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Mummy needs to get some groceries, darling. Just play with yourself for a while.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 17861Dave Bryan

''Mummy needs to get some groceries, darling. Just play with yourself for a while.''

13/08/19 7:16:43

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I'm all for dupe policing, but I think this one is fine. The potential for a masturbation based caption is pretty obvious, so it's hard to say only one captioneer is entitled to it. Other than that the joke is quite different. 20:00:09 could wor... --James Lennox
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5395Crunchy Chords

The randy little alien played with himself as he approached his victim. Then he saw the eerily accurate sign.

13/08/19 7:00:09

  
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Molly R Vote score: 3165Molly R

No, don't pull the baby behind you - do what other mothers do, and push it ahead of you into the traffic.

13/08/19 7:43:11

  
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 16483Vanessa the Guesser

No self-service.

13/08/19 7:19:48

  
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Lynne A Vote score: 44Lynne A

She thought the supermarket crèche facility was a little basic but fantastic value for just a £1 coin...

14/08/19 21:41:45

  
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