
  "It was easier than building a coop," said Dave. "But catching the eggs is a bugger."

25/09/19 20:08:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

“What the hell are you doing up there? There’s not sufficient edge protection to prevent falls, you’re not wearing safety harnesses and the ladder does not conform to relevant EN131 classification standards”
“Alright, cluck off Health and Safety”

25/09/19 20:02:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

“Getting laid by a chick up a tree? Oh, to be young again”

25/09/19 20:00:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11537Vanessa the Guesser

The hen party spent all afternoon getting high.

25/09/19 20:00:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

Chicken Rung

25/09/19 20:00:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3227Crunchy Chords

"What a marvelous holiday!"
"Wait, who's that coming to take away our ladders!?"
"Damn, it's Thomas Cock."

25/09/19 20:00:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

”Is this branch reserved?”

28/09/19 15:36:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Hey, this a pear tree but these aren’t partridge.

26/09/19 22:30:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10560Neil Mackenzie

Paddy should of got geese they are easier to get down.

26/09/19 20:12:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9311Stephen Bean

"Sorry love, I don't know why you thought we were going to Poole Harbour. I said we were visiting poulet arbre."

26/09/19 9:19:56

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1379Willie Johnson

Strange fruit.

* (Apologies for referencing such a somber song to make light of the title.)

26/09/19 4:59:50

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C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Baaaaaarrrcking up the wrong tree.

26/09/19 4:47:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6097Greg Curtis

Entrée

26/09/19 1:18:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6097Greg Curtis

“That’s clucking weird.”

26/09/19 0:32:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1379Willie Johnson

You thought I said we're having ROAST chicken?

25/09/19 23:56:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14597Dan Nicholls

Clucky ladders

25/09/19 22:55:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 491Charles Gilbert

For the love of God, would you build the poor things a coop already!

25/09/19 22:53:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9431Mr Dome

Chicken Lichen

25/09/19 22:05:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9431Mr Dome

And this is why poaching season starts in Autumn

25/09/19 22:02:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Bakes and Ladders.

25/09/19 21:31:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31464Tony Edwards

Brit Hens Got Talent

25/09/19 21:01:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2116Scrijjy Doo

Chicken of the Tree Tuna

25/09/19 20:42:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Everybody loves playing Chicken Buckaroo.

25/09/19 20:33:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8466Chris Keegan

Listen, you don't understand, if my wife says chickens grow on trees, you need to make sure they do.

25/09/19 20:17:43

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Now who's being a chicken ? The tiger's still two miles away!

25/09/19 20:13:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

The cock crows

25/09/19 20:13:08

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

There are tree roots and then there are tree roosts

25/09/19 20:13:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31464Tony Edwards

Pecking order

25/09/19 20:09:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31464Tony Edwards

Battree hens

25/09/19 20:02:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9070Dave Bryan

''I knew that one day his chickens would come home to roost.''

25/09/19 20:01:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9070Dave Bryan

''What are you doing up there? Didn't you see the no hen tree sign?''

25/09/19 20:00:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3227Crunchy Chords

Autumn! When the trees have such a lovely colour-pullet.

25/09/19 20:00:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Layobab Tree

25/09/19 20:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8466Chris Keegan

Chicken Run

25/09/19 20:00:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 1678Molly R

Well, you clipped our wings - how else did you expect us to get up here?

25/09/19 20:00:17

 
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