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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31494Tony Edwards

Park and ride

22/08/19 20:16:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

Well, it wasn't as comfortable as taking Imodium, but it did the trick.

22/08/19 20:00:16

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Is that what you call a shit post? --Willie Johnson
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

♪ Sit on my fence and tell me that you l'oeuf me ♪

22/08/19 20:22:04

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Things to Do in Eggsitter

22/08/19 20:08:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

Some councils will go to any lengths to attract women shoppers back to the high street.

22/08/19 20:07:42

 
Scooter Doo Vote score: 2120Scooter Doo

Bonehenge

22/08/19 21:18:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

The hole shebang.

22/08/19 20:25:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

What came first, the chick or the egg?

22/08/19 20:17:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

She could hardly contain her eggcitement.

22/08/19 20:03:32

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Egghead is pleased. --Scooter Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

Queen takes Pawn.

22/08/19 20:00:51

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For the mate. --Mystery Captioner
Mark England Vote score: 16558Mark England

That's nothing. I saw Katie Price sit on it once, and the whole bollard disappeared!

22/08/19 23:29:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

Kinder Sutra

22/08/19 20:53:40

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Wait til it grows into an oak tree.

22/08/19 20:22:50

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 487Tiny Alien

Clair thought sitting on butt plug shaped posts was really good fun...until she got home, looked in the mirror at her jeans and then realised she'd rectum.

23/08/19 12:03:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Acorn or ache horn?

23/08/19 7:35:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

That makes my bollards throb

23/08/19 7:35:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Emmanuel the finial chapter.

23/08/19 5:18:48

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4463Lucky Elperro

The new wireless community ipad charger was going to be more popular with some than others.

22/08/19 23:27:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

And the Virgin Mary did sitteth on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and Lo! the miraculous conception did occurreth!

22/08/19 22:59:06

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"If I just pose as the fifth Russian doll , the police might not notice that I've swiped this Gucci handbag..."

22/08/19 22:18:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

Kinder Surprise

22/08/19 21:37:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Typical of Amanda always getting her plug in

22/08/19 21:18:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20369John Glover

Gina is a seismologist, every time there is the possibility of a tremor, she books her spot.

22/08/19 21:17:40

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Goldilocks and the five knobs

22/08/19 21:15:19

 
Scooter Doo Vote score: 2120Scooter Doo

Those French have thought of everything!

22/08/19 21:14:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

Hard soiled egg

22/08/19 21:13:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

"Hello, yes, it's an emergency ... Um, ambulance probably, or maybe a fire truck."

22/08/19 21:08:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

The Council's always safty conscious, women will now have somewhere to sit when drunk without falling off, men can use them also if needed. Must bring your own lube.

22/08/19 20:52:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Grenade enema.

22/08/19 20:48:21

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

This is why it's never a good idea to read Fifty Shades of Grey in public.

22/08/19 20:25:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

♪You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round ♪

22/08/19 20:21:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

She won't find it easy to get oeuf.

22/08/19 20:17:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5708Vivvy En

"...and here's some she laid earlier"

22/08/19 20:16:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

Egg buttie

22/08/19 20:14:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

Something inside so strong.

22/08/19 20:04:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

"Don't mind me, it's just that I'd forgotten to insert my love ball earlier this Morning."

22/08/19 20:04:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Don't just sit there! Come!

22/08/19 20:02:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

That's nothing. In Dagenham they've got Rampant Rabbits!

22/08/19 20:02:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Joy of Sex, by Humpty Dumpty

22/08/19 20:01:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

Easter's come early this year.

22/08/19 20:01:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31494Tony Edwards

Yeah butt, no butt.

22/08/19 20:01:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9354Stephen Bean

There's only one thing more terrifying than raptors in a shopping centre. Their eggs.

22/08/19 20:01:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5367James Lennox

Allie up Up Alley Alley.

22/08/19 20:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The post-coital position

22/08/19 20:00:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3242Crunchy Chords

Enjoying a break outside Ann Summers HQ

22/08/19 20:00:07

 
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