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Its not what you think.  He was the first to see her come in and he  was the first to play dead.
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Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

It's not what you think. He was the first to see her come in and he was the first to play dead.

23/08/19 20:45:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Broke Back Mounting

23/08/19 20:00:04

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I wish I could quit you. --Mystery Captioner
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9095Dave Bryan

One trip pony

23/08/19 20:59:46

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Errr Can we have our saddle back Mam?

23/08/19 22:56:31

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Vivvy En Vote score: 5694Vivvy En

♪Big-bottomed girl she made the rocking horse go down♪

23/08/19 20:29:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

A tail of whoa!

23/08/19 20:02:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5364James Lennox

I never much liked the original, but this modern retelling of Black Beauty is bloody awful.

23/08/19 20:00:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

"Get me to McDonald's! I could eat a...
...never mind."

23/08/19 20:52:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

A seabiscuit too many.

23/08/19 20:39:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14624Dan Nicholls

Ahhh, that's why she calls her arse 'the gluemaker'.

23/08/19 20:29:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

That's not how you break a horse in, lady.

23/08/19 20:28:17

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It's one way. --The Mystery Captioner
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9342Stephen Bean

He couldn't take her weight furlong.

23/08/19 20:01:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

So, I'm looking at this and trying to think of a caption when my wife peeped over my shoulder and shouted "HEY, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT PICTURES OF WOMEN WITH SKINNY ARSES?"

24/08/19 9:20:53

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Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Need... Ketamine..."

24/08/19 7:37:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5364James Lennox

Black Booty

23/08/19 20:00:10

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jackie patrick jackie patrick

What did that big bottom do to Shergar?

24/08/19 10:13:26

 
Scooter Doo Vote score: 2119Scooter Doo

Ass Beats Horse
Details at 11.

23/08/19 21:55:52

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4463Lucky Elperro

Megan Markles little known sister decides upon the Nell Gywnn route into the Royal family.

23/08/19 20:37:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 16554Mark England

Daisy Pukes

23/08/19 20:15:05

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Buttocks End.

23/08/19 20:05:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Arse of the Year Show

23/08/19 20:00:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9342Stephen Bean

Booty and the Beast

23/08/19 20:00:10

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Asses to Asses...

24/08/19 19:08:29

 
jackie patrick jackie patrick

You can take a big bottom to a horse but you can't make it ride.

24/08/19 10:11:09

 
jackie patrick jackie patrick

Bottoms Up

24/08/19 10:08:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10566Neil Mackenzie

Ahh it was just a nightmare.

24/08/19 8:25:50

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Fat bottomed girls , you make the rocking horse fall down...

23/08/19 22:38:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

Rear ended?

23/08/19 21:53:18

 
stone face Vote score: 7496stone face

🎵 I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Even though they make my horses die 🎵

23/08/19 21:27:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Ok, I have equestrian about this.

23/08/19 21:18:26

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 487Tiny Alien

Close to the end of her ride, she farted

23/08/19 21:15:17

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

She broke the horse in 5 minutes.

23/08/19 20:58:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Yo mamma's so fat, she got on a horse and killed his son grazing in a field nearby.

23/08/19 20:46:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Knackered yard

23/08/19 20:20:46

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

After kicking ass, the poor horse did pass, out upon the grass.

23/08/19 20:04:06

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8488Chris Keegan

When I said find me an ass....

23/08/19 20:03:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21962Ian Skelding

Dead Bum

23/08/19 20:02:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Mr Dead

23/08/19 20:01:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3239Crunchy Chords

Bill the Pony vs the Crack of Doom

23/08/19 20:00:07

 
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