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The Wolf Vote score: 3240The Wolf

The Farmer Sutra

10/08/19 10:18:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12677Dan Nicholls

Fruit 'n' vag.

10/08/19 9:53:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

Bed and breakfast

10/08/19 8:08:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

Pail Rider

10/08/19 8:05:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Casserole-play

10/08/19 10:47:19

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 181Lee Hauxwell

Could this be any grocer?

10/08/19 10:27:23

 
stone face Vote score: 4495stone face

As depictions of the female genitalia go, I think this is a pail comparison.

10/08/19 8:15:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

I love potatoes with those come to bed eyes

10/08/19 8:14:26

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I've heard they're great in the sack. --Karyn Harrison
stone face Vote score: 4495stone face

Well that's me and the missus done to scale.

10/08/19 8:11:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

"Call me old fashioned, but I don't like a bed without drawers."

10/08/19 8:06:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5504Glyn Evans

"Lot no 49, can I start the bidding at..."

10/08/19 8:21:52

 
stone face Vote score: 4495stone face

It was the worst threesome I've ever had.

10/08/19 8:16:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19179John Glover

"No mummy, you've got it all wrong. It's our fair ground. Coconut shy, ball in the bucket and hoopla?"

10/08/19 16:38:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3240The Wolf

I'm sorry, I just can't see meat free porn taking off.

10/08/19 9:38:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Fruit cocktail

10/08/19 8:23:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1910Crunchy Chords

"Tits twat and todger" at the Tate.

10/08/19 15:59:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19179John Glover

"You know, I think we should stop our little Jimmy and that four year old Lisa from playing alone in the attic."

10/08/19 13:27:37

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

Ah yes..a familiar scene from one of my favorite vegetarian porn movies if I'm not mistaken 'Arti Chokes Rosemary and Tyne'

10/08/19 9:55:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

They're trying for a baby carrot.

10/08/19 9:12:57

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2686GeeDee

Venessa Feltx and Partner Ben,release self artistic portrait

11/08/19 7:43:16

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3650Lucky Elperro

Secretly trying to get God onside, every year, Justin Bieber celebrates the feast day of St John the Divan.

11/08/19 3:49:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

He threw in the towel, followed by the pillows and the king sized duvet.

10/08/19 18:33:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

I've had some badly packed kebabs in my time but there is no way I'm eating that

10/08/19 15:47:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4448C CaMel

Spring mattress

10/08/19 14:07:53

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 645Carey Sutton

Looks like the narrow got there first

10/08/19 13:57:15

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 645Carey Sutton

Going to need some sand in that bucket

10/08/19 13:56:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 645Carey Sutton

Oranges are not the only fruit

10/08/19 13:54:51

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 645Carey Sutton

Vegan porn

10/08/19 12:24:16

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2686GeeDee

You told me you were a virgin!!
Well you told me you You'd make my eyes water!

10/08/19 11:13:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5621Greg Curtis

"...Will yah take it in the bucket?..."

10/08/19 11:12:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5621Greg Curtis

"...very cuntemporary."

10/08/19 11:08:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5621Greg Curtis

"Hm, this one is just called... 'The Exhibition.' "

10/08/19 11:04:12

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 91Madeline Charlton

Dirty minded mattress salesperson . Quite literally .

10/08/19 10:43:48

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 181Lee Hauxwell

The end of the date

10/08/19 10:28:07

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

Skin Flick

10/08/19 9:56:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29598Tony Edwards

bucket.cum

10/08/19 9:54:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3240The Wolf

"Now as you can see, there's no natural substitute for a vagina, and that's why men do as they're f*cking told"

10/08/19 9:19:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5985Chris Keegan

Apparently she's got a bucket list.

10/08/19 9:14:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5985Chris Keegan

I really can't explain it...they've just started coming here.

10/08/19 9:11:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29598Tony Edwards

Tracey Emin is at it again.

10/08/19 8:55:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

Jack and Jill enjoy their 5 A Day.

10/08/19 8:24:04

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Although Jill prefers 8 --Mr Dome
Molly R Vote score: 968Molly R

"No, I didn't say 'bucket' - I said something beginning with F."

10/08/19 8:04:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

Garden bed

10/08/19 8:03:55

 
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