''Mummy needs to get some groceries, darling. Just play with yourself for a while.''

13/08/19 8:16:43

The randy little alien played with himself as he approached his victim. Then he saw the eerily accurate sign.

13/08/19 8:00:09

No, don't pull the baby behind you - do what other mothers do, and push it ahead of you into the traffic.

13/08/19 8:43:11

No self-service.

13/08/19 8:19:48

She thought the supermarket crèche facility was a little basic but fantastic value for just a £1 coin...

Wed 22:41:45

"Take me to your Lidl."

13/08/19 14:58:09

Unexpected item in the bagging area

13/08/19 10:18:27

Stay within the diving sphere when deep sea trolley-ing.

13/08/19 12:38:19

Does anyone happen to know where you can buy these stickers? I’d do anything to keep bloody women and kids out of my local boozer!

13/08/19 9:25:55

You are advised to not use trolleys without sides as all your stuff will fall out. If you decide to go and find a regular trolley, remember to take your child with you.

13/08/19 23:21:16

The halves and the halve nots.

13/08/19 18:37:05

Stupid baby on board stickers prohibited by law.

13/08/19 15:28:53

"Can you drive lady?"
"Yes I can."
"Well back on to this."

13/08/19 12:16:09

Please do not let your children play on our 45 degree angles.

13/08/19 10:50:00

Don't put your whores before the cart.

13/08/19 10:27:05

Thank god for this life raft, she thought

13/08/19 8:54:25

No kicking Mommie's butt when she leaves to get the peas.

13/08/19 8:45:24

No farting in your baby's direction.

13/08/19 8:45:23

Shocking trolley

13/08/19 8:42:47

They were getting nowhere. Then she realized they were in a giant hamster wheel.

13/08/19 8:35:46

Why do supermarkets always put a wanker on the trolleys?

13/08/19 8:35:20

No backing into shopping carts.

13/08/19 8:27:10

"I'm not a trolley dolly."

13/08/19 8:25:33

Shopping with Lidl children is prohibited

13/08/19 8:24:10

Virgin Supermarkets

13/08/19 8:18:32

Dragging Miss Daisy

13/08/19 8:18:25

Aisle be back.

13/08/19 8:16:26

The young retail apprentices are made to work a week in hand.

13/08/19 8:14:16

We're going to that mum and baby place where you pretend you're shopping in a hamster wheel.

13/08/19 8:13:06

The first sign that you’re off you trolley

13/08/19 8:12:44

Caption.Me Breaking News: Tiny Alien is banned from another supermarket.

13/08/19 8:10:47

No wanking midgets allowed on shopping trolleys (even if accompanied by a person of regular height).

13/08/19 8:00:14